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gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

#you couldnt make suicide squad today because the entire cast would kill jared leto

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An extremely non comprehensive list of my favorite ways Taylor has referred to people in songs:

-Bold waitress down by the lakes (derogatory)

-Some guy (irrelevant)

-Your Roommate (poor)

-Creeps (swifties, derogatory)

-Vipers dressed in empaths clothing (swifties, extremely Derogatory)

-My daddy (Scott but with the implication that he could beat someone up)

-Pretty Baby (about someone who, respectfully, looks like he could perpetually use a shower)

-You Kids (tiktok swifties. She told me)

- Careless man’s careful daughter (a double drag)

-Jack (synth man. Bestie.)

-Something they can’t take away (swifties, positive)

-Your bros (gamers)

-Dickhead guy (frightful Adam)

-The girls back home (inferior losers)

-My cats (cockblockers)

-Owner of organic shoes, solely indie records, and a shrink who might just break HIPPA to confirm that he’ll always be miserable (pretentious douche)

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GRADUATING WOO

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Tom Cruise with Alejandro G. Iñárritu at Mollarco, potentially preparing their upcoming film together!

#insane behavior out of him. arent u supposed to be snug as a bug in ur sweater ? whats going on here #mapother tag #u know what. new tag for the paparazzi pics #cryptid cruise #<- hehe

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SORRY, HE DIDN'T POST HIS OWN HOLE? HE PLAGIARISED DICK, BALLS AND HOLE????

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look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

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taylor drops a new album and maverick tg kinnies are applying songs to our stupid guy

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#top gun

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

#ok pwease?

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thank you doraemon <333

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#the SWEATERRRRRRR #mapother tag #sorry user cherrycruise for always being in ur notes being a whore

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Henry Cavill as Gus March-Phillips THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE (2024) Dir: Guy Ritchie

#this movie is insane and i adore it #genuinely a hit #also henry looks. so yumy #The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

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the fact tom ryder and tom cruise exist in the same universe is horrifying to me. but imagine if tom ryder woke up in prison one day and tom cruise just beat the shit out of him

#the fall guy #the fall guy spoilers #tom cruise #tom ryder #alternate end credit scene where tom cruise just mollywhops him

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his armsss!

#BARKING #mapother tag