the problem with having an evil mastermind manipulator oc is that i am not particularly good at being any of those things
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Commission for @rainydaygt of Alistair and Fox! Had such a blast drawing these two cuties \o/
+close up cuz tumblr loves to much on pngs like granola
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The tiny nervously crept to the edge of the kitchen cabinet. They were wide in the open, but the human hadn’t even seen them yet.
“Excu- Excuse me!”
Giant eyes fell down to them.
“Oh my god,” the giant said, leaning down so their huge face filled the tiny’s vision, “What are you?”
“I’m a tiny person. I live in your walls, and I borrow supplies,” the tiny said nervously. “I cook dinner over a little candle, behind one of the walls in the attic.”
“That’s amazing,” the giant said breathlessly, “Why are you telling me all of this?”
“Cause the candle got knocked over while frying some rat and the flame fucking caught the wall insulation, and that shit is spreading fast, man.”
“………what.”
“Your attic is on fire, dude. Like, crazy bad.”
“…”
“We should probably run.”
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Day 27 of befriending the borrowers in my house. I might regret giving them free rein of the kitchen.
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Real pictures of me, searching for enlightenment in the accident tomes
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“What Would You Do?”
“Hey- can I ask you something?”
“Yeah”
“I mean, hypothetically speaking- what if… what would you do if you met- a giant?”
“Why- I’d give it a piece of my mind- let it swallow me up… and I’d tear it apart from the inside! …What would you do?”
“I- well, isn’t shooting the thing simply enough?”
“Maybe if you had an artillery shell…”
(What would you do?)
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his ass is NOT writing
really tho someone stuff me in a jar with some paper scraps and maybe some kind of encouragement, don’t let me out until I’ve written something because I cannot get myself to focus for more than a minute
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Stargazer’s paw and Sam art doll art refs part 3
If you have any handheld requests lmk I’d love to hear them :3
If you use any of these ref pics please tag me!! :3
Bonus: for @entomolog-t the birder grip
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