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We have fanart Gente!

Gracias a @palluniskillas por aceptar la comisión y la rapidez con que la hizo. Quedó hermosa ❤️

Give it up for the Argentine Menace, SSA Alejandra “Mila” Milani (seen here judging the local police force.)

#criminal minds fic #criminal minds fanfiction #criminal minds fanart #oc fanart #oc fanfiction #spencer reid x oc #Alejandra milani #milareid tag #spencer reid fanfiction

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@swan-of-sunrise thanks for the tag!

The skin tone is a too light for me, so I decided to make my darling Ghost Thief, an original halfa from my Danny Phantom fanfic: “Sabrina Marquez, the Ghost Thief.”

(She is planning a heist and being a menace)

okay, so i'm at the office and grumpy today and found a piccrew that actually had all the options to realistically show this ahah if you worked at my office, you probably would've found me like this on the balcony or at the community kitchen there. so here's a piccrew and i challenge you to make an everyday you! whenever you lounge at home, or work at the job you (don't) like, or enjoying your vacation now. show me! 💖

No pressure tags: @jelly-doughnut-drabbles @beanibon @heavenlyevil @if-dreams-do-come-true @p00pdev1l @suget @itoshisoup @2kmps

#danny phantom #danny phantom oc #sabrina marquez #the ghost thief #pic crew #piccrew

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Requirements to be a SHIELD Agent:

- sass

- ability to throw witty comebacks while fighting for your life

- both eyes (optional)

- no regard for your own wellbeing (mandatory)

WHAT IF... (2021 - ) I Happy Hogan Saved Christmas?

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While you are well and able to not disclose any illness to your employer, you should at least be cognizant of the demands of the job in terms of possibilities for accommodations and/or consequences if you are caught in a lie BEFORE APPLYING.

Not every job can be adapted, some working environments are unchangeable, if you can’t do a vital part of your job because of a disability then it could be a hindrance at best and a liability at worst.

Certain jobs in my country require a physical and mental examination. Any condition that could prevent you from passing it automatically disqualifies you. This is not only legal, but mandatory by certain regulations.

So: DO YOUR RESEARCH KNOW YOUR LIMITS AND GOOD LUCK

A couple job interview hacks from someone who has to give a job interview every single goddamn day: (disclaimer: this goes for my process and my company’s process, other companies and industries might be different)

1. There are a few things I check and a few questions I ask literally just to figure out if you can play the game and get along with others in a professional setting. Part of the job I interview for is talking to people, and we work in teams. So if you can’t “play the game” a tiny bit, it’s not going to work. Playing the game includes:

- Why do you want to work here? (just prove that you googled the company, tell me like 1 thing about us, I just want to know that you did SOME kind of preparation for this interview)

- Are you wearing professional clothing? I don’t need a suit just don’t show up in a ratty t-shirt and sweatpants.

- Are you able to speak respectfully and without dropping f-bombs all the time? Not because I’m offended but because I don’t want to be reported to HR if you wind up on my team.

- Can you follow simple directions in an interview?

2. Stop telling me protected information. I don’t want to know about what drugs or medications you’re on, I don’t want to know about you being sick, I don’t want to know if you’re planning to have children soon, I don’t want to know anything about your personal life other than “can you do the job?” 

3. When we ask, “What questions do you have for me?” here are my favorites I’ve heard: - What does the day-to-day look like for a member of your team?

- If one of your team members was not performing up to his usual standard, what steps would you take to correct that?

- What can I start doing now to accelerate my learning process in this job?

- What are some reservations you have about me as a candidate? (be ready for this emotionally….it will REALLY help you in the future, and I’ve had people save themselves from a No after this, but can be hard to hear)

- In your opinion, what skills and qualities does the ideal candidate for this job possess?

- What advice would you give to a new hire in this position/someone who wanted to break into this industry, as someone who has worked here for a while?

Those are just my tips off-the-cuff. I work in sales in marketing/SAAS, so these can be very different depending on the industry, but I wish the people I interview could read this before they show up. 

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A day like this in 2015 I watched Danny Phantom for the first time and my darling motherfucker Sabrina Marquez/The Ghost Thief came to life in my head.

It’s been nearly ten years and I still haven’t finished writing it 💀💀

But they are still in my thoughts, constantly.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #sabrina marquez #danny phantom oc #danny phantom fanfiction

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If you are a fan fic writer and you're alright with people making fan art of your fic, reblog this 💚

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ustedes cómo están ignorando el conteo de votos? yo estoy tomando mates con mi viejo viendo ncis y viendo tumblr

#finjo demencia #comiendo guisito #y corrigiendo exámenes

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Here's THE masterpost of free and full adaptations, by which I mean that it's a post made by the master.

Anthony and Cleopatra: here's the BBC version

As you like it: you'll find here an outdoor stage adaptation and here the BBC version

Coriolanus: Here's a college play, here's the 1984 telefilm, here's the 2014 one with tom hiddleston

Hamlet: The Kenneth Branagh 1996 Hamlet is here, the 1964 russian version is here and the 1964 american version is here. THe 1964 Broadway production is here, the 1948 Laurence Olivier one is here. And the 1980 version is here. Here are part 1 and 2 of the 1990 BBC adaptation. Have the 2018 Almeida version here.

Henry IV: part 1 and part 2 of the BBC 1989 version. And here's part 1 of a corwall school version.

Henry V: Laurence Olivier (who would have guessed) 1944 version. The 1989 Branagh version here. The BBC version is here.

Julius Caesar: here's the 1979 BBC adaptation, here the 1970 John Gielgud one.

King Lear: Laurence Olivier once again plays in here. And Gregory Kozintsev, who was I think in charge of the russian hamlet, has a king lear here. The 1975 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny's 2008 version is here. The 1974 version with James Earl Jones is here.

Macbeth: here's the 1961 one with Sean Connery. Here's the 1971 by Roman Polanski, with spanish subtitles. Here's the 1948 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZrf_0_CcQ">here. The 1988 BBC onee with portugese subtitles and here the 2001 one). The 1969 radio one with Ian McKellen and Judi Dench is here and the 1966 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny's 2008 version is here.

Measure for Measure: BBC version here.

The Merchant of Venice: here's a stage version, here's the 1980 movie, here the 1973 Lawrence Olivier movie, here's the 2004 movie.

The Merry Wives of Windsor: the Royal Shakespeare Compagny gives you this movie.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: have this sponsored by the City of Columbia, and here the BBC version.

Much Ado About Nothing: Here is the kenneth branagh version and here the Tennant and Tate 2011 version. Here's the 1984 version.

Othello: A Massachussets Performance here, the 2001 movie her is the Orson Wells movie with portuguese subtitles theree, and a fifteen minutes long lego adaptation here. THen if you want more good ole reliable you've got the BBC version here and there.

Richard II: here is the BBC version

Richard III: here's the 1955 one with Laurence Olivier, and here's the 1995 one with Ian McKellen. (the 1995 one is in english subtitled in spanish. the 1955 one has no subtitles and might have ads since it's on youtube)

Romeo and Juliet: here's the 1988 BBC version.

The Taming of the Shrew: the 1988 BBC version here, the 1929 version here, some Ontario stuff here and here is the 1967 one with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.

The Tempest: the 1979 one is here, the 2010 is here. Here is the 1988 one.

Timon of Athens: here is the 1981 movie with Jonathan Pryce,

Troilus and Cressida can be found here

Titus Andronicus: the 1999 movie with Anthony Hopkins here

Twelfth night: here for the BBC, herefor the 1970 version with Alec Guinness, Joan Plowright and Ralph Richardson.

The Winter's Tale: the BBC version is here

Please do contribute if you find more. This is far from exhaustive.

(also look up the original post from time to time for more plays)

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This would 1000% require a montage of Hunter and Luz putting on a presentation on “human fashion and mannerisms” and Darius trying to throw on a cape to go with a purple three-piece suit.

Darimila....

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Passling wisdom for the ages.

Rules of The Fairy Market

Everything has a cost. Do not assume that, simply because there is no price tag, that things will be freely given. Make yourself aware of what you will owe before agreeing to a bargain, as more often than not, the asking price will exceed your means: a diamond from the crown of Mab, a shingle from the roof of your childhood home now long demolished, your eyes, a kiss.

If you purchase food; meats, cheeses, plums, bread, and the like, I would advise you to not eat it until you are safely back in your home. Of course, the food of the fae will never taste as rich or wonderful if it is eaten elsewhere, but neither will you be tethered by its thrall.

Troupes often move through the Market, either stocking up on rations or preparing for a quest. Do not get in their way. Should you see someone you recognize among the ranks of goblin soldiers, or in the company of strange, hollow kings, do not approach them. Not only would it be considered rude, but you are surely not prepared for the outcome should you insert yourself into their narrative. You are here to buy pears, butter, and perhaps a finely tailored pair of pants, so do that. You may start a quest on another day.

Buying rings at market is...inadvisable. Much can be communicated in a ring; you can never be sure what it is you are buying. Indeed, it could always simply be a ring, finely crafted from wood or stone, a light enchantment placed upon it. But then again, I've heard many tales of elated brides and grooms and their...more than unwitting human betrotheds.

Your Name would go for quite a bit, if you were in the Market to hawk it. It is a fine name, good and strong, whether it was given to you or one you have chosen for yourself. Each interested party would assure you of how well they would care for it, because of course, care of a name equals care of an individual. But do not forget, if you sell your name, the name you have chosen, you may one day hear it being called, and you will have little choice but to follow, wherever that may lead. But if you need the money...

There is a well at the centre of the market. It is old and overtaken by moss. You may hear a voice or feel a pull calling you towards it. Your hand may go to your pocket to pull out a coin. Its a well, you have to make a wish, right? Well, I will tell you now, you will receive your wish, and much more for you have paid for it. But be warned, with the well, you cannot recant, you cannot withdraw. Your deal was made and until your dying breath, the well will uphold it.

Such pretty things line the stalls, jewels, jars of gold dust, gems, pearls, and crowns. You may find yourself all too overwhelmed by the splendour of it all. Perhaps you would like to stay, forever surrounded by the richness of the market. But as the sun begins to set, casting shadows across the pleasant faces of the merchants, you will see another kind of clientele enter through the archway; more frenzied, frightening, crazed. If you are here passed dark, what is it you are selling, they ask, for they wish to be tempted, they wish to buy. What is it you are selling? They will pay any price. What is it you are selling!?

Stealing is not prohibited by the Market itself, but I would hope you are not fool enough to try. Make no mistake that the fae will take every advantage of you that they can and once you have entered the Market, you are on your own. No is there to defend you, as heroes are not allowed within its boundaries. If you are caught, and you will be, you will be at the mercy of your victim, and I will tell you, each merchant you see before you is worse than the last.

I should not have to say this, but do not offer yourself as collateral. I understand you all crave adventure but I fear you do not understand what is at stake. You know not to what hoard you will be taken, or to whose service you will be put into. Who you will be made to kill, or what you will be made to kiss. Do not. DO NOT put yourself into that position, for I will not be there to save you.

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Personal take: it astounds me both in the Bridgerton series and in Queen Charlotte how DELIBERATELY OBTUSE Violet is about the realities of marriage in the ton and how it affects her children.

Daphne facing the prospect of being married off to Lord Berbrooke? “You may not like your husband (now) but you will have a house to run and children to love”

Eloise being legitimately scared of getting married and losing her identity to a husband and children she doesn’t want? “Don’t worry, dearest, you’ll find someone you love”.

Eloise specially because it was clear from the very beginning she didn’t want to be out in society. She kept trying to escape from her presentation, kept running off at balls, refused to entertain suitors, even stated several times that the mere idea of a husband and children thoroughly disgusts her. Anyone with half a brain could tell that Eloise didn’t want to be here - and the fact that Violet keeps pushing her in those situations infuriated me.

Maybe next season will be better.

I cried during this scene.

Lady Danbury is the REAL QUEEN. 👸🏿👑

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La scaloneta haciendo homenaje a la brujoneta

estan haciendo una rondita por dioooooo

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Thank you for the tag, friend.

1. Haunted Mansion

2. My Neighbor Totoro

3. How to Train your Dragon

4. Pride and Prejudice (2005)

5. Ocean’s 8

6. Encanto

7. Princess and the Frog

8. Ichabod and Mr. Toad

9. Quarter-Life Crisis (Taylor Tomlinson comedy special)

10. Mirror, Mirror

comfort movie tag

Rules: post 10 of your favorite comfort movies and then tag 10 people.

Tagged by @harlan-briggs

1. Mean girls

2. Miss Congeniality

3. Legally Blonde

4. Home Alone

5. Bridget Jones Diary

6. Girl, Interrupted

7. Stepmom

8.  Addams Family Values

9. While You Were Sleeping

10. Spirited Away

11. She’s the Man

idk i made it eleven, love breaking rules haha

@justconfettiandsomeddew @lilacevans @flordeamatista @mdpplgtz03 @patzammit @pusherloveguurl @tedllasso @musette22

#thank you! #mirror mirror #how to train your dragon #pride and prejudice #haunted mansion #ocean’s 8 #encanto #the adventures of ichabod and mr. toad #taylor tomlinson #quarter life crisis #princess and the frog #comfort films

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Enjoy

Buck surviving the lightning strike and going back to work means that Hen has to go to that bakery (she goes to the same one every time) to get him a 'welcome-back' cake (one which will have a terrible pun written on it in icing, something like "we're not shocked you're back"), and you just know that every time she walks into that bakery the staff drop what they're doing because they just know that it's going to be something absolutely wild

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The way that most of Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes stories’ most horrible villains are rich dudes that are abusive to women, in a time such as the 1880’s, compels me.

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UPDATE: a newly-minted friend has shared their account. THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO MESSAGED ME/OFFERED ADVICE.

I LOVE YOU ALL

Hello! Can someone tell this friendly neighborhood broke Argentinian where I can watch Dimension 20 for free? (YouTube only has episode 1)

Many thanks, friends!

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Rargb has some torrents but I don't think they have the Neveraftet campaign yet

https://rargb.to/search/?search=Dimension%2020

Also you gave your country does that mean you have no vpn/that sites blocked in Argentina (like The Pirate Bay, I think) won't be available to you?

I don’t have a VPN and sites tend to be finicky about country availability, not to mention my Chromebook sucks and I don’t have any other computer