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Love me a fic that starts with the unresolved sexual tension already thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. I want my ship pining, yearning, and most definitely fantasizing.

I want their minds to wander to how hot the other person is, mid-sentence. I want them barely functioning because of all the hormones swimming through their brains. I want normally smart people who are downright dumb when faced with the smallest bit of barely revealed skin on the other person's body.

By the time they actually realize they're both in this state of tortured sexual desire, I want them to be at their wit's end and ready to flee the country in order to find the slightest scrap of control because there is absolutely zero control left when theyre in the same room together. They need to be scratching at the walls of their souls, they're so desperate for each other.

And when they do finally realize the fact that they're in this on-fire boat together? I want them to have incredibly hot, wildly cathartic (and not necessarily at-all realistic) sex that leaves them both exhausted, happy, and fully satisfied.

Unresolved sexual tension that gets completely fucking resolved, my beloved.

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All ya'll that've read TRT know this one thanks to Boartholomew the Trauma Boar. 😂

okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

#good shit good shit love me this shit

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There are currently ~2300 works in AO3 tagged with "Created Using Generative AI"

I'll be upfront with my opinion, which mirrors my opinion in regards to my field: using AI will only hasten your own obsolescence. The point of fanfiction is not to crank out fics, but rather to enjoy the hobby and communities of writing and fandom.

#fuck ai #i'll take a starting writer any day #give me a story with the fingerprints of the author smeared on it like divots in wet clay #those fingerprints that prove the story was loved and made by hand #the cold uncanny valley lifelessness of ai will never compare

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Today:

"Oh! That big bandage on your hand! Did you cut yourself carving wood???"

"Whipped cream can actually."

"...What?"

"What?"

#“you were carving a whipped cream can???” #“that would have been way cooler but no”

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HUNT THEM DOWN HUNT THEM DOWN DO IT FOR US DO IT FOR US

My Charlie Cox in a romcom wishes have been answered omgg ahhhhh 🥰 FINALLY

And it involves DOGS!!

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Idk if it’s cause his face claim is Oscar Isaac but Ciro is taking up way more of my brain space than I think you intended. do u have any of his lore in your back pocket? a tragic backstory? who he had his kid with? were they in love?? IS HE HAPPY? anyways. i appreciate you and i hope you’re doing well!! sending love

Thank you so, so much! I'm starting to feel a bit more up finally, and my moods are leveling out I think!

And ABSOLUTELY! TEN PIECES OF CIRO LORE:

Ciro and his wife Elisa (Sophia's mom), were a Mobster Power Couple, and madly in love. She worked alongside him and ran various aspects of the business. She was cunning yet cheerful, loved classical literature like he did, and they had plans for a large family. They both figured if one of them died, it would be due to 'business'. Sadly she passed away incredibly suddenly from an aneurysm a few years after Sophia was born, leaving him a widower and a single father. His daughter for a time was the only thing keeping him going.

He's made a good recovery since then with some therapy and has found he loves being a dad and is quite happy running his businesses, criminal and not, though he spends a substantial amount of time worrying about Jane, and would be even happier if she were safe. But he definitely feels like he's doing what he was meant to do, and feels like God approves in his own way.

Romantically (something rarely touched on in TRT), he's had some flings and short-term relationships with various people after his wife passed, mostly women and a few men, but he hasn't had anything serious so far, in part because he's been so focused on Running The Empire and raising his daughter(s) (and other adopted stray feral murder children like Eli). Though if he finds his second special person, he'd be willing to consider something more serious.

At the time of TRT, he has five cats, all former strays because this man can never resist picking up the lost, human and animal, and there are a variety of cat rescues around Los Angeles that find themselves mysteriously funded by an anonymous donor.

He's decent at guitar and piano!

In TRT the incident where his childhood dog was killed by a boar is mentioned. In his attempts to rescue his dog, he got thrown aside into a tree - that injury caught up with him later, which is why Matt notices arthritis in his knee and an altered stance when scanning him over!

Ciro and Natasha Romanoff know each other through (sketchy) business and are on friendly terms.

He's the eldest of his siblings (1 brother and 2 sisters).

He didn't always plan on being a crime lord but after running face-first into some governmental/legal corruption as a teenager, his thought process was roughly along the lines of, 'I could do better than them.' He likes to think he's kept his promise - there are a surprising number of people in his city, especially in certain neighborhoods, who tend to look to the Ferryman's justice and authority first over the police or legal system. His punishments are often cruel, hard, and unforgiving, but if you follow his laws and keep your mouth shut, you generally don't have much to worry about, and because he minimizes collateral damage and invests in the neighborhoods (to encourage loyalty if nothing else), most are happy to look the other way.

He 'introduced' himself to SHIELD by mailing a few specific agents the tongues of HYDRA operatives, complete with coins, after those operatives attempted to Fuck Around in Los Angeles and quickly Found Out. One of those SHIELD agents happened to be Phil Coulson. The two have a bi-yearly, location-randomized coffee meetup, which is how Ciro wound up with Agent Thompson's card after Coulson vouched for her record!

#ciro leone #i love ciro and i have a mountain of backstory on him and basically no place in the story so it just sits here #in my head #i fully plan if i turn TRT into an AU book series one day #tehre will be a book or two JUST for Ciro because he deserves one #the red thread

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#let's just say i started up on some one shots and trt's next chapter and it's this 😂 #there's a balcony and some dangling in one and we're just in it rn

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#me and the Los Angeles Reveal arc in TRT 😈

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YOU HAVE A RED ONE, OMG!!! 😭 I have the black suit Beardevil, and I love him! I was distraught when I lost my first one to some fiberglass dust, but sis got me a new one for Christmas and now he's by my PC and I adore him! Definitely adding your red one to my wishlist!

New Beardevil? New Beardevil!

The prototype is done, and he is officially cute af. I stuck him on top of the tallest piece of furniture in my apartment, and he seemed quite happy to brood up there.

You can commission a Born Again Beardevil of your own here:

#daredevil #beardevil #matt murdock #i love my black suit beardevil and now i need this one too 😅 #added to my list!

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Pasta Film Obsession Checklist:

Charlie Cox

Dogs

Charlie likely to kiss someone

Dogs

Charlie is in it

Charlie petting a dog

There's a dog and there may be dog comedy

C H A R L I E C O X

DOG????? DOG

My Charlie Cox in a romcom wishes have been answered omgg ahhhhh 🥰 FINALLY

And it involves DOGS!!

#charlie cox #he kept saying he wanted to he in a romcom too 😂 #Idc how cheesy this may be i'm fucking watching #THERE WILL BE A DOG

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#me

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OSCAR ISAAC as JONATHAN SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE 1.01 INNOCENCE AND PANIC

#oscar isaac #ciro leone #Ciro Leone inspo #the red thread inspo

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Angry Matt Murdock I am on my knees for you 🛐

#matt murdock #daredevil #charlie cox #i need angry matt to mount me like a stag in rut #just go full nat geo on me

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Charlie Cox in Daredevil (1.09)

#daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #my darling my love my life