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when Nick said that the Lords in Black showed up to Miss Retro's in the form of 5 trick-or-treaters, i immediately pictured them looking like those three little kids from the nightmare before christmas that sing the kidnap the santy-claus song.

#the lords in black but make it lock shock and barrel #j screams #starkid #hatchetfield #lords in black

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joey spent like 90% of that stream holding his laptop camera so close to his face like he was trying to hypnotize yall with the Ted moustache and it fuckin WORKED

#joey and jeff were off their rockers today in the best way possible #i still cant believe ted is the champion of that bracket #j screams #starkid #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #joey richter

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Are you a “i oughta cover you in syrup!” or a “i’ll fill your ass with cockroaches!” kind of person

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add that... carry the one... divide that by the square root of pumpkin pie...

#people ask me why im so in love with these demons and then the scripts look like THIS #ARE YOU KIDDING ME TINKY IS THE CUTEST THING EVER #j screams #hatchetfield #starkid #t'noy karaxis #tinky starkid

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Attention all Sapphic Hatchetfield fans! (And Sapphic enjoyers too of course!!)

The Hatchetfield fandom is a wonderful place with a dedicated community of fans, both creators and readers alike. The realm of creativity we’ve gotten out of this series of musicals and online productions is truly incredible, and we at Blinky’s Rewatch Party love to see how the fandom plays with this universe Starkid has given us. However, there is one thing we’ve noticed.

There is a lack of F/F ships in this fandom. If one were to look at the Hatchetfield Universe tag on AO3, F/F ships are in the minority in terms of fics where it is the main focus. There is a tendency to add F/F ships as a background to a M/M or M/F ship fic, which has led to those types of fics to flood the search results when looking for purely F/F. We consider this unfair to those looking for their femslash fix. 

So let’s make a difference. Let’s write some. Let’s draw some, make edits, aesthetic boards, let’s fill that Hatchetfield tag on AO3 and Tumblr. With multiple timelines being canonical in the Hatchetfield universe, the possibilities are endless. It doesn’t have to just be sideline ships like Alice/Deb, it can devolve from what’s “canon” or just be plain crackships. The world is our oyster. What matters is that we can make a sizable chunk of fanworks that are predominantly centric around F/F ships. 

Join us, in Femslash Fortnight.

Event run by:

Barry @abarryswiftexit

Egg @eggingtontoast

Sam @samscorch

Milo @wigglys-dikrats

Olivia @tapestryoftrauma

Oswald @oswaldpettyeyeart

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I just knowww they annoy each other hehee

They are so so fun to practice drawing simple shapes ✨ Whole thing and some older things below

Finally a post I can squeeze these in ayy <3

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dangit do you agree

you know i always do, nab. 🙏

#j answers #hatchetfield #starkid #dan reynolds #donna daggit #dangit

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im trying to be So Normal about not being in the audience for Spy Another Day but holy fucking shit

#j screams #tin can bros #spies are forever #spy another day

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you can really tell who each member of the Solve-It Squad's favourite other member is, purely based on how easily they're able to retreat back to their old ways around one another after they get back together. for Gwen, it's clearly Keith with the way she immediately turns back into that giggly-teenage-girl-in-love during the barens&noble scene. Keith, on the other hand, gets to be the most like his teenage self with Scrags. He doesn't get nearly as touchy with anyone else as much as he tries to hug/lean on/touch Scrags, and it's clear Keith thought of Scrags as his best friend. Scrag's favourite is Esther, which he blatantly tells them in the show, but you can also see it in the way he slowly morphs into teenage Scrags as he talks to Esther for the first time in 20 years. The hat turns backwards, he starts saying things like 'rad', the list goes on. The only one that the jury is still out on is Esther's favourite, which it very well could be none of them/all of them, Esther's got that vibe.

#ooh we s-is posting tonight fellas #j screams #solve it squad #tin can bros #scrags #benji scragtowski #keith swanson #gwen barrywood #esther solve it squad

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Jägerman's Body

this is so niche BUT PLEASE BLOW THIS UP IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME CONSIDERING THIS IS LIKE 2 OF MY FAV THINGS EVER

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because at least twice in the Grunch show, one of the squad members crack jokes about Scrags never getting laid, plus the multiple times that Scrags displays either disgust and/or confusion when someone else mentions sex, plus the fact that he's the only character in the Solve-It Squad to never mention past romantic/sexual relationships or any desire to have one, all has me pushing the aroace!scrags agenda and no one can stop me.

#j screams #tin can bros #solve it squad #how the grunch cribbed christmas #tcb #scrags #benji scragtowski #joey richter

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gabe greenspan and ashley clements is one of the best duos. gwen and keith. mary jo and ellis. i love them.

#j screams #gabe greenspan #ashley clements #wayward guide for the untrained eye #solve it squad #tin can bros

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i swear they only made the character wallis gale just so that we could all get more of brosenthal's smile in our lives.

#hes so cute pls help #j screams #tin can bros #brian rosenthal #wayward guide for the untrained eye

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actually being from a small town and watching wayward guide is so funny because all those small town stereotypes are 100% true. like i personally know a version of every person in connor creek.

#j screams #wayward guide for the untrained eye #tin can bros

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no one ever talks about how great the wayward guide theme is like i watch every episode till the very end just because of the song that plays for the credits

#shit goes HARD #j screams #wayward guide for the untrained eye #tin can bros

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nothing has ever been more important to me than this two second clip of ray toro

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Starkid members typecasts

Jon Matteson - marketable plushie

Mariah Rose Faith - girl who loves her phone

Lauren Lopez - the most powerful woman you’ve ever seen or little boy

Dylan Saunders - dad

Joey Richter - nerdy protagonist or powerful villain

Curt Mega - Dumbass (affectionate)

Kim Whalen - powerful magic user or christian mother

Bryce Charles - The coolest person you’ve ever seen

Jeff Blim - CHAOS

#this is 100% accurate