Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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“Come - she is judged!” from Goethe’s Faust by Harry Clarke (1927)
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I fear when I don't roll my rs correctly in Spanish people will think it's my accent, when really it's a speech defect in my native language too
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@gta-usti-nad-labem
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I come on here like it's my fucking day job
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Tuunbaq relaxing after eating these british sailors.
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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.
"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!
"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands
Look how they massacred my boy
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i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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Tumblr been making me want to be a bear lately
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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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