"Your eyes are lighting up in the same way that they do when you talk about wanting a skeleton"
-Chris, Bread Visionary (40:55)
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"contrary to what i insisted, i am not a deadbeat dad"
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"Kill Yourself!"
- Chris (Jordan Peterson Won't Go To Therapy)
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also just so y'all know we have a decent amount in the q rn (that does NOT mean to not send in anymore quotes) so the gas leak quotes wont be out till this coming weekend lmao
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chris: you ever shown an angry bear the best night of its life? tell you what, after you're done, you're not gonna have nothing to be afraid of.
will: yeah, 'cause every bear you see from then on you're gonna be like hey… hey girl. hey mommy bear. where you going? let me take you back to my cave. i'll show you a good time.
six's
posts that aged like milk
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"i just imagine my horrible, horrible black lungs saying 'please don't bedazzle me' and- i'm trying to milk bedazzle. you haven't laughed since the first one."
-will, you don't want these pokémon
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its like spicy food or you know, bdsm!
-Will Wood, Bread Visionary, 48:36
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That’s my fucking 𝓒𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓼, William
Chris || Your Mom Likes This, and I Hope You’re Ok || 58:26
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yeah soz for being a bone freak in your notes, i am just... an actual bone freak, lmao.
the best advice would be to pop an antiinflammatory and go get it checked with a doctor.
tysm you've been a big help
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ty all kindly she went to the chiropractor 👍🏼
hey gang how do you pop a rib back in place. my friend is in pain
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hey gang how do you pop a rib back in place. my friend is in pain
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"You're also gonna have to cross animals. And when i say cross animals i mean cruficy animals.
Animal Crossing."
Will Wood, Mr. Knife Fingers (53:17)
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"And that's why abortion is wrong."
- Will, The Eulogy of Bobby Sugarbones
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Said back and forth between Chris and Will with riding intonation each time: “Batman… Batman!”
-Weed Episode
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Chris: "right, king tut was a loser, he was dork, he was a big dork"
Will: "and they put him in a fucking triangle"
"they put him in a fucking triangle and he was like 'guys stop' and they were like 'shut up nerd'"
(will laughing)
"'make me, make me stop, that's what i thought, bitch'"
Fudge: 1:07:45 - 1:08:04
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"Which is why it's so important to keep and extra pancreas onboard your ice cream truck at all times"
-Will, Fudge, 43:22
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