onemorepelican

[onemorepelican]

Because I've recently had one of those "your experiences are not universal" moments, please humor me

#yeah uh #i live in texas and grew up in florida #so I'm an anomaly #but yeah i slept through a hurricane #and flew through another #very much a staple #doesn't help the us gets more tornadoes than any other nation #weather

[onemorepelican]

all their history reduced to nothing bc xbox decided that all their resources should go to the 36228th call of duty and a new fallout sequel bc now there is a show on and they need the hype to sell more. the future looks terrible. Thanks for nothing.

#my level design prof was an arkane austin guy #designed for prey and dishonored 2 #redfall was what made him leave #beware of top-down acquisition #a monopoly is not a success story it is a cancer diagnosis

[onemorepelican]

Grey Heron (Ardea cinerea), family Ardeidae, order Pelicaniformes, and a Checkered Keelback (Fowlea piscator), family Colubridae, struggle over a fish in Telangana, India

photograph by Sunny Inaganti

#animals #snakes #birds #fish #heron #this feels...mythological #like a parable #the heron and the snake that fought over the fish #they fought so long that the heron's neck became stretched #and though the heron lost the fish #its neck is still long like a snake's to this day #and its a lesson about how how both the winner and loser of a battle are shaped by its result #but the snake has the fish and the heron has nothing

[onemorepelican]

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#op getting their experiences jarringly deuniversalized #love when polls do that #our tastes and experiences and values are not universal

[onemorepelican]

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#castle rat #watch a castle rat vid for fun gay metal #it's black sabbath but if ozzy was red sonja #seriously she's got a big sword and a...crop top??

[onemorepelican]

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#castle rat #or basic cable preachers

[onemorepelican]

reylos crying on twitter because Adam Driver explicitly confirmed that Bendemption was never originally in the plans for Kylo....this is justice for the last 8 years, actually

#star wars #star wars would be so good if it was good #JJ abrams should also not have been brought back for ROS #JJ writes good pilots and bad finales because he hates answering his own questions #because he doesn't want to know what's in the mystery box even though he as the writer has to know #so he especially wouldn't be able to reconcile Rian's TLJ subversions #rian johnson just wasnt a good fit for star wars tho #he should have done alien

[onemorepelican]

Strong Bad got invited to be on Hot Ones but declined because of his dearly held belief that ones should be cold

#strong bad #homestar runner

[onemorepelican]

W Fremont St, Stockton, California.

#eat worms #big worm mood #unplaces

[onemorepelican]

#FINALLY someone gets the vision #coronabeth is dolly parton is miss piggy #TLT #coronabeth tridentarius #muppets #TLT where everyone except Cam is a muppet

[onemorepelican]

I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

#okay but seriously go see killing them softly #it's like if the sopranos was an allegory for the 2008 financial crisis #but with brad pitt #greig fraser's cinematography is so underrated #movies #killing them softly

[onemorepelican]

Say in the tags!

#in my most predictable moment #spamalot

[onemorepelican]

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

#DOCTOR HOUSE!! #i think this means I win

[onemorepelican]

(heavy sigh) honey, your father is pretending to be vulnerable to mortal weapons again 🙄

father-in-law: (shoving a knife into his chest and doing a silly walk around the kitchen) oh NO I've been STABBED 🤭 I sure hope it doesn't KILL me 😵🤣

#tlt #jodcore

[onemorepelican]

He's just...standing there...menacingly

#smosh #angela giarratana #shayne topp #tntl #try not to laugh #bystander #Shayne refuses to stop making up characters wearing sunglasses

[onemorepelican]

i started reading it and GOD DAMN IT'S SO COOL but i was wondering how people say it? also i thought it was so interesting how so many of the number were just so big like. damn. that really is a long time away.

#17-7-76 #said 'seventeen seven seventy-six'

[onemorepelican]

Cerebus Syndrome

#webcomics #cerebus syndrome #seriously it happens so much it has its own tvtropes webcomics subpage #but in a way I like it #at least when its webcomics #since they dont get written all at once #it reflects a growing audience and creator investment in it #that they want to take it seriously #or like the trend in ttrpg campaigns #where those intended to be silly end up deadly serious #because we wanna care deeply about things