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Gloria: I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it’s just like how some of my relatives got into this country!

Gloria Pritchett - 01x23 Hawaii

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Phil: But I was going to take Luke and Manny go-karting for their good report cards. Claire: What was good about Luke’s report card? Phil: …He didn’t lose it.

Phil Dunphy and Claire Pritchett-Dunphy - 02x22 Good Cop Bad Dog

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Mitchell: It’s Cameron’s turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer. [mumbling] Fill her backpack with bricks, and throw her into Candycane River… Phil: What’s my coaching philosophy? Give a kid a bird and he becomes one of those weird dudes that walks around with a bird on his shoulder. But give him a pair of wings? He can fly… … unless he has absolutely no hand-eye co-ordination.

Mitchell Pritchett and Phil Dunphy - 01x20 Benched

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Haley: What just happened? Alex: You have your fans. I have mine. Someday your fans are going to work for my fans

Haley Dunphy and Alex Dunphy - 03x08 After the Fire 

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Phil: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers- It turns out I’m one of them. It’s a miracle I didn’t end up a stripper.

Phil Dunphy - 01x21 Travels With Scout

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Phil: [After he and Mitchell pop a lock on a window of Mitchell & Cameron’s house, of which they are locked out] If you show enough houses you learn all the tricks. Every Realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me…I’m completely clueless.

Phil Dunphy - 01x22 Airport 2010

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Mitchell: When you come back, there will be a great, big mess waiting for you. Cameron: And I will give him a great, big hug.

Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker - 03x04 Door to Door

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Phil: Okay, huddle up everybody. Your mother’s right. She’s the quarterback of this family and we need to protect her like Blind Side did. Luke: She just said that mom was Blind Side. Phil: She’s confused. Blind Side was the black kid who played Tight End. Alex: Offensive Line. Phil: Sorry, African-American kid.

Phil Dunphy, Luke Dunphy and Alex Dunphy - 03x04 Door to Door

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Manny: Do you have a skinless grilled chicken breast? Claire: What? Are you going to the ball, Cinderella? Live a little Manny: I know Claire was trying to be fun, but that crossed the line

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Cameron: I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called Everytime I’m Depressed I Take A Drink Mitchell: That game exists. It’s called alcoholism

Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett 

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Gloria: Are you sure there’s not an “E-I” in the middle? Manny: No its “I-E”. Gloria: Good, Papi. If I can’t fool you, then your teachers can’t fool you either. Manny: I don’t think they’re trying to fool me.

Gloria Pritchett and Manny Delgado - 01x19 Game Changer

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Claire: Gloria is right. You being emotionally closed off makes it very difficult for your children to show affection. Jay: Really? Claire: Yes. Jay: You have trouble showing affection in public places? Claire: Yes. Jay: You? Claire: [changes tone] Yes. Jay: Was that before or after you were delivered to my door wearing nothing but your underwear and a police blanket? [The kids walk in] Haley: Oh my god, what?! Alex: You were arrested? Luke: Awesome! Claire: Not awesome! And I wasn’t arrested. Your grandfather was just telling a joke. Jay: It was just a joke. [whispers to Claire] I got a million of ‘em. Claire: Dad…

Claire Dunphy, Jay Pritchett, Haley Dunphy, Alex Dunphy and Luke Dunphy - 02x02 The Kiss

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Hayley: Oh, I’m sorry, were you trying to read? Alex: You’re the one who tries to read. Hayley: Oh, my gosh! I am not that stupid! Alex: Seriously, Hayley, you think you are the coolest person ever! Hayley: Would you please stop just judging me and everything that I do?! Alex: Look at me! I’m so cool! (The girls kept arguing until Luke stops it.) Luke: ENOUGH! ENOUGH! I AM SO SICK OF YOU TWO FIGHTING ALL THE TIME! YOU’RE A BAD BIG SISTER, AND YOU’RE A BAD LITTLE SISTER! And you’re both bad big sisters to me. Be normaler.

Modern Family: Hayley Dunphy, Alex Dunphy and Luke Dunphy - 03x14 Me? Jealous?

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Mitchell: We’re interviewing prospective mothers for adoption. Cameron: It’s quite an ordeal. You want to look good, make a good first impression. It’s kind of like going on a first date. Mitchell: Actually, it’s the opposite of a first date. You don’t want to have sex, but you do want to have a baby.

Modern Family: Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker - 03x12 Egg Drop

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Gloria: [Yelling on the phone in Spanish] Yes! Auntie! Yes! You’re 73 years old, not 20! Of course, but I’m in the United States so kill yourself! Kill yourself, because I don’t care! [laughs] Gloria: Ok, yes! I love you! Muah! Muah! Muah! [hangs up] Manny: I understood “crazy old witch,” “go kill yourself,” then “I love you.” Jay: I’ll never get this; how you all yell at each other. Gloria: That’s how you know that your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.

Modern Family: Gloria Pritchett, Manny Delgado and Jay Pritchett - 03x12 Egg Drop

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