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"Do you suppose this is something we send a letter to Estilil about?" Follow up sketch that tumblr never let me post!
Originally, Leanna mysteriously sprouts a beautiful purple rose from her leaf bundle after conceiving. I thought, 'what if immediately after successful fertilization, she sprouts the BIGGEST bundle overnight that lasts only a few days.
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home aesthetic
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Um i only drink from the most fancy of mugs
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m o t h
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my aquarius ass realizing i got my nipples pierced before that one popular girl i went to school with got hers done:
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my stolen item was a bob seger cd
I like how there's this collective agreement amongst people who have been wronged/abused/just generally had to deal with an abusive/toxic family member to just steal one thing from there house as an act of revenge? Pettiness? Empowerment? Idk but for me it's sweet how we go:
"You know what fuck you! *steals one item that you probably aren't gonna notice* hehe this is me. Getting revenge."
Like for me it was one of my grandmas (who's just a peach to be around!!) and i ended up stealing one singular book from her house.
Just one
Casually slipped in into my bag the day I was leaving because my family was sick of her shit. And i stole a book
Amazing.
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occasional posts from users
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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nailing the new queen’s brother on her wedding day? eivor you man whore
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so i posted this to my sideblog too but im posting here as well
as its own post instead of reblogging it for some reason
Around late November of 2023, I started working with the Norse Pantheon (specifically Odin, who became my patron god). Occasionally, Odin gives me wisdom through dreams; last night was no exception.
Five men sporting Viking-like hairstyles walked behind me over a rickety wooden bridge. The bridge led through a bog (or possibly a swamp) and ended at a pod-like structure filled with plants and a single chair. I stepped into the doorway and turned around.
One of the men began to speak, "You've been sentenced to death. The way of which you die is up to you. You may choose from three options: lethal injection, drowning, or the pill."
Well, I knew lethal injection was a total joke. And drowning is said to be one of the most painful ways to go. 
"Tell me about the pill," I say. "How long does it take and what's it feel like?"
One of them begins to speak. 
"You know when you're in a storm with everything being chaos, but then you get to the eye of the storm and everything is calm? That's what this pill is like." I nodded and extended my hand for the pill. They handed me a glass bottle of beer to wash it down. 
"To Valhalla," I say as I take the pill. "How long does it take?"
Another viking answers, "Three minutes."
The door to the pod closes, and I sit in the chair behind me.
After 30 seconds, I begin to convulse; leaning forward, I spill something reddish-brown out of my mouth, burning my throat, bubbling and dissolving the plant it falls onto. Leaning back into the chair, I watch as black-and-white visions of a creature cloud my mind. It had black hair, pale skin, and wide eyes with an even wider grin. I was in a tornado of wind and images.
And just as soon as it started, it ended. I was oddly calm and knew that this was the next life. The next thing I knew, I was floating outside my parent's house in the dark, and my bedroom light was off. 
I had noticed a change in my spiritual body in death. I had become a creature, able to shape-shift, tasked with roaming the land and protecting those who needed it. So I left and began journeying the roads, shifting into a six-legged spider-like animal high above the trees. Later, I became a blue and white wolf, grabbing onto cars and trees and vaulting around the landscape. I'm sure I would have turned into a bird to test out flying if I had the time, but I didn't.
My alarm had woken me up.
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idk how to explain it but u give off chill chaos gremlin
Guys what vibes do i give off?
@urlocalweirdperson1232 @possibly-in-wonderland
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I think the rabbits in the area know we're safe people
a rabbit I've been seeing around made a nest in the open and in front of our door (far enough away that no one would step on it)
the babies look to be about four days old
the problem comes with the feral cat in the area so we're trying to protect Mama Bun and her babies from said cat
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not prom king, not prom queen, but a secret third thing
(prom jester)
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go write fanfiction in ur target language
do it
auncle alice says so and so does the wizard under your bed
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an nft but when u buy it it bricks ur computer send post
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