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placesyoucallhome · 3 hours
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You know what, actually maybe I'm having like a mid-life crisis or something and the way I'm dealing with it is plants. If I can't be productive in the way I want then gdi I'm going to have plants that will (hopefully) be productive and make something in my stead.
Me making Ruhka canonically a guild botanist all those years ago knowing damn well I knew nothing about gardening and had never done it is coming back around to bite me finally I suppose.
Anyways I have a zucchini plant now.
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placesyoucallhome · 4 hours
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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out
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placesyoucallhome · 20 hours
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Me: I can't do plant things, I have a black thumb
Also me: *adds a dwarf cherry tree to my cart*
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placesyoucallhome · 2 days
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Mayqo'te #4- Sea/Sky
He wasn't ever going to choose
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placesyoucallhome · 2 days
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Mayqo'te #2 War/Peace
Castrum Occidens used to be bustling, he used to have to sneak and slit throats to get in and out with bits and baubles to sell, a gun here, a magitek bit there, gil and gil and gil.
Now? Barren, and picked to hells and back, nothing but steel bones left. He could waltz in and play kick ball with a forgotten helmet, skull usually not included.
Peace was better for the long run, sure, but war was better for business.
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placesyoucallhome · 2 days
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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral
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placesyoucallhome · 3 days
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Mayqo'te #1 Past/Present (of @miqojak's Mayqo'te meme)
Past would meet present, whether he wanted to or not
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placesyoucallhome · 3 days
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Little sad my surface pro 4 won't be able to run dawntrail oof
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placesyoucallhome · 3 days
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Count bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
Go back to sleep
Count bodies like sheep
Go back to-
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placesyoucallhome · 3 days
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if you don't love him in his potato sack you don't deserve him in his sexy backless ballgown
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placesyoucallhome · 4 days
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Gift for @midnightmagicks 💕💕
Slightly spicier vers under cut 👀
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placesyoucallhome · 4 days
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gay😳irl
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placesyoucallhome · 4 days
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Cfs might have wiped out my entire weekend but people being horny on main about my doodles does help rather a bit if I'm honest
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placesyoucallhome · 5 days
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FFXIVMixedMay: Job/Class
Zetoichi can be considered an Onmyoji: someone who manipulates energies and guides spirits. He travels all over the world to find and help spirits who need guidance or to deal with those that are malicious. He has attuned with two "corrupted" job stones housing the broken souls of two separate people. He is trained with the katana, resonating with his samurai stone. He knows very little about how to operate machinist equipment and often gets chastised by the soul that haunts that stone.
(His personal job will be Pictomancer since he is an extension of myself. Eventually in his story, his machinist stone will find peace and he will pick up the new Picto stone? Just FYI, Z was brought into FFXIV so I have done what I can to make his OG story fit within the boundaries of the lore lol)
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placesyoucallhome · 5 days
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"casual sex" fuck that. POSSESSIVE AND UNHINGED SEX
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placesyoucallhome · 6 days
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“Though, I do like sets, when possible, coordination, an’ all tha’, whether it can be seen or no’, yeh know?”
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