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protaetia · 3 hours
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Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️
How do you people even find me
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protaetia · 7 hours
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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur
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protaetia · 12 hours
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a wretched old man
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protaetia · 17 hours
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protaetia · 20 hours
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happy 🎉thistle thursday🎉 dungeon meshi community
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protaetia · 22 hours
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Jenny Holzer “BY YOUR RESPONSE TO DANGER” Red paint on white enamel
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protaetia · 1 day
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protaetia · 1 day
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Not sure if anyone has done this yet
Spin the wheel and get a dungeon meshi character!!
Tell me who you got in the tags :D
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protaetia · 2 days
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A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth.
(@ wonderofscience on Twitter)
Timelapse created from images courtesy of the Earth Science and Remote Sensing Unit, NASA Johnson Space Center(ISS061-E-110520-111341 eol.jsc.nasa.gov).
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protaetia · 2 days
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happy pride to this fucking thing susanna thompson does with her mouth
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happy pride to this visible saliva that avery brooks decided to leave in the final cut of rejoined
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protaetia · 2 days
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tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image
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protaetia · 2 days
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"don't die wondering" is probably my favorite historical lgbt slogan. literally do not die wondering go to the doctor and get on hrt
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protaetia · 2 days
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Absolute biggest bipedal fuck-up is that we can't lie down and look forward comfortably.
Dogs and cats and cows are out there lying down in the grass and just seeing everything and what do we have? Lie on your stomach and fuck up your neck? Lie on your back and shove 400 pillows under your head? Lie on your side and just accept everything's fucking sideways? I hate this fucking evolutionary form
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protaetia · 2 days
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if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene
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