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i yearn to experience even a fraction of what brasilian futbol fans experience daily

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jesus christ himself is parading this earth in the form of jeremy fragrance as we speak and nobody gives a fuck but whatever yeah i guess i'll just do life as usual

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"Liam's like a dog and I'm like a cat. Cats are very independent creatures. They don't give a fuck, right bastards. Dogs are fucking... "Play with me, play with me, please, fucking throw that ball for me", because they fucking need some company. It's as basic as that. Can't change the way that you are."

#actual supervillain activities

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im a very angry and repressed person

i love aggressively typing with my fingers

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i love aggressively typing with my fingers

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#type vibe i bring to the function

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the worst kind of social interaction you can have is when you don't know if you passed or failed it but you know you could have done better. like it was fine i guess but if someone shot me in the back of the head right now i wouldn't complain.

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CRYINGG

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#I am in hell

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College friendship is sending one of your friends who's graduating soon a giant list of monster theory and gothic horror academic reading recs so they can download as many PDFs as possible before they lose their university database access

#EXCITING TO READ #ref

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#had four of great emotional significance to me #lambie (aptly named as he was a lamb) #blue seal (another apt name as he was both blue and a seal) #super cat (he was a cat and had a theme song) #beer bear (had a beer gut)

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top ten things british isle is known for. number one bad food. number two colonization. number three fucking your cousin. number four music.

top ten things america is known for. hamburger. school shooting. oil. jake paul.

says a lot, doesn't it?

#the colonizerrrrrs #i should finish hetalia

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NEW POST SORRY

K O F I

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"C's get degrees" i mutter through clenched teeth and teary eyes (im cooked)

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forever annoyed when staying up till ridiculous hours has adverse effects and yet i still go to sleep at 7 am and fully expect to wake up at a normal time feeling well-rested

#architect of my own downfall quite honestly #anyways i have 6 major assignments due over the course of the next few days which are absolutely not getting done unless i lock in #and even then i really dont know if it'll be enough to save my life cuz i have such fucking abysmal grades #reallyyy shouldve gone to the mental health center back in march when i still couldve salvaged this but what the fuck ever WHATEVER

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Oh yall are transgender for reeeeeal. Im just doing it for a biden dollar

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so-called free speech enthusiasts when i say car hammer on tik tok