hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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Made 3 calls to fence companies today and now my heart is pounding so. Time for a break
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Humor me, Tumblr,
Your extremely nerfed fairy godmother appears and offers to magically resurrect one discontinued corporate food item for you, in perpetuity.
What do you ask her for?
Personally I'm still pining for peanut chexmix.
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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Same book? Same book!
I am SO ready to read along with Re: Dracula :D
got something to celebrate my dear friend Jonathan going on his little trip ! ♡
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all of their faces make me laugh
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Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?
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All the episodes of Interview with the Vampire. I will be uploading Season 2 when it airs as well :)
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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday
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