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ALRIGHT WHO WANTS TO BE BULLIED

#{ ayy lmao // ooc. }

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus at the 2023 Oscars

#{ like a fine wine // faceclaim. } #she!!!!

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↪ 𝑫𝑶𝑵'𝑻 𝑺𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑬 𝑨𝑻 𝑴𝑬 . ( a collection of lyric starters from an assortment of billie eilish songs . adjust phrasing as necessary . )

you scared me to death .

there's nothing left to save now .

i don't think i caught your name .

i like it when you take control .

you're sacred and they're starved .

how dare you ? and how could you ?

one of us is gonna lose .

i don't even really know how it happened .

i'm out of sympathy for you .

just let me hold you .

don't talk about me like you might know how i feel .

try not to abuse your power .

i wish someone had told me i'd be doing this by myself .

it's not like me to be so mean .

you just want what you can't have .

would you like me to be quiet ?

i haven't slept since sunday .

i don't want to want you .

it hurts , but i know how to hide it .

i'm the only one who does it how you like .

you better keep your head down .

a lot can change in twenty seconds .

why aren't you scared of me ?

i thought that i was special .

you're looking at me like i'm see-through .

you were a hero , you played the part .

i never really know how to please you .

see what you wanna see .

gold's fake , and real love hurts .

no way , i'll call the cops .

maybe you should leave before i get too mean .

i just wanted to protect you .

you only listen to your fuckin' friends .

they're never gonna give you love like ours .

all you wanna do is kiss me .

don't you know too much already ?

it's weird that we care so much until we don't .

i didn't change my number , i changed who i reply to .

i don't know what feels true .

did you really think this is the right thing to do ?

i would hate to see you go .

i'd never treat me this shitty .

i'll only hurt you if you let me .

you made me feel like it was my fault .

now i know what you are .

i feel more and more like i was made for you .

you wanna kill me ? you wanna hurt me ?

don't try to make me feel bad .

wait , you know what ? maybe just forget it .

was i made from a broken mold ?

you want me to be yours , then you've gotta be mine .

tell me "nothing lasts" , like i don't know .

wait a minute , let me finish .

you know i'm not your friend without some greenery .

my demands aren't high to make .

stop , what the hell are you talking about ?

we both know i'm worth waiting for .

you ruined everything good .

you really know how to make me cry .

your love feels so fake .

i wanna be alone . alone with you , does that make sense ?

spit it out , what is it exactly ?

i'll never let you go .

if we were meant to be , we would've been by now .

you can pretend that you don't miss me .

just fucking leave me alone .

don't say i didn't warn you .

it's pretty cool , right ?

i think i might have fallen in love .

i tried not to upset you .

do you even feel anything ?

don't ask questions , you don't wanna know .

i've been walking through a world gone blind .

i just wanna make you feel okay .

i know you don't care , but can you listen ?

don't you know i'm no good for you ?

#memes #bricked up at anne so uhh UHHH

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ok but with julia not sounding like nell at all, i always imagine her accent sounding a lot like sandi toksvig

#{ ayy lmao // ooc. }

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▸  KILLING EVE  SENTENCES

             assorted  quotes  &  prompts  from  iconic  tv  show  ; mature  content  and  language  may  be  used,  feel  free  to  adjust  as  necessary.

❝  i am going to find the thing you care about most, and i am going to kill it.  ❞

❝  you should never tell a psychopath that they are a psychopath, it upsets them.  ❞

❝  it’s amazing how efficient things are when you’re a dick to people.  ❞

❝  you should really ask before you touch a person.  ❞

❝  it’s going to be hard to trust me again, but i will prove myself to you. i promise.  ❞

❝  i’m going to kill you nicely, but then i’m going to make a mess of your body afterwards so it looks worse than it is.  ❞

❝  letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn’t make you intimidating, by the way. it’s just rude.  ❞

❝  i just can’t bring myself to book a good hotel. i rather like the grubby ones.  ❞

❝  i think about you all the time.  ❞

❝  i think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. i think about what friends you have.  ❞

❝  i think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill somebody.  ❞

❝  i masturbate about you a lot.  ❞

❝  can we get one thing clear before we go on with this ? is that a sweater attached to a shirt ? is two separate pieces ? how does it work ?   ❞ 

❝  she’s outsmarting the smartest of us, and for that, she deserves to do or kill whoever the hell she wants.   ❞

❝  if she’s not killing me, then frankly, it’s not my job to care anymore.  ❞

❝  it is disappointing that the mole is the one who looks most like a rodent.  ❞  

❝  are you running or are you crying ?   ❞ 

❝  no matter what i do, i just feel nothing.  ❞

❝  sometimes when you love someone, you do crazy things. ❞

❝  i have lost two jobs, a husband, and a best friend because of you. ❞

❝  but you got some really nice clothes out of it, so. ❞

❝  god, you’re an asshole.  ❞

❝  you’re getting off on sniffing out a psycho.  ❞

❝  i’m spontaneously violent.  ❞

❝  i mean, they all die in the end anyway.  ❞

❝  i don’t want to hear what your version of the right reason is.  ❞

❝  we’re not after blood, we’re after information.  ❞

❝  it was always the ones i liked the last that i loved the most.  ❞

❝  i bet your kids are ugly. ❞

❝  why do rich people talk like children ?  ❞

❝  smell ya later.  ❞

❝  don’t speak to me like that. i like you, but not that much.  ❞

❝  don’t forget, the only thing that makes you interesting is me.  ❞

❝  i just want to have dinner with you !  ❞ 

❝  you’ll feel better soon, i’ll look after you.  ❞

❝  for my funeral, make sure they choose a flattering photo.  ❞

❝  you want me to be a mess, you want me to be scared, but i’m like you now.  ❞

❝  i’m not afraid of anything.  ❞

❝  you look like someone stuck a mustache on some fudge.  ❞

❝  i just want someone to play with.  ❞

❝  i thought you were special.  ❞

❝  i hope you like missionary !  ❞

❝  you should let yourself go once in awhile. i can help you.  ❞

❝  i feel things when i’m with you.  ❞

#memes

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It had been her policy to not allow any rookie mistakes. Mistakes on their scales weighed more than ‘whoopsie, seems like I confused two names and now the client will get a 30-inch dildo instead of the newest Disney Princess doll’, it was more the magnitude of potentially being the indirect cause for nuclear war.

“The fuck do you think you’re doing?” She yelled, the quick clicking of her steps getting closer to the young man after she had barely seen what was on his screen. “Here! Do you need help with that, you fucking troglodyte? Do you want me to google that for you? Change your bloody nappies?” The young staffer sunk ever deeper into his seat as she leaned forward, hammering on his keyboard. “If you do shit like that again, I will wipe you out, you- hang on.” Suddenly, the sound of the Britney Spears classic ‘Gimme More’ disrupted that awkward moment and Eleanor struggled to fish her mobile out of her pocket in her rage, almost getting to the first verse.

“Hello? Oh hi, darling… no, I’m not at home, I’m still at work, it has been a busy day. Say, why don’t you come over in about an hour, and I’m cooking something nice? I need to hang up now, right? Yes. Ta.” With a smile still on her face, she hung up and shoved the phone back into her pocket.

“- fucking imbecile! And if I ever find out who changed my ringtone, I will tear open your skull and shit down your throat!”

#this used to be a meme reply for her son rottweiler but. #it summarises her pretty well. #drabble tag.

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SPY / ESPIONAGE PROMPTS *  assorted lines from popular spy & action films

how many times has the government betrayed you?

what the hell are you doing?

you were shot.

you're going to ruin this mission.

where'd you get a suit?

you're my bodyguard, not my business partner. just focus on guarding my body.

thanks for the ride.

tell me where the bomb is.

you're the person who caught him, aren't you?

please don't make me go through you.

the blood is on your hands.

if you were in your office right now, we'd be having this conversation face to face.

i don't trust anybody outside of this room.

hold on! how did you get in the helicopter?

i'm gonna get the detonator!

if you ever feel like you've been poisoned, chew one of these.

jesus, you're intense.

they'll kill you for giving me this.

people do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared.

what's your source?

who paid you off?

everything you need is in there.

we prefer to keep a low profile.

did you ever choose not to?

how close are we?

my argument is not with you.

you're really good at staying alive.

stay put and secure the premises.

i told you to send me in there instead.

this is a bad idea.

why don't you come with me?

so now you're going to kill me.

how long do i have?

that is how you survive.

by the way, i can see your gun.

i pulled up my file.

i need you to untie me now.

you have no idea what you're into here.

i don't want to do this anymore.

this is where it started for me. this is where it ends.

do you know what? you play it too safe.

they found a body.

you really think you're ready for the field?

it's just a job. no hard feelings.

ten seconds or you're dead.

i think one day you will understand.

how do you like my english accent?

why won't you just die?

i'll figure it out.

he drove off the roof.

he killed our man.

we're in the middle of an operation.

i sent you to be invisible.

these people will kill you if they have to.

i'm a motherfucking spy.

thanks for your weapon.

look at this. look at what they make you give.

so what's the plan? who are we meeting?

we have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb.

sorry, the other wire.

i told you to come alone.

you haven't slept for a long time now.

there's a body in the streets.

i'm working on it!

all of the systems are state of the art.

this whole operation was a mole hunt.

nobody does the right thing.

oh, stop screaming. you loved it.

i'm jumping out a window!

you do not have the authority.

we have to find the other bomb.

why are you helping me?

everything i found out, i want to forget.

how could i forget about you?

kill everyone? that's your plan?

you start down this path, where does it end?

how long was i out?

the only person allowed in that room has to pass through a series of security checks.

i got enough trouble, okay?

put the gun down.

i knew it was going to end this way.

they knew we were coming.

if i ever feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard i will bring this fight to your doorstep.

what's going on at the CIA?

i think we lost enough agents for one night.

you're a total goddamn catastrophe.

someone started this, and i'm going to find them.

you're only alive today because he didn't have the guts to kill you.

you don't understand what you're involved in.

every now and then, send up a signal. let me know you're safe.

the greater the suffering, the greater the peace.

we have to evacuate these people!

you move, you die.

i saved your ass again.

my team! my team is dead!

i tried to protect you.

perhaps we can arrange a meet.

he went out the window. why would someone do that?

i work alone, like you.

i don't think that's a decision you can make.

accept it. you've lost this one.

i heard you talking.

why do you have to make things so fucking complicated?

#memes #queue.

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RP starters: Betrayal

“I thought I could trust you!”

“I should’ve known.”

“Are you just going to leave me here?!”

“Where are you going?”

“Why did you do this?”

“Don’t. I don’t need to hear your pathetic excuses anymore.”

“You can still do the right thing!”

“You knew about this all along, didn’t you?”

“I will remember this…”

“I thought we were friends!”

“Please let’s just go back, please.”

“This is a joke, right? Right?”

“What are you doing? What…?

“I still believe there is a good person in you.”

“It was necessary.”

“Did you really think I cared about you?”

“This was my plan all along.”

“There was no other way.”

“How cute. Struggle all you want, you won’t be leaving this place.”

“This is what you get from trusting me.”

“It’s too late to go back.”

“I’m sorry this had to go down like this.”

“That’s right, I lied.”

“It’s all for a good cause.”

“You were so stupid. You should’ve known.”

“Just so you know.. I don’t regret anything.”

“Shame. I kind of liked you.”

“This is my responsibility.” 

#memes #queue.

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VEEP | 2.10 “D.C.”

#{ like a fine wine // facelaim. } #{ woman king // about. } #nell @ everyone

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hm.

also coworker offered to split a tangerine with me

they didn’t get why i wheezed when i said “be careful handling it, otherwise you’ll get the juice all over yourself”

#oh boy #{ ayy lmao // ooc. } #anyway i now have half a tangerine.

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channeling nell as my worksona bc apparently you can tell my mood by the sound of my heels

#i’m not even wearing heels but. #yeah pretty much #{ ayy lmao // ooc. }

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also not so gentle reminder that eleanor is a snob and very much in favour of keeping kingsman that old boy’s club and also really dislikes eggsy (in her default verse) 😌

#hc

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#MEDICBLED

before god, before their mother- they call for us!

an independent, highly selective portrayal of an original special forces combat medic. a study in the horrors of war, the suffocation and ruination of grief, the family construct, the illusion of patriotism, the endurance and burden of duty, the struggle against misogyny in a patriarchal institution, the power of comradery, the guilt that gnaws at one's soul, and the ghosts that follow home from war.

enlisted by frigga. she/her. she/they 25+

#promo. #we stan

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SHIT MY COLLEAGUES SAY carefully collected over the years, slightly altered to make it universal. cursing.

“Blood donation? The only time I let someone take blood from me is when that person is a sexy vampire.”

“Oi, Mariah Carey, quiet down. There’s people working here.”

“They’re completely lost in the woods.”

“God, what a pigeon.”

“Where the fuck are my Post-Its? Did I trade them again?”

“How can an entire file cabinet disappear?”

“Nomnom? Or not nomnom?”

“How is it possible that I’ve been working here for almost two years and people still ask my name?”

“Did I hear excursion?!”

“So, we can’t afford a truck, but at least we got this really cool shredding machine. It shreds five pages at the same time.”

“I call it the Porsche of all shredders.”

“How are my favourite bitches?”

“Did you just leave those very important documents with the people who absolutely should NOT see them?”

“You actually managed to make _______ look even more like a dictator from Satan’s arsehole.”

“I refuse to give Outlook any of my tears.”

“No, I don’t like this. I don’t vibe with this. Bad vibes all around. Can we get ice cream after?”

“No, I won’t drive with you. You drive at 50mph through some village and start dancing at the wheel because ‘that’s my song, girls!’“

“Sadly, the hot guy from ________ isn’t also the smart guy from ________.”

“Who the hell is playing ‘My Heart Will Go On’ on a piano here?”

“I’ve been calling you for 20 minutes. When I go back to my office and I call you in about 30 seconds, you better pick up the phone.”

“I’d rather throw myself from that balcony than sing that song.”

“I swear, if another of my pens gets stolen, I will go home and cry.”

“Talking to them is like talking to a very socially awkward mumble rapper.”

“Sure, why not, of course I can control them. You could also tell me to keep these 20 kittens on this tiny blanket.”

“How long can we leave that expired grape juice until it becomes wine?”

“If you call in sick, I will too. They can’t have us both.”

#memes

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idk man i just want eleanor to absolutely lose her shit for a minute, go on a rant and then return to her usual self

#she's so angry i love her #{ ayy lmao // ooc. }

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nell bonks all of you

#>:( #{ ayy lmao // ooc. }

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Eleanor may be charismatic, but behind honeylike spoken words, heavy and dripping and painfully sweet, she knows the other's deepest insecurities and plays with them astoundingly well, going from reassurances to unveiled direct painful threats. Mere assumptions and insinuations that she knows more than she wants to give away, not letting her opponent look into her cards directly, but letting them know she has a deadly ace in the hole.

She fights with words and carefully slipped poisons and nerve agents into the finest liquors, always with a kind smile on her lips as she offers them, and it would be downright impolite to refuse anything. Maybe also because the look in her eyes spells that you are not allowed to say no to her. Of course, she can fight. She can take down enemies as a Kingsman agent should, not worse than any of the other, but in her case, words are louder than actions. And those words cut deeper than a sword.

#hc