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The ASL are left alone on the ship

Luffy: *on the Den-Den* Marco? I need your help! I-

Marco : Is the ship on fire?

Luffy : ...no?

Marco : Then, it’s not an emergency *hangs up*

Sabo : Well? What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Luffy : *shrugs* Apparently it’s not an emergency

Ace : *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??

#one piece #asl as wb pirates #monkey d luffy #revolutionary sabo #portagas d. ace #asl trio #asl brothers

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That one time Marine Luffy had a near death experience-

Marine Luffy : Blood loss? It’s not lost! It’s on the ground over there!

Sengoku : Kid, please sit down-

#one piece #marine luffy #monkey d luffy #sengoku the buddha

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back on my bullshit, (im here to spam you Marine Luffy stuff)

Thinking about Marine Luffy’s dynamic with the 7 warlords and it's one of the funniest things ever.

Boa Hancock is going to get her own post because I have SO MUCH to say about her and Canon! Luffy along with Marine Luffy’s dynamic with her.

Anyway, personal headcanons of what I think Marine Luffy and the Warlords dynamics are.

Doflamingo: Luffy is usually the one who during Warlord meetings has to deal with Doflamingo’s bullshit. This is partially because Luffy is the only thing that really puts the fear of god back into Doflamingo. Also, Marine luffy is absolutely feral, and terrifying, and does indeed bite. I think in some twisted ways Luffy in this AU reminds Doflamingo of when he's younger. In some fucked up way of trying to cope with trauma Doflamingo tries to simulate situations that he went through as a kid to see how Luffy reacts. To see if things had been a bit better, if things had been different, if Doflamingo could have been a better person. The Dressrosa Arc still happens in this AU except a bit later. As Doflamingo’s tyrant rein finally falls he realizes that “huh maybe we never were that similar…”

(I have no idea if this AU is a Crocomom AU or not but I’ll go ahead and write up how it would go in either situations.)

Crocodile: Dynamic is definitely more cold and distant than in an AU where Crocodile is Luffy’s other parent. Luffy is seen as a threat, and Crocodile has at least 15 different drawn-up plans on how to deal with him. (none of these plans would actually work in practice.) The dynamic is pretty much just business, you leave me be I’ll leave you be.

Crocomom: Similar to the first one. Except the first time he meets Luffy and he hears that he's Garp's grandkid he's freaking the fuck out. Because holyshit, that's his alive, grownup, kid. Crocodile has no idea how to explain to Luffy that like “hey im your biological mother, now a man, hahaha…” So Crocodile simply doesn't. (The two of them do have a heart-to-heart much later alone in Impel down during the breakout.)

Moria: Honestly I don't have much to say about him. Luffy absolutely hates Hogback and Absolom though. So Luffy has a dislike for Moria and what he does. But Moria out of all the warlords not including Kuma is the easiest to deal with, so that earns him some brownie points.

Kuma: Im not sure if you caught up with the latest chapters. (specifically his backstory chapters) so I will be staying silent for now as not to spoil anything for you.

Mihawk: Mihawk is both intrigued and concerned at the beginning. Because that is Shank’s hat, and Shank’s kid. Why is Shank’s brat in the Marines?? Mihawk also like all the other warlords tends to use Luffy as some form of a coping mechanism. It's not uncommon to hear about Luffy and Mihawk getting into another physical fight. But after a while, Mihawk does realize that he has been accidentally treating Luffy as if he is Shanks. Mihawk realizes that he can't force Luffy to become his new sparring partner. Luffy is not Shanks, and he can't fill that hole either. After Marine Ford Mihawk reads the news regularly, a rare grin on his face whenever he catches sight of a straw hat.

Jinbei: That is Luffy’s emotional support parental figure your honor! The only one who is normal, safe, and sane. Also, the only one to look at Luffy and go “Are you okay?? I don't think healthy humans are supposed to act like that.” Also, the one to get Luffy to open up and heal slowly after Marineford. Also Luffy definitely knows the full truth of what happened to Fisher Tiger in this AU, so yeah that's something.

(I am so sorry, this is a really long post 💀)

Aaaahhhhhh!!! I've missed you and your bullshit bombarding my asks!

I love how with each dynamic all of them are also like, 'alright this kid is fucked up, keep an eye on him' but for different reasons

So here are some of my thoughts on what Marine Luffy’s relationship is with the warlords (love yours so much)

Crocodile : so unfortunately not a coco-mom au, like you said their relationship is strictly business, Luffy doesn't really care for the warlords as long as they don't get in his way.

Domflamingo : Luffy finds him kinda annoying so he tries to avoid any situation where he would meet him, unfortunately he can't at warlord meetings, but he's tried, probably one of the only warlords Luffy wouldn't mind punching out of the blue, dude would punch him without reason (gets away with it too)

Kuma : (no sadly not that far yet but I know a bit of his background not much though) but Luffy likes him

Moria : almost the same relationship as Domflamingo, except he just straight up avoids him, unless he has to deal with Moria then he will and he'll do it quickly

Mihawk : one of the few warlords Luffy actually respects, he admires his fighting and his character, granted it annoyed him a bit to constantly be reminded of Shanks, like you said he also like the other warlords used luffy as some form of coping, but after he realized what he did he stopped and him and Luffy kinda became like gossip buddies, like they'd hang out whenever Mihawk was in the area, but Luffy wouldn't actively seek him out, Mihawk would have to come to him if he wanted someone to talk to or spar with,

Jimbe : only warlord and person that Luffy actually likes from the warlords, yes he likes Mihawk, but Jimbe is different, Luffy has a sort of awe for Jimbe and felt very honored to know about him and his past with Fisher Tiger, Jimbe is the only one who knows that Luffy secretly wishes he was a pirate instead of a Marine, when Jimbe asked why Luffy didn't just become a pirate now Luffy replied saying that he's made so many promises to the people he protects that he doesn't want to go back, not now at least, Jimbe is also the only one who knows about Ace and Sabo and how much Luffy misses them and how proud he is of them

absolutely love your asks 🩷

Have aa good day/night

#one piece #my asks #marine luffy #monkey d luffy #seven warlords #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #jimbei

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Helmeppo : I could bench press you

Akainu : You couldn’t bench press anyone… well, maybe Luffy. He’s tiny

Luffy : I know where you keep your diary

Akainu :

Aikoji : You have a diary-?

#one piece #marine luffy #monkey d luffy #admiral akainu #helmeppo #admiral aikoji

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Akainu : You're pathetic!

Garp : You're pathetic-er!

Marine Luffy : You're both losers.

#one piece #marine luffy #monkey d luffy #vice admiral garp #admiral akainu

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war never changes

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WE WILL SEE HOW FAR WE GET WITH OUR CURRENT IDEA AND THEN WE WILL LET YOU KNOW THANK YOU SO MUCH

@charkyzombicorn

SO do u have any Ideas for wmsg when Luffy's grown?

uuuuh, not really (or remember) let me @nobody-is-here01

did you have any ideas?

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Not from what I remember we were going to stop it before he has to set out

But who knows🤷‍♀️

SO do u have any Ideas for wmsg when Luffy's grown?

uuuuh, not really (or remember) let me @nobody-is-here01

did you have any ideas?

#one piece #Nobody's talking

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@jadekomaeda

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#I honestly don't have a lot of mutuals that haven't already been tagged

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And he doesn't even know it he's just out here to be a menace

Sengoku : Remember, we’re on celestial dragon grounds. Be on your best behavior

Marine Luffy : Watch yourselves recruits

Sengoku : This applies mostly to you

Marine Luffy : Oh- You bite ONE guy and suddenly no one trusts you!

Sengoku : YOU BIT HIS FINGER OFF

Marine Luffy : I SPIT IT BACK OUT-

Garp & Akainu : *stare in silence*

#one piece #marine luffy #monkey d. luffy

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Sengoku : Remember, we’re on celestial dragon grounds. Be on your best behavior

Marine Luffy : Watch yourselves recruits

Sengoku : This applies mostly to you

Marine Luffy : Oh- You bite ONE guy and suddenly no one trusts you!

Sengoku : YOU BIT HIS FINGER OFF

Marine Luffy : I SPIT IT BACK OUT-

Garp & Akainu : *stare in silence*

#one piece #marine luffy #monkey d luffy #akainu sakazuki #vice admiral garp #monkey d garp #sengoku the buddha #They removed the yellow #So Marine Luffy is now purple

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Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

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Can werewolves eat chocolates?

#Nobody's talking

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This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

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#one piece #marine luffy #asl as wb pirates #pov: Luffy

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Sengoku : *minding his business in his office*

Akainu , loudly from Luffy’s office: If you don’t shut your autistic ass up I’m going to turn on the ceiling light and make where you have to get up to turn it off

Marine Luffy : OH- WE’RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW?

Sengoku, to himself: I’m going on leave and not tell anyone

#one piece #marine luffy #sengoku the buddha #admiral akainu #monkey d luffy #I saw this and I just had to

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https://twitter.com/Blink_Mints

#one piece #not my art #it's so cute