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I fuck like an animal Vs I fuck an animal

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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The fun thing about living in a country with such a small population is that you could potentially spiders georg your way into making national statistics. Like if I got myself a prosthesis dick made out of a helicopter blade, that's going to make Finland's statistical rate of People With Helicopter Blade Dicks one in 5,6 million, and probably end up on every single "most helicopter dicks per capita" top ten list for the next 25 years until someone somewhere else tops that.

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I don't fear the idea of death. I fear the idea of everything going black forever.

I am very racist.

#Should I become a Christian? #Why can't it all go white #Should I change my beliefs?

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To those of you who suggested schools. I am no longer allowed within 200 metres of those so thanks a lot.

To all of you suggesting I should consume a child, where would I even find one??

#They think I am a pedophile #I am not a pedophile #yet

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To all of you suggesting I should consume a child, where would I even find one??

#They're hard to find #They probably cost alot and I am not rich #Maybe I could get one secondhand #I could make my own

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Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like "hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*" while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.

Which isn't to say that I don't like it. But I definitely find myself going "maybe I shouldn't reblog this because I've already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don't want to look like I don't have a life," I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.

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You know how some shoe polish is carcinogenic. What if you cover your sword in it and just have a blade with the cancer debuff.

#Excancibur #Cancer Cutter #Tis but a scratch. No its Cancer.

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oh no i've had a Thought

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Cancer Detection be like. Cutting edge physics, biochemistry and millions of pounds of equipment went into this detailed scan of the entire body with detailed algorithms to check for tumours.

Also Cancer Detection. Dog go sniff sniff.

#Cancer #Dogs are cool #Dog 1 Modern Science 0 #The dogs dont even know what they are doing

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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new contender for best community note of all time

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Swiss Cheese

I bought some cheap Swiss Cheese and Holy shit was it wholly disappointing.

#cheese #I hate that I made this #Life is a pit #Switzerland #I am now an enemy of Switzerland #They did not like this #My Saviour Cheesus Christ

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THIS IS IMPORTANT

Are you new or old book cover pretty

#Booksexual #Judge a book by its cover #I am LGBookTQ+

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Welcome to my Tumblr Have a look around~

Lots of friends to talk to any time your feeling down.

We've got mountains of content, some cringe and some not.

Just reblog something first so we don't think you're a bot.