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first ever person to have to come out as straight

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I know I’m not even active anymore but I had to reblog this lolol

“they made him have anxiety”

“he almost felt like crying”

How can people be so creepy??

Why are they talking about him as if he were a fictional character they’re in charge of writing??

It’s one thing to say “oh this person i’ve never met seemed/looked/appeared angry/upset about a thing that happened” and quite another to say “this person i’ve never met felt like their life was being ripped apart and they hate whoever caused it” lololol

Can you imagine strangers so confidently telling others how YOU are feeling when you haven’t uttered a word about it to them?

I would ask them not to put words in my mouth, what their fucking agenda is and why they’re projecting onto me.

You don’t need help from people like this.

"God the reaction to Niall's tweets is absolutely humiliating some of y'all just WANT Niall and the rest of the boys to be miserable so y'all can make a big deal out of s hit and create drama" They don't like what he said and they are saying he is rude or making fun of the fans all that because he said the truth. He said what is against their fantasies and delusions.

#i saw the guy from outlander made a post about all this shit too #but can they ever shake them off when the tinhats will always claim they were FORCED to refute? #i know i shouldn't be surprised anymore but this was hilarious

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I had to make a quick stop in LA last week and I went to TSG and it’s really cute, guys! I had a great mezcal cocktail and the staff was lovely!

#can't wait to go back and bring my friends next time #all my friends are non-fandom and they were like WHAT IS THAT PLACE because ill make a man out of you #and just around the riverbend which is low key my fave disney song and the perfect way to close this solo trip

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Karamo posted a very cute video of the Fab 5 having a pool party on Instagram and Tan had a great response to this dipshit in the comments.

There were also people in the comments shipping Tan and Antoni, so that’s gross.

#oh no

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Funny how conspiracy theorists can often see that their theories don’t actually make sense, but it never makes them wonder if said theories are wrong. It’s always just that there’s some complicated behind the scenes thing that we just don’t understand YET.

Gator has a good question here! Why WOULD Disney spend millions of dollars to fix/cover up this terrible situation where one of their stars is being blackmailed into pretending he has children with one of the world’s worst human beings ever, and then leave the very last (but most important!) step of the plan up to him, and then when he ‘chickens out’…just sit there and do nothing?

And then let him be in like four more movies after that 😂

Why are Disney and Marvel so damn passive in this scenario?

It’s almost like it DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.

#all conspiracy theorists are the same

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Hmm, yes yes - you can clearly see that the entire marriage is fake and coerced via blackmail because *checks scribbled notes* uhm, some lady in the background is looking out of frame and Meghan is holding Harry's hand with both of hers CASE CLOSED YOUR HONOR.

#lol

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#a little old but i forgot to reblog and it's great lol

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People can’t keep secrets: Oxford study uses math to show most conspiracy theories untrue

“Dr. David Grimes believes his formula for figuring this out works, and is basically this: a secret that would last over a century can be kept by no more than 125 people. By contrast, one involving 2,521 people would hardly last longer than five years.”

I’m not a mathematician, but if only 10% of the 27M people who follow One Direction on Twitter think that Larry is real and only 1% of that 2,700,000 them have actual proof that they are actively keeping a secret, that would mean 27,000 people are keeping this a secret.

Hmmm… not sayin’, just sayin’. A mere hiccup in time would have revealed the conspiracy.

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“The concept of dressing for your body type feeds into the idea that looking slim and attractive according to today’s societal ideals is much more important than wearing clothes you personally like, self-expression and having fun with fashion.”

“It’s a strange kind of nitpicking of women’s bodies that I think is so absurd, totally outdated and a dangerous message to send.”

“Wear whatever you like. And let’s all just stop using the word ‘flattering’, ok?”

#crisscolfer #just a message #fuck dressing for your body type

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Hey. Just checking if you're okay??

Hey!

Yeah, that’s so sweet of you to ask. I’m not gone gone, I’ve just been traveling and it doesn’t leave much time to post (or even really glance at IG comments, which I usually enjoy despite tinhats being rude as fuck in them. And there’s been great stuff lately; I can only imagine how vile they’re being for the world to see. But I’ve been somwhat keeping up with the drama through other anti-tinhat blogs on my dash lol). So I’ve just been lurking lately, which is still cathartic (and mildly entertaining), but yes, I’m perfectly ok lol. The tumblr tinhats get so repetitive, too, that I feel like maybe I haven’t missed much haha.

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LOL this is the exact expression that, were he posing with Mia or any of the Starkids, they would say he’s clearly dead inside. And it means absolutely nothing. You can find this expression on Darren in myriad pictures with lots of different people. But it shows how tinhats only see what they want to see.

Please let them be trolling us. This is hysterical.

“[...] as they constantly say to him.”

Tinhats are THAT fly on THAT wall.

PS You don’t understand because it makes no sense because it’s not real.

#crisscolfer

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This is really disturbing. Their obsession with her has really taken a scary turn.

Also because, more importantly: Who. Fucking. Cares?

If they actually believed that Mia was force-closeting Darren, they would focus on that. I mean, it’s a huge accusation. It’s a terrible crime. They wouldn’t need to pick apart every sartorial choice, every harmless hobby, every breath she took. They wouldn’t need to focus on trifles. That’s like criticizing Anne Coulter’s make up. But the truth is they are obsessed with her beyond her relation to Darren now. They HAVE to know everything about her so they can find something to twist in their favour and now they can’t stop. She gives them life.

I mean these people clearly live in a basement.

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lol to be a conspiracy theorist.

These actors don’t even remember songs that they did themselves, but we expect them to remember songs Darren did because we remember?

There’s nothing to uncover here. Even if they were secretly married, there’s no reason they should remember the show the way we do.

Fans often remember content way better than even the creators do.

#crisscolfer #it's why gilmore girls employed fans to remember episode details for the revival #it's what jk rowling should have done before butchering the world she created in fantastic beasts

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omg

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Tomorrow 1A NPR is doing fanfiction including the legal and ethical issues that come up.

#i told someone i was gonna do a reading list of CT and related articles and i'll start working on it soon btw

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Just another little example of their lack of self-awarness lol I thought this was funny. Almost as much as the importance they are giving their GoT costumes.

Is Ashley in control of Darren’s fashion again? Not taking credit for his personal style? I get whiplash with how fast they change their bullshit.

He certainly had no control over his watch party costume, according to tinhats. Mia picked it out for him to remind CCers that she owns him.

You mean your awful theories about Darren’s employees make no sense?

lol What’s trying to prove the credibility of your relationship? Taking pictures with your spouse? Holy shit.

At this point he would only make you happy if he released a sex tape with Chris Colfer, so why keep watching? Let the man hang out with his friends in peace.

The more you watch him be the more you have to strain your brains to make your theories hold. He’s just a guy having healthy fun with his friends, there is absolutely nothing sinister about what anyone is doing in any of the pictures and videos that you so viciously tear apart. This just keeps happening. When is it enough for you? When do you realize he is really just having a good time at a party and not putting up a show because someone threated his life? How many times must you take random innocent footage of people dancing and believe that it’s a bunch of demons feasting on a baby goat? I get once, but we see him have fun with friends several times a month and you can’t just keep claiming he’s actually suffering despite him visibly enthusiastically participating.

I’m just saying, this is a guy who likes a party, so he’s just going to keep on hurting you, like, weekly.

This is about them being SURE that Mia is blackmailing Darren and they’re not even remotely concerned about what Darren may have done that she could hold over his head.

And last one because this is amazing lol

It’s like if they can focus on the most irrelevant things enough, Darren’s imaginary human-rights-violating contract will burst into flames.

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You're right. Women don't get a pass for being female, but you're wrong if you think this is what feminism is about.

Feminists do not give women a pass just for being women. You are terribly misinformed on what the movement is for (you may have the Republican definition here).

And no one is giving Mia a pass for being female. She just hasn't done the evil  things you think she should be condemned for. Were she violating human right by force-closeting Darren, yeah, that would be bad. But you have no proof that she is. You made all that up in an attempt to justify your hatred for her.

And another thing feminism is not about: women stepping up and becoming doctors or women not dressing in revealing outfits or women having to do better.

One does not have to have a job or dress conservatively or have accomplishments or talent or be interesting, “strong,” powerful, intelligent or brave to be a feminist or a “good” feminist.*

Or to be worthy of respect.

Feminism is about women being given the same opportunities, to not be judged by different and higher standards, to have the freedom to choose, to be allowed legal control over themselves, among many other things.

Sticking to or diverting from tradition is not what makes you a good or a bad feminist. Wearing more or less articles of clothing does not make you a good or a bad feminist.

Trying to get other women to adhere to your own personal views (be it what they do with their bodies, how they dress, how they support themselves, etc.) is one thing that does make you a shitty person in general. Pitting women against each other is another. Tearing down one woman in order to compliment another and viceversa, for example.

This is obviously too complex a subject for a single post and it has too many layers and branches to discuss, but I’m touching only on the points often brought up by tinhats in their misogynistic rants.

*Not that these assessments made about Mia are in any way unbiased. I don't know enough about her to know whether some of these adjectives apply to her or not. Others, like interesting or talented, are completely up to personal taste, but tinhats like to pretend their opinions are facts.

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