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ok so i made castlevania au astarion

posted this a while back on twitter, and i thought maybe i should revive my tumblr acc just a little bit

#bg3 #astarion #oh i am hooting and hollering over this

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It's not kiss time yet~

#bg3 #gortash #durgetash

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hi how was your weekend? oh, me? i got dommed by karlach thanks for asking

#bg3 #karlach #bg3 cosplay

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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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i saw someone on reddit mention this and wanted to see it for myself, so here it is. if you initiate a romance with astarion, but then later pursue someone else, he’ll almost always be catty about it, imply that you have poor taste for choosing someone else over him, and will reject any offer of polyamory on the grounds of either personal standards (ew, you want him to be in a love triangle with who?) or self-preservation (he ain’t fighting lae'zel for your ass lmao).

but if his rival-in-question is karlach…

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he tells you that he hopes you’ll be a comfort to her and turns down your offer of seeing him on the side because he doesn’t want her to get hurt :`)

meanwhile, if you put karlach in the same situation (start out romancing her, then pursue astarion), she’ll also start out quite sweet…

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and then quickly devolve into (affectionately) taking the piss out of astarion for stealing her partner 😁

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“She likes Astarion but threatening to kill him for stealing her bf/gf is also funny to her.” 😂

in sum: they’re frands, your honor

#bg3 #theyre so sweet

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karlach is like if a hot girl with a motorcycle was also the motorcycle

#bg3 #this the truest shit ive ever heard

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Nighttime Activities

#bg3 #astarion

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do you like Astarion

i hate him and his pussy

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almost spent $70 on a 24x36 astarion print but jesus appeared and physically held me back

so i got the 11x18 instead

#do not ask me how much pelfnis shit ive already bought #the answer is not good

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guess im 2 for 2 on cosplaying milfs now.

#weird face reveal sorry #jaheira #bg3 cosplay #i wanted to do jaheiras regular armor but i slacked off while drawing too all that pelfnis sorry #sorry! #hi im grandma

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Caard

✧ Shall we dance? ✧

#bg3 #oh shit what a snacc #astarion

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Wyll calling his lover his 'star'. Astarion's spawn ending being him adventuring and performing heroics of his own choice. Wyll naming his adopted daughter Lily. The flower Astarion's lover puts on his grave being a lily. Monster hunter turned monster and monster turned hunter. Can nobody hear me

#bg3 #screaming

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"On your knees… darling" finally I can show my art for Astarion zine >///<

#bg3 #astarion #oh this is #this is beautiful

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Dark Gale hasn't left my brain since the last time I drew him

#ng3 #gale dekarios #forbidden dark gale with tits out yeah motherfucker!!!

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#bg3 #shadowheart

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i love wyll ravengard I WANT TO DRAW WYLL RAVENGARD (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

#bg3 #text #the table is mizora #im throwing her ass out of my camp

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before tumblr catches me...

Preist x Astarion WIP

#bg3 #astarion #falls down the stairs and explodes into a mushroom cloud