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i'm not dead 😌✌🏻

Hehe I’m gonna get some angry people coming after me. 🥰

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Btw, I won the gay war (tm) and I'm officially the gayest 😌✌🏻

Les Amis as things my gc said bc I'm bored

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Grantaire: oh so you're allowed to die but I'm not?

Feuilly: exactly.

Grantaire: if that's not discrimination against French people I don't know what it is.

Feuilly: it's called concern.

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Courfeyrac: guys this is very serious. This is not the moment to make jokes. Maybe he's feeling really really bad. Bossuet, did he tell you something?

Bussuet: yes I have a ss.

Courfeyrac: LMAO THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU SPELT ASS DHWHANSKS

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Combeferre: i'm doing math.

Joly: nO DON'T DO METH DRUGS ARE BAD

Combeferre: ...

Joly: oh-

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Bahorel: I WILL FIGHT GOD AT 2 AM AT A 7/11 OR I WILL PERISH

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Feuilly: R! There are children here!

Jehan: we're a l l children here.

Jehan: children of g o d.

Enjolras: welcome the the bible study. We're all children of Jesus.

Grantaire: *does crack in the background*

Courfeyrac: kumbaya, my lord.

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Bonus:

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Les Amis as things my gc said bc I'm bored

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Grantaire: oh so you're allowed to die but I'm not?

Feuilly: exactly.

Grantaire: if that's not discrimination against French people I don't know what it is.

Feuilly: it's called concern.

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Courfeyrac: guys this is very serious. This is not the moment to make jokes. Maybe he's feeling really really bad. Bossuet, did he tell you something?

Bussuet: yes I have a ss.

Courfeyrac: LMAO THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU SPELT ASS DHWHANSKS

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Combeferre: i'm doing math.

Joly: nO DON'T DO METH DRUGS ARE BAD

Combeferre: ...

Joly: oh-

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Bahorel: I WILL FIGHT GOD AT 2 AM AT A 7/11 OR I WILL PERISH

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Feuilly: R! There are children here!

Jehan: we're a l l children here.

Jehan: children of g o d.

Enjolras: welcome the the bible study. We're all children of Jesus.

Grantaire: *does crack in the background*

Combeferre: kumbaya, my lord.

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Bonus:

#les amis de l'abc #les miserables #les amis #les mis #les miz #marius pontmercy #enjolras #grantaire #combeferre #courfeyrac #joly #bossuet #jehan #jehan prouvaire #jean prouvaire #feuilly #bahorel #there are moments #but i'll post it later #bc i'm lazy

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OMG I S T A N

I'm too gay for this

Aka Enjolras as a girl

man.

MAN

MAN SHE'S SO HOT

HOW THE FUCK-

Also she has top vibes, fight me.

BUT REALLY SHE'S SO JFGSKDJAKLS

CAN YOU IMAGINE FEMALE GRANTAIRE JUST D Y I N G BECAUSE JOLY SHE'S SO B E A U T I F U L I CAN'T KDJAKDLJFL??? BECAUSE I DO AND I LOVE IT

If she wasn't against monarchy she would be my queen.

Also, the app always does t h i s

Like, for some reason it erases that little piece of cloth on top of the shirt

but, man, I'm not complaining.

that gives her more top vibes

She could step on my face and I'd thank her.

MAN SHE'S ABOUT TO DIE BUT SHE STILL HAS HER LIPSTICK, WHAT A

Q U E E N

Well, in summary,

Grantaire, me and the rest of the world:

[ohboipleaseno]

I thought R was going to stay the same-

ALSO BABY BOSSUET OMG

Les Amis... but they’re babies:

Let me squish their soft rosy cheeks.

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P o l a n d,

-aka the most underrated ami after Bahorel-

but he looks like a mom is a girl.

She looks like a cool mom. Like the friend's mom that when you talked about some annoying classmate would say "oh yes I can't stand their mother either". Pls ma'am adopt me.

Her hair here is g r e a t

T h e B i g F l u f f (tm)

but she she looks tired. Feuilly, sweetie, pls get more sleep I'm concerned about your health.

Is she okay? does she need some tea? Pls someone calm this woman down she looks like she's about to steal your knees- wAIT IS THAT A GUN NO MA'AM PLS HAVE MERCY

So far she doesn't look t o o beautiful but-

If you didn't like her at her

Then you don't get her at her

LOOK AT THOSE L I P S

LOVELY

LOOK HERE SHE HAS M O R E C U R L S

A DIVA, I STAN.

We all love Feuilly and she deserves it.

Fem Bahorel is her gf and they kick homophobes' asses together uwu

Also, yes that's Combeferre in the fourth picture. And yes I love fem Combeferre a lot so why did I cut her?

I hope this answers your questions:

#Feuilly #he's one of the mom friends in the group #so i stan fem feuilly looking like a mom #she's pretty tho #we all need more feuilly #the last one is cursed- #s a v a g e h a i r #Combeferre looks like an emo teen in 2010 #i stan fem Combeferre being emo #also #bahorel #fem bahorel is b e a u t i f u l #she needs more appreciation #les amis de l'abc #les miserables #les amis #les mis #pls give bahorel and feuilly some love #also their ship it needs m o r e attention- #what's its name? #idk #bahorel/feuilly #i love them so much

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COMBEFERRE IS STONKS

THE CHEFF, THE GOIDE, THE CENTAR

ALSO JOLY:

We’ve all seen Les Amis in waistcoats, but what about Les Amis in formal suits???

Let’s be real, Enjolras and Grantaire would be all over esch other.

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Said Grantaire.

He technically did it but I'm not sure that a dead man can care about the wellbeing of another dead man.

just wanna lay in silence with somebody who cares about my emotional wellbeing

#i made myself sad #why #grantaire #and his bf aka #enjolras #enjoltaire #now i'll go to cry in a corner

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I w i l l I'm just l a z y-

Petition for somebody to yeet me to the sun

I'm too gay for this

Aka Enjolras as a girl

man.

MAN

MAN SHE'S SO HOT

HOW THE FUCK-

Also she has top vibes, fight me.

BUT REALLY SHE'S SO JFGSKDJAKLS

CAN YOU IMAGINE FEMALE GRANTAIRE JUST D Y I N G BECAUSE JOLY SHE'S SO B E A U T I F U L I CAN'T KDJAKDLJFL??? BECAUSE I DO AND I LOVE IT

If she wasn't against monarchy she would be my queen.

Also, the app always does t h i s

Like, for some reason it erases that little piece of cloth on top of the shirt

but, man, I'm not complaining.

that gives her more top vibes

She could step on my face and I'd thank her.

MAN SHE'S ABOUT TO DIE BUT SHE STILL HAS HER LIPSTICK, WHAT A

Q U E E N

Well, in summary,

Grantaire, me and the rest of the world:

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I've been blessed again.

Enjolras, walking into a meeting: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things..

Grantaire, walking in behind him, looking pleasantly dishelved: I’m things.

#enjolras #grantaire #enjoltaire

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Okay so, everyone's child, Jehan.

First of all, I wanna say:

M A N IDK WHO MADE THE TRANSLATION BUT I'M FROM ARGENTINA SO I SPEAK SPANISH AND THE COPY OF THE BRICK I'M READING TURNS JEAN PROUVAIRE INTO J U A N P R O U V A I R E.

W H Y

Well then,

MAN

SHE'S AN ANGEL.

SHE'S SO JDJSLSHDLAJS

And for some reason I think that's the most accurate fem!Jehan but, may I add...

BEAUTIFUL.

GORGEOUS.

MAGESTIC.

Just ignore that thing in her nose- I think the app did it???? Idk she's pretty anyways.

IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HOLDS A BABY HERE SO I NEED JEHAN INTERACTING WITH A BABY. MAYBE YOUNGER GAVROCHE???? IDK BUT I'LL P A Y IF YOU DO IT.

IT WOULD BE SO SOFT.

I LOVE JEHAN SO MUCH

LOOK AT THAT HAIR

HOW IS SHE SO ¿¿¿???

MAN.

SHE WILL FIGHT FOR THE REVOLUTION AND SHE WILL LOOK CUTE WHILE SHE DOES IT.

SHE'S A SAVAGE.

BUT A SOFT SAVAGE.

FEAR HER OR PERISH

But also hug her, she needs love.

Well she wasn't at her best moment here. But Marius looks like a confused fish so it isn't t h a t bad. Enjolras regrets existing. And Joly looks beautiful. They're all queens presidents.

So, that's it. I thought there were more pictures of Jehan but n o p e. The rest are all blurried and they look c u r s e d so I'm sad now.

Anyways, have Jehan and Courfeyrac's child instead:

#jehan #jehan prouvaire #jean prouvaire #pls man who made the translation w h y #fem enjolras and fem jehan are both angels #but enjolras is a hot angel who is definitely a top and has a cute gf #and jehan is just #too pure #she's lovely #idk if i want a gf who looks likr her or looking like her #maybe both #she's cute #but she can kick your ass #and if you're rich she w i l l kick your ass #eat the rich kick the bitch #also #Courfeyrac #maybe ¿¿?? #idk I named him #les miserables #les mis #les amis de l'abc

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Remember when Thicctor Hughoe invented the what kind of gay are you tests and gave us all of the brick's characters as options? The original icon.

#les miserables #les mis #les miz #les amis de l'abc #but also #jean valjean #javert #fantine #'s friends were so lesbian for each other and they need more appreciation #éponine #montparnasse #patron-minette #cosette #marius pontmercy #marius took courfeyrac in dates like #azelma #maybe??? idk she needs more love too #enjolras #grantaire #bahorel #feuilly #combeferre #courfeyrac #bossuet #joly #jean prouvaire #jehan #musichetta #enjoltaire #there are more but fuck there's a limit for tags so-

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THANK YOU SHE'S SO PRETTY

I'LL ADD MORE FEMALE GRANTAIRE BUT I'M GOING WITH THE BOOK'S ORDER

LIKE

IT PRESENTS THEM LIKE: ENJOLRAS, COMBEFERRE, JEHAN, FEUILLY, COURFEYRAC, BAHOREL, BOSSUET (she's so beautiful. She's my wife now), JOLY AND GRANTAIRE. AND GOD SHE'S SO SO SO SO CUTE. But I wanna be

organizated

for once im my life-

I'm too gay for this

Aka Enjolras as a girl

man.

MAN

MAN SHE'S SO HOT

HOW THE FUCK-

Also she has top vibes, fight me.

BUT REALLY SHE'S SO JFGSKDJAKLS

CAN YOU IMAGINE FEMALE GRANTAIRE JUST D Y I N G BECAUSE JOLY SHE'S SO B E A U T I F U L I CAN'T KDJAKDLJFL??? BECAUSE I DO AND I LOVE IT

If she wasn't against monarchy she would be my queen.

Also, the app always does t h i s

Like, for some reason it erases that little piece of cloth on top of the shirt

but, man, I'm not complaining.

that gives her more top vibes

She could step on my face and I'd thank her.

MAN SHE'S ABOUT TO DIE BUT SHE STILL HAS HER LIPSTICK, WHAT A

Q U E E N

Well, in summary,

Grantaire, me and the rest of the world:

#but srsly #she's so s o f t #i wanna hug her #grantaire #also #i crave a female version of plantaire #gOD IT WOULD BE SO B E A U T I F U L

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My goal in life is looking like her. Tell your aunt she's my queen-

All Combeferre photos are blurred but

s t i l l

he can be a pretty girl too:

Yes she's cute and all but

she looks like she's having the w o r s t day ever, wich makes sense because she and all of her friends will die I can understand.

Also her hair is s a v a g e

Her face here is ¿¿?? strange ¿¿?? but I won't blame her, Gravroche was about to die, I would look worse.

SHE'S PRETTY HERE BUT

WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS I THOUGHT SHE HAD A BRAID SO

HEAR ME

I NEED COMBEFERRE WITH A BRAID

Idc if it's as a boy, a girl or a non-binary pal I just

NEED IT

She looks pretty here and I l o v e her hair

BUT

IF YOU THINK SHE'S CUTE HERE

GET READY.

SHE WILL BURN YOUR EYES BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS WORLD.

REALLY.

MAN

M A N

SHE LOOKS LIKE A CINNAMON ROLL.

I KNOW THERE'S BLOOD IN HER FACE

I DON'T CARE.

LET'S SAY IT'S BLOOD OF A TRANSPHOBE.

THAT MAKES HER EVEN MORE PRETTY.

B U T

WHAT IF YOU ADD MORE HAIR?

G O R G E O U S

SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL

ALSO SHE HOLDS A GUN

MAN

Pretty

girl

with

a

gun.

Female Courfeyrac is so so so so in love with her. And they both have gay panics (tm) when they see each other. Because they're both cinnamon rolls that say I know we almost kissed twice today, but Idk if she likes me pls eNjoLraS heLp. And Enjolras is so tired because just tell her already. But damn she loves her two massive idiots and she w i l l help them because that's what happens in Courferre fics and god they have my soul.

In conclusion, female Courfeyrac is gay for her.

But well, who isn't?

She's god.

Bonus:

Appreciate my son with glasses, please.

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Y e s.

Hufflepuff Grantaire loves stealing and snuggling into Enjolras’s Slytherin scarf because it’s green and smells like him.

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Tumblr needs to be introduced to this chart.

#how the heck is this so accurate

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All Combeferre photos are blurred but

s t i l l

he can be a pretty girl too:

Yes she's cute and all but

she looks like she's having the w o r s t day ever, wich makes sense because she and all of her friends will die I can understand.

Also her hair is s a v a g e

Her face here is ¿¿?? strange ¿¿?? but I won't blame her, Gravroche was about to die, I would look worse.

SHE'S PRETTY HERE BUT

WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS I THOUGHT SHE HAD A BRAID SO

HEAR ME

I NEED COMBEFERRE WITH A BRAID

Idc if it's as a boy, a girl or a non-binary pal I just

NEED IT

She looks pretty here and I l o v e her hair

BUT

IF YOU THINK SHE'S CUTE HERE

GET READY.

SHE WILL BURN YOUR EYES BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS WORLD.

REALLY.

MAN

M A N

SHE LOOKS LIKE A CINNAMON ROLL.

I KNOW THERE'S BLOOD IN HER FACE

I DON'T CARE.

LET'S SAY IT'S BLOOD OF A TRANSPHOBE.

THAT MAKES HER EVEN MORE PRETTY.

B U T

WHAT IF YOU ADD MORE HAIR?

G O R G E O U S

SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL

ALSO SHE HOLDS A GUN

MAN

Pretty

girl

with

a

gun.

Female Courfeyrac is so so so so in love with her. And they both have gay panics (tm) when they see each other. Because they're both cinnamon rolls that say I know we almost kissed twice today, but Idk if she likes me pls eNjoLraS heLp. And Enjolras is so tired because just tell her already. But damn she loves her two massive idiots and she w i l l help them because that's what happens in Courferre fics and god they have my soul.

In conclusion, female Courfeyrac is gay for her.

But well, who isn't?

She's god.

Bonus:

Appreciate my son with glasses, please.

#she's gorgeous #I love Combeferre so much #the last one is not a scene of the movie #but i don't care #she looks so cute #and h a p p y #man #les amis being happy. #that's it #that's all i need #also #I love her hair #Combeferre #les amis de l'abc #les miserables #les amis #les mis #also I named him so #Courfeyrac #courferre #idk if it counts??? #but stil #enjolras #idk?????