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#parahumans #lmaoo

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if they made a worm tv show there would have been a video of the brian fridge captioned "he ate without youtube"

#YEAH

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The worm character that everyone knows and loves

#REGENT!!!! #he looks AWESOME love red colour schemes love hand imagery #both uplifted/pampered/helped and held back/pulled apart... #alec vasil #op art #sick as hell #parahumans

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I relate to pr0_d1gy because I too have horrible environmental perception when I have headphones on. which is always

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i saw your art on twitter, it's very good but the fact you have minors following you while you draw literal witches ("creatures" practicing m*gic) is REALLY iffy

it's over. 17th century puritan philip wittebane has found my tumblr at last. sorry i failed you general

#LMFAO #childhood memory jumpscare. not me but i knew people with similar opinions #17th century puritan philip wittebane.....

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ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.

#bakugou #so sorry for putting that tag on your reblog. but he would. he would say this

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eurus sucks so fucking badly. unfortunately she also has two (2) scenes that were viscerally relatable in ways nothing else has ever been so she Compelled Me

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i also watched house MD LMAO,, and yeah. yeah. her premise is that she's Sherlock's secret sister and the repressed memories of her have subconsciously driven every part of who he is. she's einstein and can do hypnosis because of it. the episode visually lies to the audience on a frankly ridiculous level that makes its final twist unguessable. she manages to have bisexual-as-shorthand-for-Evil-Sex despite only having intercourse once. AND Three Whole Different Characters turn out to have been Eurus in different wigs all along, which is far from the worst part of her writing, but is kind of hilarious.

eurus holmes mostly shows up in the very last episode of season 4 so you probably did stop watching before she came into play. you didn't miss much

she sounds like some of the worst television writing ever and i watched 8 seasons of house MD

#the evil sex was that she raped one of the guards out of curiosity #and specified that she didn't remember whether they were a man or a woman #sexual assault tw #oh! also they make john cheat on mary with eurus in one of her personas #UNREALISTIC HE WOULD NEVER #OH!! ALSO SHE IS IN POSTHUMOUS CAHOOTS WITH MORIARTY #i cannot make this stuff up. #sorry I'm still not over her #eurus rant

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hey (with the intention of infiltrating your supervillain team as a mole and feeding the PRT information about you before turning you in)

#parahumans

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In some countries, it is allowed to live on a boat. These house boats are called "houseboats," and they are quite a bit different from our more conventional housedirts. For instance, there is an internal-combustion engine in the basement. Wait, that's not different from my place at all.

For as long as I could remember, I've always wanted to at least sleep on a houseboat. In my country, we have lots of water, but none of it is in the province where I live, which is a flat hellscape devoid of all features except for white supremacy and a guy who incessantly honks whenever a hockey team scores a goal. It's not clear where his allegiances lie, but that is not the point of this story. The point is: I wanted a houseboat. So I snuck onto the airport runway and hid in the landing gear bay of a 747, hoping that it would take me somewhere that boats are also very mildewy-smelling houses.

As I rode there, alternately taking huffs of oxygen to stay alive, and glugs of off-brand Sichuan-knockoff not-Huy-Fung to stay warm, I thought about the downsides of the floating home lifestyle. For one thing, you'd be constantly trying to deal with leaks, and those leaks are quite a bit more serious than "spray Flex Seal on it and stop thinking about it" in a conventional home. My mind wandered a bit as the oxygen started to deplete, and then it struck me. I realized to no small amount of horror that the problem with houseboats is that there's no garage. If you want to park your car at your house, you simply can't.

This disgusting, deviant lifestyle had lured me across the world, all for nothing. Things kept getting worse for houseboats the longer I thought about it. If there was no lawn, I couldn't park a car on the lawn. If I couldn't park a car on the lawn, I couldn't park forty cars on the lawn. What would even be the point of living?

It all worked out in the end, because once the plane landed, I got to spend some time in Dutch prison before my deportation. Besides being prettier and better appointed than my actual home, it was also a houseboat. Well, prisonboat. I got a chance to try out this new, interesting way of living, and I didn't have to give up even a single shitty car to do it. Plus, one of my fellow prisoners explained to me that you can park a whole lot of bicycles in a houseboat. He was arrested for trying to ramp a BMX off of the forehead of a police officer while demanding the government turn a major highway into a bike racetrack. I think we might be related.

#GSFDGHJKBMVCGXFDZD #writing

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watching anime is literally the easiest thing ever and yet i even put that off

#god. yeah #you know this all too well about me

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OVERHATED CHARACTERS POLL: Eurus Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

Feel free to explain your position in the comments or tags, but any harassment, over-the-top fighting, or personal attacks will result in you being blocked. Do not attack real people, be they fans or creators, over fictional characters.

#near-pathologically fascinated by her from ages 15-17. she deserves more hate #SMARTNESS HYPNOSIS. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SMARTNESS HYPNOSIS #WHAT THE FUUUUUCK #my least favourite favourite & favourite least favourite character #in hindsight she reminds me of the attempts at power-dynamic reversal in ward that fell flat #what if the involuntarily committed child patient secretly controlled the asylum & abused the workers & conducted unethical experiments #... #believe that is called a 'world of pudding premise' #eurus holmes #i feel for the Character so bad (though she still deserves hate yknow) but as a piece of writing? can't fix this one GOD HAVE I TRIED

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The thing that gets me about cauldron is that you can concede, like. A lot of Moral ground to them and then still want them tried and punished for, like. Moral pocket change. For example, take Sveta. Call me bugnuts crazy but I have this sneaking sense that there were, maybe, potentially, just possibly, better case 53s to release into the wild than the, uh, indestructible involuntary cannibal. Who involuntarily cannibalized… what, several hundred people? Hmm. Like, say for sake of argument you concede the broad “release deviants as a smokescreen” plan. It just, you know, occurs to me that maybe you could have released the guy who made things softer with his power? Or anyone, really? This is like the moral equivalent of getting Al Capone on his tax evasion but yeah, there’s a lot of individual acts of fuckery like that you can’t possibly sell me under the broad utilitarian argument. Because they’re just so dumb

#cauldron is so funny they're literally just doing shit #ALWAYS fucking doing shit #SELLING BRICKS OF COCAINE JSJSJSKCNKVM #gotta admit they'd be like top 3 in my bets on Parts Of Worm That Wildbow Made Up As He Went #which like. no shade that's how writing works #but it does contrast with the more tied-together story & setting elements #the entities were clearly planned. taylor has a fantastically coherent character arc. cauldron is Just Fucking Doing Shit #cauldron #parahumans

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it would actually be really funny if you pushed a random person off a yacht on a yacht party. hopefully i'll social climb to this situation someday

#uriel clements #reboot.exe #it WAS kind of sort of funny. in hindsight

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Weevils are curious

creatures of furious

hunger for baby oak fuel;

They drill through the surface

of acorns with purpose,

frackers with snouts as their tool.

#woe! puns be upon ye

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READ MY WEBTOON

#READ THEIR WEBTOON!!

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4D immersive claw reading experience (head ache)