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My science teacher writes a joke on this board every week, they are so bad that they are funny and I love it

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Fire tornado soap bubble

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Body Scan Gif

What your body looks like, top to bottom

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

#and “with all due respect” #(which is none)

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I fucking love these videos

#not the frito lays

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no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

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On Transgender Day of Remembrance, we mourn those lost to anti-trans violence, celebrate trans lives, and recommit to making the world safer and more just for trans people.

#trans day of remembrance #transgender day of remembrance #important #protect trans lives #protect trans kids

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My body when it finds unwelcomed germs: "Guards, sneeze them!"

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made myself some mad science-themed pins for funsies !!

#YES! #would put these on my lab coat #for sure

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The inspiration:

The designs:

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

#oh this is sick

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UNfriendly reminder that you can KILL

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Take one!

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i consult the bugs in my stomach before i do anything

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i love it when mathematicians use the word "invoke" to basically mean "use". like yes i am a wizard (mathematician) invoking powerful chain lightning spells (using fermat's little theorem) to cut down all who stand in my way (get rid of annoying exponents)

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All mad scientists from all pieces of media are just little guys!

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When u breathe in her spores and feel the psychotropic effects as her mycelium begins to grow into your brain 🥴🥴🥴🫠

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I don't know if it's just me but putting a tilde after any text makes me read it in a flirty seductive voice. There's a hull breach on level seven and our oxygen levels are critical~