overheard-in-monsterhigh

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Frankie: What do you think Heath and Lagoona will do for a distraction?

Clawdeen: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Clawdeen: ... or they could do that.

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[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Lagoona: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Cleo: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

#lagoona blue #cleo de nile #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Bloodgood: You have created chaos!

Frankie: We haven't created anything; chaos is a natural consequence of the second law of thermodynamics.

#headmistress bloodgood #frankie stein #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Nefera: So, what is Frankie to you?

Cleo: The reason I wake up every morning.

Nefera: ... Holy shit that's adorable.

[earlier that morning]

Frankie, bursting into Cleo’s room and continuously jumping on top of her: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!

#frankie stein #cleo de nile #nefera de nile #clankie #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Manny: So, I heard you like bad boys.

Twyla: No, not really.

Manny: oh thank god

#manny taur #twyla boogeyman #manny x twyla #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Frankie, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Lagoona: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

#frankie stein #lagoona blue #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Toralei: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.

Clawdeen: Last night you texted me nothing but heart emojis from three to five AM.

Toralei: Out of anger.

#toralei stripe #clawdeen wolf #toradeen #clawdeen x toralei #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Frankie: Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

#frankie stein #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes #g3 frankie stein

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Twyla: I relate to Belle, because she loves to read books and loves people for their kind souls.

Cleo: I relate to Tinker Bell, because she needs attention or else she dies.

#twyla boogeyman #cleo de nile #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Spectra: I make it a policy to avoid the living.

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[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Manny: Something has to be done, and I have a plan. We use mankind’s greatest weapon.

Lagoona: A grenade.

Manny: The written word.

Lagoona: Ugh, I’m out.

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[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Frankie: i’m a walking disaster but at least i’m not straight

#frankie stein #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes #g3 frankie stein

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Frankie: When I get murdered can you make sure I’m an unsolved case?

Clawdeen: What?

Frankie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Draculaura: Can we go back to the part where you said 'when I get murdered'?

#frankie stein #clawdeen wolf #draculaura #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Dracula: I would love to meet me someday. I’ve heard some crazy stories.

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[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Frankie: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Cleo: Prettiest smile.

Twyla: Nicest personality.

Heath: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Abbey: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

#frankie stein #cleo de nile #twyla boogeyman #heath burns #abbey bominable #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Draculaura: I am not “winging” anything. I am going to over-prepare and then ACT like I’m winging it.

#draculaura #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Cleo: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

#cleo de nile #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes