queerfortress2

[queerfortress2]

i feel so bad finally doing reqs and seeing the date. someone asked one of these exactly one month ago. BRO.

#mod medic #IM SO SORRY? #not writing

[queerfortress2]

A sniper x f!reader. She feels gross and nasty, because, shes, well, a mercenary. Like shes insecure about the scars and the marks, and how she never has time to properly wash her hair anymore and basically feels like a rat. Thank u!

aww, poor soul :( - mod engie

FEM!READER X SNIPER

if you think sniper of all people would care you are DEAD WRONG. hes a man of scars and markings and messy hair. (sniper mullet believer). and honestly? i think he likes the scarring, it shows your work pre-respawn, and he finds it SICK. plus, if you ever feel bad about scars he could show you his own. more specifically the one from being revived in the comics. its pretty damn big after all, and hard to miss, but you love him the same, don't you?

in his attempt to be romantic i think he would kiss some of your scarring whenever he wants to be particularly sappy. humming and murmuring about how much he loves how you look and all. he thinks it makes you.. well, you!

and yeah being a lady in a masculine-heavy field is generally hard when it comes to things such as showering and whatnot. he understands. if you get especially ticked off at your messy and unbrushed hair, he would be happy to let you use the shower built into his camper, but he does warn you of the mess everywhere

he'll even wait outside the camper if you want!

what? you thought i'd say he'd sneak a few peaks? wrong blog buddy, but there are some good ones if thats the vibe you want. anyway— he wouldn't look at you any less if you simply missed a few showers or had messy locks. after all, you murder for a living, not model. you honestly still do better than some of the mercenaries on the team. excluding sniper. i think, despite the popular belief of weed smelling sniper, he is a clean man. after all, professionals have standards! hes gotta smell nice yknow. the hair is under the hat he doesn't talk about that.

if you really really struggle to find time for you to take care of yourself, for whatever reason, he will set time aside for you. before you decide to hang out he might coax you into the public showers in the complex, or the private one in his own camper, but that one is a lot smaller and really made for one person, so best of luck if thats what you choose.

#sorry for the short one i couldnt really think of much #mod engie #tf2 sniper x reader #sniper x reader #tf2 sniper

[queerfortress2]

Could I ask for Scout, medic and Pauling headcanons for AFAB user but who’s tomboy? Like dressed in jeans, hoodies, has some male clothes, even does graffiti perhaps?

Thank u! <3

FINALLY A PAULING ASK I LOVE YOU. — mod medic

FEM!READER X SCOUT + MEDIC + PAULING (SEPARATE)

SCOUT

so into i think

mostly because he thinks youre 100% cooler than him, you probably met because you snuck onto base and started graffitiing on the walls, and he just happened to catch you on his usual patrol. he never tried spray paint because he didn’t wanna suffer the repercussions of soldier finding it, so he usually used markers or chalk to make something small, or easily erasable.

HE THINKS YOURE SO SO COOL I REITERATE. if you ever ask him out he will be stunned but play it off as “haha of course you wanna date someone like me im the best”. he brags about you and your style and your art skills— god you are perfect for him.

you probably share a wardrobe actually. yk the running joke of butches dressing like adam sandler? okay he has the wardrobe of adam sandler it’s so easy for you to steal his stuff. you might as well share things. even if it’s too big for him he’s gonna take your stuff like you take his stuff.

“hey babe where do you get a shirt that looks like mine”

[sweats]

all in all you are the GIRL FOR HIM.

MEDIC

not as crazed about it as scout is but he can appreciate the aesthetic

look he’s genuinely insane, the way you dress is the LEAST of his concerns. just keep the spray paint OUT OF HIS OFFICE. he hates cleaning up any paint to keep his room sterile.

he dresses a lot fancier than just some hoodies and jeans (and also a large 45 year old man, see burly beast) so there isn’t much you can really steal from him. another L for tomboy nation, sadly. but will gladly help you get a suit tailored for you for any event you two go out for.

you probably met on base, as a mercenary. meaning you’d appear in his infirmary more often than not (probably for being wreckless) and that’s how you get close. being masculine on a man filled field (excluding pyro) makes it more reasonable for the time than being extremely masculine on the streets of teufort in the 1960s. meaning he also wouldn’t bat an eye. after all, who is he to judge?

going to be completely honest, medic just isn’t super crazy about it. i can’t write much for it.

PAULING

PAULING WITH A BUTCH GIRLFRIEND PAULING WITH A BUTCH GIRLFRIEND PAULING WITH A

sorry the demons

she’s very feminine herself, there isn’t much you could really steal from her clothing wise, but she doesn’t mind your style. she finds your clothes easier to kill in, due to how easy they are to clean and how comfortable they are to wear.

please don’t give her your good clothes they’ll become blood covered

you will probably have to be a mercenary to meet her, she isn’t the type to really go out, she only has one day off a year after all. and added on with the administrator you two are probably a secret to most. but that’s fine, she enjoys the little things you share

(being an okay girlfriend. her standards are so low)

she just needs some love okay please love her

i don’t think she is as crazed as scout is either, mostly because out of everyone, she is usually the one staying after her own hours to clean any spray paints and markers around the base, but she wouldn’t mind your artistic hobbies, and say— if a surprisingly good portrait of herself appears on any walls around 2fort, who is she to erase it?

[queerfortress2]

Trans masc reader x Scout? bringing reader to his family in Boston’s at thanksgiving? Pwetty pwease? 🥺👉👈

(I love both your writing btw!!! ❤️)

RAGHHHH GUESS WHOS BACK BABYYYY. also im. not american. IM TRYING MY BEST WITH THIS. — mod medic

TRANSMASC!READER x SCOUT ; GOING HOME FOR THANKSGIVING

tbh scout himself gives transmasc energy himself WHO SAID THATTT

hes VERY family oriented, i think he would suggest you meet his ma first. what do you mean youre worried because you havent had your top surgery yet and its also the 1960s. MA WAS OKAY WITH THE STONEWALL RIOTS!!!! (probably)

you WILL be helping with the dinner though. he claims all his brothers are lazy and simply dont wanna help (they cant cook for shit) and so here you three are. making thanksgiving dinner together. she is surprisingly welcoming

she probably derails the conversation and shows you his baby photos whenever scout leaves to do something. she shows you him climbing a tree, awww he looks so happy— oh scout currently doesnt look too happy about the photo book album being brought out without him knowing

hes so embarrassed about his stupid baby self. (if you look closely in the earlier photos you might see a familiar face from teufort there hehe)

rerails the conversation into cooking when the turkey is finally cooked. thank god the photo album is being put away he was not ready.

his brothers also go out of their ways to embarrass him, they talk about him talking about YOU over the phone. some of them actually are bastards and recorded the conversation, wanna hear it—

scout made the decision of bringing you home and now he has to suffer the consequences.

#mod medic #tf2 x reader #tf2 scout x reader #scout x reader #there was the attempt #not a good attempt #but an attempt #IM SORRY ANON IM JUST NOT GOOD WITH AMERICAN CONCEPTS LIKE THANKSGIVING LMAO #sobs into own hands

[queerfortress2]

HI TF2 X READER POST LATER OKAY BYE BE READY

#YEAAAHHHHHHHH #not writing #mod medic

[queerfortress2]

GYAWD.....UR TRANSMASC!READER X SNIPER/MEDIC WAS SO WONDERFUL.....

if yew don't mind, id LOVE to see a soldier x a male reader, ANY demographic, any headcanons, I just.....i love the man so bad ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´O⁠`⁠;⁠)💛💛

-✴️

heheh thank ya kindly ✴️ anon, also THANK YOU MORE MASCULINE READERS… i love writing them— mod engie

MALE!READER X SOLDIER

soldier 100% had issues at first. like, he is all about fulfilling the American Dream ™️. Why would he go for anything else? the moment *you* seemed more appealing than a housewife in the suburbs is when he started folding.

you entertained his crazy ideas and diligently followed his word as a commander. what else was he supposed to do? NOT like you? yeah okay. you being one of the only people who took him seriously is what had his heart beating. and he didn’t understand why.

maybe it was an ego thing? he tried to excuse it as that for awhile, but he found it hard to even be angry at you unlike the rest of his ‘soldiers’ (mercenaries). infact, he found himself to be around you much more often, giving a dumb smile as he does it. hes harsher on himself about it, more than you expect.

going to be honest? i think that might be the extent of it. soon enough he just reaches to his limit and gives up the rules. surely someone told him george washington is rumoured to have slept with a man and he immediately got over it.

me and my boyfriend, like the founder of our country intended it

i think hes outwardly affectionate once he gets over it! mostly because, LOOK AT MY SICK BOYFRIEND! hes AMAZING and BETTER THAN YOU

i think despite this he could also still be very bromancy. like. what do you mean making out isn’t normal dude things?? yes it is. im straight with a boyfriend (denial)

please teach him it’s okay to be a little gay guys

#mod engie #tf2 x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #soldier x reader #WE ARE SO BACKED UP WE ARE ON IT WE SWEAR IM SO SORRYYYYYTY — medic #✴️ anon

[queerfortress2]

Medic x reader headcannons????

MINE MINE MINE MINE — mod medic

READER X MEDIC

if you were looking for a extremely romantic and sappy lover, than you are in the WRONG CATEGORY BUDDY, BECAUSE WOOO HES IS NOT.

he does try, really, but in a very unorthodox fashion. like yeah it has a romantic intention when he gave you a beating heart of the enemy soldier saying it’s for you, but you did react quite badly to it.

definitely had to be coached on how to be Normal in a relationship because otherwise he would NOT get it. turns out!! people don’t like organs and guts and murder like he does. it’s just a him thing.

he does delve deeper into your interests but more importantly— your health! dating an ex-doctor has its benefits! he still remember going to medical school and residency so he can still (illegally) perform on you. of course, you deny this advance, assuming you are sane my dear friends, but it’s the thought that counts.

slowly but surely the organs and medication are replaced with flowers and chocolates, it just took awhile to get there. he really is struggling but with a— albeit creepy— smile like that, how could you be mad at him?

his love language is most likely acts of service, which means he does the little things for you. said little things being anaesthesia but details details… you’re doing better off than his subjects teammates, so can you really complain?

and let’s be honest, being a mercenary pays well, you will NOT be going hungry bestie. with this advantage no matter who you are and what your stance is on paying for dinner, he is PAYING FOR DINNER, you cannot take that away from him. good luck trying

i think he uses you as an excuse to get out of things as well. new project coming up in 2fort? that’s too damn bad he actually needs to teach you the complicated anatomy of your central nervous system. it’s a very important thing, engineer! he has to waste.

also heavy hears about you so often he probably knows more about you than you do by the time he finally meets you face to face. i mean the whole shebang, full name, likes, dislikes, little fidgets, that thing you did last week to mess with medic, social security number…/j

he can’t help it, in his eyes you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread! maybe even the greatest thing since hemlock leaves in surgery prep!

…if you even knew what that meant when he said it to you.

all in all, god speed to you medic lovers because you will not get a DAY of rest with this man, he’s either working, causing something extraordinary or reeking havoc in teufort without many precautionary measures. we all saw expiration date. beware and tread carefully you fools (me included).

#mod medic #tf2 x reader #tf2 medic x reader #medic x reader #don’t get caught writing fanfiction by director challenge #(failed)/j

[queerfortress2]

hii yall im currently having a tf2 fixation soo, can i please request platonic friendship hcs for medic and scout? ty hope you guys are having a good day 🩵

oooo, cute, first platonic req :) — mod engie

READER & MEDIC + SCOUT (SEPARATE)

MEDIC

you are forcibly his new rambling partner, i think he calls you to the infirmary, not because youre in trouble or sick (which is what other believe) but because he just wants to talk about a new discovery he's had

he usually tell the engineer about his fun little discoveries, but when he does he has to be professional about it (mostly). with you, he doesn't need to be! he can tell you how it is: usually completely deranged.

if you meet outside the base, god bless your heart. he will sneak you onto 2fort don't doubt him. you will somehow find yourself in that infirmary in one way or another. trust me you will

he also isn't shy to invite you in when the mercs are under. and by under i mean they passed out from the pain of being operated on! he will be half an arm into heavy's chest while talking to you about his day, peak professionalism right there folks.

because he enjoys your company i think you would also have to be friends with heavy, the two are attached at the hip (and lets be real, gay) so if you get to know him, you automatically get to know heavy.

which is great! because now you get to get out with them as well, how fun! ignoring how they're banned from most public places for various reasons. most of which being medics fault (and one of which being: THE DEVILS FAULT). who would've guessed a crazy mad scientist would be banned from most public spaces.

basically, if you cant ride or die with this man, good luck, because my god you might just die instead.

SCOUT

YOU ARE GOING EVERYWHERE WITH HIM

even the gas station. you are going as emotional support. you don't get a choice in the matter you are going with him everywhere.

at this point you might as well be surgically attached at the hip given you’re never seen without you other half

not that he’s unbearably clingy (he is) but also because in a mercenary group, a guy doesn’t have that many friends.

pros though! you have a new bodyguard, he would stick up for you on any occasion! even if he is lacking in the muscle department, he’s got the voice and speed to back it up.

also rambling partner, you guys stay up late talking to eachother loudly till someone complains and tells you to shut up and go to bed. its a daily occurrence of getting wayyyy too into the topic and beginning to get a little too loud. usually spy or medic coming in, terribly tired just trying to get some rest

you have to keep him in line with pauling. like really need to tell him what’s up. because literally otherwise he cannot get his shit together. it’s only a little pathetic to watch.

if your afab he is the type of guy to run to a store to get you pads but he is ALSO the guy to get lost in said aisle and you end up having to send someone else to find him. (ALSO THE IMAGE OF ‘what pussy size’ IS GENERALLY HIM FR — MOD MEDIC)

#mod engie #mod medic #but only as a side note she didn’t write shit/j #also so sorry for said side note #tf2 x reader #tf2 scout x reader #scout x reader #tf2 medic x reader #medic x reader

[queerfortress2]

hello people of queer fortress nation, reqs are currently in drafts, i swear they’re being written but MAN tech week is kicking our asses, so apologises for the delays

#tech week #mod engie #ITS GENUINELY KILLING US #mod medic #not writing

[queerfortress2]

Hope your day is lovely so far 💕 I was wondering if I could request headcanons, perhaps, the Support Class (or just Sniper and Spy) getting into a heated argument with reader? Like, how they handle it, who apologizes first, how it would play out, yk?

I'm such a sucker for tear-jerking angst to cheesey comfort, it isn't even funny. Your writing is so good, love all of it so far! ❤

aww hell im a sucker for that type of stuff too, its just too fun to write — mod engie

GN!READER X SUPPORT CLASSES ; ARGUMENT

MEDIC

i think it’s not as hard to get into an argument with this man, he always wants to be right, it’s kinda hard to disagree without arguing for at least 10 minutes with this man

he’s just that stubborn!

however fights usually end quickly, he’s a lot more logic-based in argument and not so much focused on the emotional aspect of it, so once he can’t find anything else to say, he will simply end the argument, concluding it all fancy-like

One day both you two had gotten into an argument, Medic had been staying in work later and later as the days progressed and as a loving partner you of course got concerned with it! as much as you two argue over stupid little things and get over it, you couldn’t just get brushed off over something like this, so you continued pressing "And who cares? Work is important, more important than you seem to understand, I can’t just quit halfway—" His hands gestured as he spoke, he accent getting thicker as he seemed to stress more on the argument, he wanted to end it quickly, as he usually does. "Aren’t I important too? You can’t keep ignoring it— You’re barely home! I deserve to know a little bit too!" Now that was a decent point, pulling at heart strings but, Medic wasn’t an emotional person. "And so? My work is none of your business! If anything at all— Who are you to question it! You don’t understand any—"

medic wasn’t an emotional person but it was clear he could understand your worry and how emotion seemed to cloud your vision, while he thinks he’s perfectly in the right (which he usually isn’t), he understands you can get hurt. Which is why he silenced himself upon seeing your upset expression, however it’d been too late, you’ve already decided to leave the room.

he just gave you time. if he did come after you immediately it would only rekindle the argument and made it worse— he realises this, and so he only leaves you alone.

depending on where this is, will be how long he waits. if you’re a fellow mercenary he just decides to catch you the next morning, if you’re not, then he will usually give you 10 minutes before searching for you and trying to "apologise".

going to be completely honest, he also just isn't the man to apologise... he would either (depending on the context) tell you you're wrong but he forgives you for it, or shy away from admitting defeat and just comforting you instead, saying he didn't mean whatever harsh words slipped his mouth at the time

medic lovers.. this yo man?

SNIPER

he is a lot calmer about it, and probably gives the best apologies out of the three

he can easily realise if hes wrong and unlike medic, his ego isn't that far inflated to where he can't man up and apologise to you.

fights probably don't last long with him, i would imagine him to be the one who avoids it, and if it does come up, it has to be something hes extremely passionate about for him to seriously argue with you, otherwise its just fun and games, bickering over something stupid.

assuming you were a mercenary, maybe after a battle if you were extremely reckless and he saw through his lovely ol' scope, he would confront you after. not in public of course, but somewhere like your own quarters or his van.

"Now—" He held the bridge of his nose, have you seated in front of him. His free hand on his hip, gripping his side as he tried not to seem to angry with you. "Do you know what coulda happened to ya' out there? Bloody hell— You coulda been blown to pieces!" It was clear you didn't mean to, but he still wanted you to be safe, even with the respawn, it hurt to see you die in so many ways. He didn't want to witness it over at over again. At least you didn't have to see how many spies got him, or how the enemy sniper caught him out of his element. "Cmon! Look at y'self, so what if you were barely scathed, I still had m'self on end! Quit thinkin' about only yourself for once in a damn while!" Now he wasn't quite sure how harsh it looked to you, borderline yelling at you for what you thought was good fun, but once you stubbornly stood up and beelined for the door, he realised he was still a bit in the wrong there. Gently grabbing your arm, his frown softened from one that was of anger to one of pity.

he apologised upfront, he was quick to fix himself, and he only expects the same from you whenever you upset him. its just how healthy relationships go, no matter how cooped up he is, he was still raised right enough to understand what is morally right. hes professional, and professionalism contains being polite don't it?

im a little bias i love myself some sniper

SPY

don't even

like genuinely dont start arguing with this guy i dont think he would even apologise

like you would have to ask for one to get one outta him

mostly because he always thinks hes correct, even its so clear that hes not, he has a reputation to keep! so he more often than not refuses to accept the fact hes incorrect, and stubbornly keeps his opinion

so in the situation where he would argue with you, he would never accept he was in the wrong even if you were bawling at him. ...but he would comfort you, hes not that bad of a partner.

he would ease the conversation away from the argument and focus more on your tears, saying something along the lines of 'oh dont waste your beautiful tears on something like this, mon trésor.' or 'ah.. n'inquiète pas ta jolie petite tête pour ça, mon amour'

honestly hes trying to sway you away from being mad at him, even if he wants to be right, he still is very much your lover and wants to keep it that way. you being mad at him almost makes him feel bad enough to apologise

almost

after each argument i believe he would coax you into getting in bed with him and just relaxing together, sleeping away whatever ails you.

going to be honest i don't know what else to write for spy, he just isn't the type to apologise to you after an argument, hes SOOO stuck up. also my formatting broke three times while writing this so if you see a mistake, no you dont.

#mod engie #tf2 spy x reader #spy x reader #tf2 x reader

[queerfortress2]

me watching the influx of scout asks go through and slowly turning to mod medic

#mod engie #and she loves me i swear #BUT DAMN YALL SCOUT LOVERS ALL CAME AT ONCE #ITS A MOB #(love yall) #not writing

[queerfortress2]

May I request Scout with a reader who finds his awkward attempts at flirting with them endearing?

MOD MEDIC TWO IN A ROW (engie keeps looking at other requests) I LOVE THE IDEA OF TF2 PATHETIC MEN YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND — mod medic <3

GN!READER X SCOUT ; SCOUT CANNOT FLIRT FOR SHIT

• ITS SO SAD MAN

• he tried to lean on a door once talking to you and miss the doorframe entirely, crashing on his side. he played it off by doing push ups but it was so clear he fucked up

• shoutouts to the bucket of chicken instead of flowers. i hope you like chicken! he’s so bad at romance it’s comical.

• i think he would try to impress you by taking you places and then see other guys do better and fold… you do have to tell him that you enjoyed the visit or else he will assume he did WORSE

• my mans got a bad complex im sorry

• it’s okay tho!! he enjoys you laughing! he thinks it makes up for all the mistakes he made in the day, because at least he made you happy while doing it!

• other scenario is that he gets you both ice cream and runs excitedly to you only to drop your cone on the ground. he would look down and then hand you his cone instead. heS SO SORRY BUT LIKE HE CANT HELP BUT BE FAST he forgot he was holding ice cream

• the adhd is real….. (hc completely help)

• if you happen to not be like him and a lot more sophisticated, 1. how did he bag you 2. i think he would try and take you to a library because “you fancy smart” and then get kicked out because he was being FAR too loud.

• at this point you have to set up the days if you don’t want wacky hijinks to occur in a romantic setting.. it’s just not gonna happen if scout plans it

• i think if he really tries to be traditional the only place it doesn’t go wrong is him taking you to his ma. and it’s very fun for you!! she loves you! a little too much. she shows you his baby photos and he’s begging her to stop. but look! little scout with a baseball bat and a missing tooth! he’s so cute!

• (he’s seething and crying)

#mod medic #tf2 scout x reader #scout x reader #HES SO FUNNY #someone get this man some help #like stat

[queerfortress2]

Hiiii

I beg of thee...

Please some Scout x male reader...

Gay panic.. Like "I'M GAY?!" scout

Oblivious like "haha it's just cuz i wanna be him not because i like LIKE him.."

All's Well That Ends Well... (they kiss)

Thank you....

HEYYY i think i CAN DO THAT — mod medic <3

MALE!READER X SCOUT

• okay. let’s be real he would have gay panic i mean he is PEAK toxic masculinity

• “i love you but in like a dude bro way” type of guy

• his crush would SCARE the shit outta him at first, because ??? he’s supposed to like women! it’s the 1960s, being any type of queer doesn’t come across as nicely as you’d think.

• definitely playing it off, he doesn’t avoid you because it would only make him more suspicious. so he simply pretends to just be best buds with you and nothing else

• so 100% uses the excuse that he just wants to be like you even if he wants to BE WITH YOU. he picks up your way of speech and dresses a little more like you if you notice.

• but it isn’t enough!! he doesn’t feel satisfied just being like you. he wants to be with you forever!! even if it’s unrealistic, he’s blinded by his small view of love

• after long enough it would hurt to “just be friends” with you, and he wants to be MORE than just that, but he doesn’t know how to cage which way you swing

• like he definitely asks far too obvious questions about your stance on the LGBTQ situation, he just wants to know if you’d try and berate him for being gay or not, he can never be too sure!

• it’s so obvious to notice after finding out you liked men in some manner he started hitting on you. issue was, he only knew how to hit on women, which was a struggle. like, who wears the pants in this relationship. it was a bold assumption on his end to assume HE was ‘the man’ in this situation. (he is definitely not)

• he is trying his best give him a break

• it would take him too long to ask you out you will have to kickstart it yourself and he’d (after a moment of relief) follow your lead. my boy still has so much to learn though, like if you kiss him this guy will have a moment of cognitive dissonance. toxic masculinity still doesn’t allow him to hold you like he would intimately hold a woman, you gotta give him some time to get used to it

• that internal homophobia goes crazy

• still makes the no homo jokes though even if you’ve been together for years i don’t make the rules it’s canon

#mod medic #tf2 x reader #tf2 scout x reader #scout x reader #HES SO PATHETIC #AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT #i hope you like this anon….

[queerfortress2]

hello, it's the spy anon here again! <3

that was perfect! he's my babygirl through and through idc if he's like 48. there's like barely any scraps of spy content on here so if i could please request another spy x reader headcanons where reader is an artist and tends to stare, or "study", his face (masked or not)? like they love just observing his side profile and memorizing every detail, even just drawing him when they think he's not looking.

u guys r the best!! have an awesome day

IM BAAAACKKKK <3333 HELLO AGAIN!! i would love toooo!! (babygirl = 40+ yr old men anyway) — mod medic <3

ARTIST!READER X SPY

i think he has some appreciation for the arts

like i think he has collect and commission art!! so having a lover who draws him for free would be a dream come true.

i think he wouldnt connect the artist to staring at first, thinking you're generally enamored by him. like. you love me you love to stare at me i know what you are

maybe comments on it every now and then to catch you off guard, its very funny to see your reaction. but to catch him without the mask on? yeah GOOD LUCK.

even the woman he had a CHILD with practically only saw him with a mask

he is rarely seen without it, so at the most i think you would have to use your imagination (and if ever finding out about scout, maybe use him for reference as well)

while sleeping one night, he probably managed to find your sketchbook lying around (or hidden, he'd still find it)

if you’re quick enough you could catch him but odds are he puts it back once he hears you waking up.

WILL bring it up in the morning and try to describe how he looks without the mask

(it looks nothing like him he just wants to look like that)

you are drawing spy propaganda how does it FEEL

overall you now have a number 1 model and you can’t get rid of him. he is.. ruder than most when asking you to draw him but he means well!! he just wants to be your muse,,

I HOPE THIS IS OKAY MY SPY-LOVING ANON!!

#mod medic #tf2 x reader #tf2 spy x reader #spy x reader #i love writing spy but i can never convey him without him being the WORST #BECAUSE HE IS THE WORST #SPY ANON OUR BELOVED

[queerfortress2]

I don't actually have a request, I just wanted to let yall know that your writing is peak! Banger even. 🤌🏻

Good shit, keep it up and take care. Peace. ✌🏻

in the middle of writing reqs but i saw this AND ITS SO SWEET ILY RANDOM ANON 💕 THANK YOUUUUUUU — mod medic (i’ll tell engie too)

#mod medic #not writing #I LOVE YOUUU #RAGHHHH

[queerfortress2]

hello! welcome to the community! :D

can i please request headcanons or a drabble of spy x reader (gender neutral) where reader has a habit of mocking his accent? nothing mean-spirited or malicious, but they just accidentally repeat things back that they thought he said funny or liked the way it sounded.

thank u so much! <3

HEHEH i would do this i wont even lie and then he would get pissy with me — mod medic

GN!READER X SPY; MOCKING ACCENTS

his ego

his poor poor ego

its not fragile (it is)

he wouldn't even notice how thick his accent is until someone else points it out, because its so normal to him. plus! most of his teammates didn't speak much of english anyway. heavy was understandable and "that brute speaks caveman"

spy's word not mine

he would be really into speaking about his day, or perhaps a past story, maybe even just the name of a well known english place

hell i think he would say state names wrong

are kansas

and you just look at him funny and repeat it with a smile "eugh, ma/mon chérie/chéri, must you mock me so..?"

with a little annoyed hand gesture too as he frowns at you

ITS NOT MYYYY FAULT YOU SAY IT WRONG

he would also mock you in good fun, especially if you repeat any french

my guy you will be dragged through dirt mud and snow if you say bonjour with the r

you will never live it down

at the end of the day he (surprisingly/j) still loves you, but in the moment he will forever be our little drama queen

(grown man in his 40s with a kid)

siiiigh.. had to write... [gags] spy/JJJJ (I LOVE HIM TOO) I HOPE THIS IS UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS DEAR ANON!

#tf2 x reader #tf2 spy #tf2 spy x reader #spy x reader #mod medic #GOT ALL THE ASKS CLEARED OUT IM SO HAPPY (it was only three) #and engie wrote one of them for me #help me #SPY ANON OUR BELOVED

[queerfortress2]

Hiii hope ur doing well <3 is it okay if I request male reader cuddle headcanons with demo? If not it's okay just have a wonderful day engi/medic mod!! :]

aye demo :) i love him and hes super underrated! thank you anon for the ask! — mod engie

MALE!READER; CUDDLING WITH DEMOMAN

he is a RADIATOR you don't even understand

hes so warm you are guaranteed to fall asleep in his arms

more keen to cuddle while drunk, but thats mostly because hes tired and just wants to be held for awhile, give him some sweet lovin would ya?

he just wants to lay down on your chest and sleep away either spoon him or just let him lay ontop of you man

while sober i think he would be a lot more awake, so less likely to just lay ontop of you and begin snoring, he'd probably be spooning you then! talking about his day and whatnot, hes quite talkative!

he'd want to hear from you too, brushing his big ol' hands in your hair while you talk about work or something

i dont think he would (out of all the mercs) to care about a boyfriend either, i mean. hes pretty chill

he'd love you like anyone else!

god i love demo can you tell hes amazing

i also think if he was drunk and you were busy hes an impatient fella

"ay' ykn'i'thin'is'tim'fur'bed" "babe what are you talking about"

and suddenly youre picked up and carried towards the nearest plush surface

(usually the couch, sorry)

he probably wont admit it aloud, but fall asleep intoxicated always felt a lot safer when youre around, a lot of people assume he doesnt care for his safety but every now and then when laying down with you, he can just melt away for awhile as you rub circles into the back of his sweater

he never ever wants to let go

I LOVE HIM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM HIS LOVING HUSBAND ITS ME ITS ME

#mod engie #demoman tf2 #tf2 demoman x reader #demoman x reader #tf2 x reader #i have engie on the brain i almost tagged this as all engineer x reader #kill ME