for christmas i want happiness, you hear me SANTA?!?! you fat fuck
My sister just walked by my room and said, “Hey, Ashley” and I just went, “Yeah”. ._.
Anti: [enters the kitchen] What’s up, doc?
Jameson: [signs: Not much.]
Marvin: [eyes widening] You body swapped Henrik and JJ?!
Anti: [raises a brow] No, t'at’s what yeh’d do.
Chase: [confused] Then why’d ya call ‘im that?
[To everyone else’s discomfort, Anti and Jameson share a look and a smirk. Then, Anti’s glitching out and JJ’s stepping behind a red curtain; seconds later, they reappear as River Song and Doctor Who, respectively. The others stare.]
Seán: [walks in; notices the cosplayers; claps] Ooo! Ooo! Oooo! Can I be Amy?!
Jackie: [after a thoughtful pause] I wanted to be Roman Rory…
Henrik: I do not 'ave enough coffee for zis!
Me after realizing that I may never find a soulmate again-