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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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people seem to have this strange idea that potent hypnotists come off as hard doms. im sure that works with especially self-destructive or universally susceptible subjects, but the best hypnotists do not work that way.

they're polite and friendly and amicable. they feel strangely easy to talk to, despite the fact that you just met them. you might go from hello to talking about your childhood with them in the space of an hour or two and not quite know how you got there so easily.

you might find that they compliment you often, and genuinely mean it, having spent hundreds of hours understanding the beauty of minds and seeing much of it within you. they seem to understand your vulnerabilities, maybe without you even knowing them yourself, and always make you feel safe and listened to.

they discuss hypnosis with you well before anything close to a session starts. they listen intently to everything you have to say, while mentally noting down what they know will work well on you.

they won't speak dramatically or overact with their voice.

they'll speak calmly, and clearly, but with assurance and confidence.

you'll find yourself sinking faster than usual, because you just like them too much not to.

you'll want to drop for them well before they ask you to.

they won't feel like an imposing force, they'll feel like the air itself. the mind won't lose to its influence, their influence will feel like your brain isn't even there to fight against it.

they'll speak to your soul with a smile on their face, and you'll smile back even wider.

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"Anarchist" but gets triggered when people voluntarily don't wear bicycle helmets.

Me when I know what anarchy is

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Can’t stop watching, and definitely gonna start dropping.

📸: @renegadelittlekitten

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One of my favorite mind control tropes is when the sub is aware of what's happening, but can't do anything about it. On the outside they have a blank, empty expression and mindlessly obey, but on the inside they're asking what's happening and struggling to fight it. Their conscious mind is completely aware but locked away unable go fight or resist as they are still in a deep sleep and mindlessly obeying all the doms commands. No matter how much the sub panics, resists, or tries to fight they are completely helpless. Such a hot trope 💕

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Continuously saying “I am deeply hypnotized “ 👋💤

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Part of the reason I keep fantasizing about sharing a girl with a bunch of friends is that I want to do more things to her at once than I physically do; I just don’t have enough hands to tangle my fingers in her hair and press a bottle to her lips and grab desperately at her back leaving scratches and gently wrap my hand around her neck and impatiently tear a hole in her legging and jokingly blow smoke in her face and and play with her tits and grab her hips and guide her hand to jerk me off and grind against her butt and rub her pussy and whisper teasing mean things in her ear and tilt her chin up to look at me

Like someone call reinforcements, I need more men to fuck her up in all the ways she needs to be fucked

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"Dragon," poem assembled using quotations from Wikipedia articles

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#funny

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Praise kink Degradation kink

🤝

“You’re doing so well, you’re just a little whore aren’t you?”

“My pretty, brainless doll”

“You look pretty when you’re a struggling, desperate mess”

“That’s it, keep going you dumb slut”

“You’re such a good slut”

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Two of Cups

This is the spell I don’t say aloud: I want to hear your stories, gather all your myths, sit together in easy silence, argue about whose turn it is to make dinner, or take out the trash, or water the garden— I want to grow things.

And I’m not scared of any of it— the way I might’ve been terrified of myself once, because your heartbeat feels like an ocean, a memory of a place I’ve never been but miss, the way music sometimes feels like home, how I can’t even explain it, but don’t feel like I have to.

The door’s open, darling— the door, my heart, this whole new universe, unexpected and unlooked for, but so welcome and so wanted, a love spell so true I don’t even need to speak it aloud.

#feelings #missinghearingabouttheminutiaoftheday

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i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

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