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“you’re quiet” yes I’m trying to gauge how weird I can be in this new social situation

#me

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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

#do ppl not regularly do this

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

#laughs

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hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

#laughs #i love this webbed site

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stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to hand make lace so all is well

#ME #all I need is a time loop and hobbies

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#yuh #aro

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genuinely save me

#literally me when work is busy I step outside and I’m like you know if I stand right here and just look at things I’m okay #me

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

#i love this webbed site

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cis people are so difficult to talk to about gender because you’ll be like ‘I am quantum physics” and they’ll be like what the hell does that even mean, whereas trans people will just say, “ah good choice; I will be the sunshine, I will be my moon at night”

#a #gender

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The Apology Dance ™️

bonus:

#Toby

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#my work

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

#me

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

#me every single day at my job

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wanting and not wanting at the same time

a comic for asexual awareness week

#aroace #aro #ace

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#currently at the well I’m okay stage #🙃🙃🙃 #all will be better April 16th

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#sleep on the floor #polls