Who would do that? Who would caress my face and slap me out of nowhere? It feels like an Ian move to me. That feels like an Ian move. That was the only one you truly needed to get right.
The popularity of ships like Aziraphael/Crowley and Ed/Stede makes so much sense because it’s the classic good boy meets bad boy except this time the bad boy is also a good boy, the good boy is insane actually, and both boys are middle aged men