I DEMAND MAGIC PANTS!
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I have never been so obsessed with a show before.
Hopefully watching Arrow will cool me down, so to speak.
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What is it going to take for you to realize that I can't do what you want? Are you going to dump me? I love you, but I don't think you feel the same.
Not unless I do everything you want, at least.
I can't be the woman you want me to be. I can't just up and find work, not when you're mocking how I spend my time.
And you say we're in a relationship that's falling apart...
because we don't have sex.
What is it you want?
Because I don't know anymore.
and it's tearing me apart.
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These are forms of male aggression that only women see. But even when men are afforded a front seat to harassment, they don’t always have the correct vantage point for recognizing the subtlety of its operation. Four years before the murders, I was sitting in a bar in Washington, D.C. with a male friend. Another young woman was alone at the bar when an older man scooted next to her. He was aggressive, wasted, and sitting too close, but she smiled curtly at his ramblings and laughed softly at his jokes as she patiently downed her drink. ‘Why is she humoring him?’ my friend asked me. ‘You would never do that.’ I was too embarrassed to say: ‘Because he looks scary’ and ‘I do it all the time.’
Women who have experienced this can recognize that placating these men is a rational choice, a form of self-defense to protect against setting off an aggressor. But to male bystanders, it often looks like a warm welcome, and that helps to shift blame in the public eye from the harasser and onto his target, who’s failed to respond with the type of masculine bravado that men more easily recognize.
Why it’s so hard for men to see misogyny (via ethiopienne)
BOOOM. Read this if you are a dude, please.
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Yesssssss.
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Its hard for men to understand why women dont get loud & angry because they havent spent their entire lives being reprimanded whenever they take up too much space. (via pluralfloral)
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bitch you burnt your thumb. Last I checked, you can still fucking type with two hands, you don't need a thumb to type.
Try breaking your wrist and having your entire arm in a cast for a month. Try typing like that.
No really, shut the fuck up and stop bitching. It's not that bad.
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opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
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“I don’t understand why everyone thinks that Zer0 is some kind of alien from another planet. For all we know, he could just be a person Handsome Jack believes is dead, and having only four fingers was caused by said faked death, and Tannis may have been the person that helped keep Zer0 alive.”
image source [x]
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I WANA BE THE VERY BERST
LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS
TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST
2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE
I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERD
EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID
PERKEMERN TIS U N ME
I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY
PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND
IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND
POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR
AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR
U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN
GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…
!!!
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my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
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My best friend is also going through a hard time and I have no idea how to tell her it's gonna be okay, not when I'm sobbing my eyes out again.
I wish I was with her right now. I just wish nothing was going to shit. I fucking hate life sometimes.
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Sauron takes the “Ice-Bucket Challenge”
“It had to happen eventually, so here it is! Promote ALS awareness AND extinguish evil at the same time!”
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"It started out as a kiss, how did it end up like this…" [x]
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Rae is not my dog.
Rae is not my dog.
I'm sick of fucking watching her.
Stop being a lazy shit and watch your own dog.
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