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WAIT WIAT WAIT I. DONT KNOW EITHER WA IT

No fuckinh way sbr has been confirmed NOW

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No fuckinh way sbr has been confirmed NOW

#I don’t know what to believe anymore

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My heart is breaking she looks so scares :,(

#jojos bizarre adventure #prosciutto #man I wish the anime kept the manga colors for pros at least like I like the gray but the indigo/violet flatters his designs s o much more #methinks #like make it mauve at LEAST it’s just dark gray 😭

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No evidence for this one but. I think Risotto dommes at a local bdsm club (im not crazy those exist right) as a side gig and every member has…conflicting views

Formaggio keeps pestering him to find out where so he can mess with him on the clock

Illuso made a bet with Melone that Risotto did that on the side (“look at him! The build, the hair, what club wouldn’t want him!”) and will not let Melone live down the fact he lost

Prosciutto and Ghiaccio vomit whenever it’s even mentioned. Ghiaccio’s just a prude. Prosciutto is just Catholic

Pesci is mostly neutral on the matter. If anything he’s just curious what would happen if he went

Sorbet and Gelato took with them to the grave the fact that they both knew him from the club before the mafia

Oh my god I’ve been waiting to be off work before I responded to this

Prosciutto being disgusted is hysterical in case Pesci ever did succumb to curiosity imagine how devastating ESPECIALLY IF HE FOUND OUT ABOUT SORBET AND GELATO I THINK HED PASS AWAY 😭😭😭

And I’ve been crying laughing all day at the thought of formaggio managing to track him down to screw with him and getting caught up in one of the “sessions”

#formaggio would be bragging all week about his experience #‘like two giant scoops of vanilla ice cream’ #melone: and you didn’t see risotto at all? #formaggio: i already told you no #melone: #I KNOW YOU SAID DOMME IM SORRYYYY #jojos bizarre adventure #pesci #prosciutto #risotto Nero

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Please please please i need to do this to cioccolata oh my god

#I’m crying real tears

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I want Pesci face stubble but he HAAAATES it, shaves it every morning hates it but then Pros looks likes he’s got pantyhose on with his pants off AHHH

#and I like him hairless everywhere else too because of the jumpsuit #but a fuzzy Pesci is gonna make me foam at the mouth #prosciutto has a damn rainforest under his arms and his legs YES #I wanna brush it 😩

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I’ve finally gotten myself a drawing tablet!!!!!! I’ve been putting it off for years embarrassingly because of jobs getting fired from jobs and moving states and getting another job 😭 first thing is nun prosciutto I stg

#I’ve pinched a nerve and all I can think about is catholic pro #religious status of the gang go #all raised catholic but melone is an atheist but like funny about it #merry science be sure to leave milk and cookies out for Charles Darwin :)

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Another case for cheapskate prosciutto is their pay. 1 Dollar = 1800 Lira.

2 million lira comes out to 11,111 dollars. Split nine ways, that’s roughly 1200 per person.

How on earth could he afford fine clothes when he can barely afford groceries?

I have,,,,,,,,,,,

A few theories,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#he’s my sugar baby I’d get him all the knock off Versace he could want #prosciutto

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Eyes without a face

(Les yeaux sans visage)

#I’m crying over their stands again #jojos bizarre adventure #pesci #prosciutto #propesci

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I feel like pesci would be the typa guy to have an amazing singing voice to the point it creeps prosciutto out

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS SOMETHING LIEK THIS AJSGKSVDKWBSKABSKWN

Prosciutto would fall on his ass like where has this been????????? His very own Prince Charming

#pesci #prosciutto #propesci

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I see propesci as less of a romantic deal than you do (I just don’t see it) but I do think Prosciutto grips onto Pesci because he’s everything he never was.

Pesci has other promising traits that would be better outside of the mafia. He has a big heart and a strong build and he’s thoughtful and observant. He could do anything he wanted to if he put his mind into it.

Prosciutto could never make it outside of the mafia. This man can barely cook. He’s hardly the athlete. He’s cold and uncaring. Hell, he barely does anything outside of the mafia

THIS is why he’s like that about Pesci. Pesci had every chance in the world and he squanders it in the mafia. It’s not fair to himself, why waste all your talent on this? On him? Why?

Prosciutto knows deep down, he is nothing without Pesci. If anything, he’s calling himself a Mammone when he yells at Pesci. He may be looking down at Pesci, but he’s staring at himself in Pesci’s eyes.

I have no words

#CHEWING ON THIS CHEWING ON THE LAST LINE #someone sedate me I love being fed Pros and Pesci content

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I see propesci as less of a romantic deal than you do (I just don’t see it) but I do think Prosciutto grips onto Pesci because he’s everything he never was.

Pesci has other promising traits that would be better outside of the mafia. He has a big heart and a strong build and he’s thoughtful and observant. He could do anything he wanted to if he put his mind into it.

Prosciutto could never make it outside of the mafia. This man can barely cook. He’s hardly the athlete. He’s cold and uncaring. Hell, he barely does anything outside of the mafia

THIS is why he’s like that about Pesci. Pesci had every chance in the world and he squanders it in the mafia. It’s not fair to himself, why waste all your talent on this? On him? Why?

Prosciutto knows deep down, he is nothing without Pesci. If anything, he’s calling himself a Mammone when he yells at Pesci. He may be looking down at Pesci, but he’s staring at himself in Pesci’s eyes.

I have no words

#my heart #it hurts so good #will so get back to this after work

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Prosciutto is the “gift card for your fav restaurant” type guy Pesci is the “handmade gift you don’t really care about but it’d be rude to not so” type guy. My bison’s

YESSS- prosciutto would never go too crazy on someone else’s gift but he’s got to keep appearance and Pesci is a guy that’d think about you but if he opened up his wallet I think bats would comically fly out

#he’s got a 2 dimes and a button in there #you can have the button 🥲 #jojos bizarre adventure #pesci #prosciutto

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Hc Pesci was raised by a single mother, with only small memories of his father who could be dead or alive for all he knows, dirt poor and an only child, she passes and Pesci loses his mind falling in with whoever will keep him, from petty drug dealers to passione

Prosciutto, and idk why, just feels like an orphan to me, surrounded by nuns, rapping his knuckles and petting his head, teaching him piano and manners, just to find his way into trouble anyway (Risotto)

#jojos bizarre adventure #pesci #prosciutto #propesci #I just want them to bond over being broke #prosciutto likes to over compensate and so does Pesci

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I just want service top Pesci is that so much to ask for

#DOM TRAINING but propesci please please my vision could be real #suggestive #nsfw?

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Prosciutto breaking his own rule

#kind of #jojos bizarre adventure #pesci #prosciutto #propesci

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Do we ever see the rest of la squadra give genuine smiles?

#THEY LITERALLY ENJOY ONE ANOTHER #prosciutto smiles just by showing his teeth it’s not even intentional hes just got emotional paralysis #jojos bizarre adventure #pesci #prosciutto #propesci