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part 1

#i know like four people have already assigned them to you #but like #have dan and donna #as a treat

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Okay but what the hell is on Hidgens's resume and why did it scare poor Hailey so bad

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #workin boys #henry hidgens #hailey dilmore

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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

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This is totally what happened with them in the movie, right?

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I wish none of you were sad

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You asked for it, here it is! A fic based on the events of the Hatchetfield Death Match! (That livestream cured my writer's block y'all)

(let me know if anyone wants to be on a taglist for this fic)

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #a pit stop in hatchetfield

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i would like you all to meet my girlfriend

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no offense but you’re lovely and you matter a lot

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LANG BROTHERS GIVE ME THE CHAD LORE I BEG OF YOU

#starkid #team starkid #workin boys #hatchetfield #hatchetverse

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Hey gang would you guys read a whole fanfic based on the Hatchetfield Death Match if I wrote it

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #a pit stop in hatchetfield

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Me to the Tin Can Bros every second of every day until that Spies digital ticket hits

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imagine you have squirrels in your pants and instead of helping you, a bunch of strangers start spitting absolute bars about it and making your pain into a breakdance. i’d be inconsolable.

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season one of supernatual is so funny to me. sam and dean will literally show up to the crime scene in some fuck ass flannels and dean is in his leather jacket and the cops are like "who the hell are you?" and dean will be like "oh, us? well we are obviously from the us fish and wildlife service who else could we possibly be???" 

meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??

and then, they'll start questioning the victims family like "aw man :( I'm so sad for you :( that must be really hard :( so like what happened? and on a completely separate note, did you see anything? feel a temp drop? did you feel a cold spot? did you see something weird? like a creature mayhaps? like a ghost? did you see a ghost? do you believe in ghosts? please tell me it's a ghost?" like that's a totally normal line of questioning for a random drowning from two members of the us fish and wildlife service.

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Guys help I can't stop doing The Wenis (Sam Dalton Reich this is YOUR FAULT)

#this really makes NO SENSE out of context #game changer #sam reich #sam dalton reich #dropout #dropout tv #siobhan thompson #mike trapp #ify nwadiwe

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Shoutout to Jeff Blim for being able to sit tied to that chair without moving AT ALL even as they're moving around him and pulling the blue shit off of his head like I probably would have broken character as soon as one of them came near me

#starkid #team starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #jeff blim