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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band

Turn ON the sound

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- Need any help?

ALL ABOUT EVE (1950) dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz

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adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

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ngl every time i see stuff about like, drugs affecting cognitive development of kids and teens, i think about the fact that it's normal for kids and teens to have caffeine, even tho caffeine also affects cognitive development. i think about the fact that teens are expected to get up extremely early in the morning to get ready for school, and go to bed real late because they only get free time late at night. i think about the fact that society already puts kids and teens through so many things that destroy their physical and mental health, and yet there's no serious effort to change the world to be a kinder place to them

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#just a straight up pillow #rectangular #i called it my warm pillow and it had a paisley print

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umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

#this has me deadass crying at 11am

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americans speaking about muslims like "MUHZ-LAHM" "EYE-RAN" "EYE-RAK"

#and they will literally argue if you correct them #white usamericans believe they know more about these words than actual middle eastern people

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#under my bed #then i get allergies from the dust and it reminds me how silly i’m being and i get over whatever was upsetting me LOL

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#i’m funny #(hopeful) #can definitely do math #can spell #can drive (less than 20 mins only) #can cook!

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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#satire #unreality #? not sure if this is that

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this is my fav video now

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Ngl i prefer the 2016 version purple on the right.

#dye lots for yarn and fp ink are not comparable 😭 #anyways lamy absolutely fucked up w this one but it won’t matter in the long term bc it’s lamy #they did apologize iirc and agreed they should’ve called it something else