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I KEEP MAKING JOKES ABOUT BEING FUCKING GAY.
So one of my Relatives is moving into a trailer park and I’m on the other side of her new trailer and I keep saying shit like “Hey I have been hiding in this thing since 4th grade”
“So if laughing jack comes out of the closet a lot when he kills his victims does that mean every time he does he is announcing he’s gay?”
“Wait if I’m bi then does that mean I have really only been in the closet half way, so they only saw half of me and not the other?”
I have to fucking stop
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MY FUCKING BROTHER
He and his girlfriend were just laying in bed and he just goes to her like “Hey do you want my extra chromosone?”
ALEX THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU SAY TO A GIRL!
He told me at breakfast.
I responded “THIS SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD FIND ON TUMBLR”
They started laughing.
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Holy FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS!! IM IN DRIVERS TRAINING AND IM WHEN I WAS ALMOST FINISH WITH MY HOUR OF DRIVERING...MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR WAS ALL LIKE “HEY GUYS! ARE YOU GUYS HUNGRY? LET’S GO TO MCDONDAL’s” WE WRE ALL LIKE “Ya! SURE!” WE WERE LIKE 5 FUCKING MINTUES LATE CAUSE WE DECIDED TO GET FUCKING MCDONDALS. I LOVE DRIVERING
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No thanks Facebook. I’m not gonna go down that train.
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My boyfriend and I were downtown and he saw fresh sunflowers, which is his best friend’s favorite flower, and he not only bought one for him but had me drive him to his best friends house so he could surprise him with it and I just think this is the type of male friendship that should be normalized
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I felt like my art style was getting stagnant so i drew a bunch a ol cartoons! paRT 1
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I find it kinda funny but I find it kinda sad
that even the whole world doesn’t see what you have.
You find no way out of the maze in this world. Only sorrow and pain is felt now.
Happiness is gone, it was gone for a while you were being taken over.
No one listens as you cry.
You have been buried 6ft under ground.
With no one around you to save you.
Will you take this chance to break from the skeleton you lie?
Where cobwebs lie.
There is more than one person buried alive.
You try ever so hard to break out.
No one notices. Everyone is so lost.
“Can you break from this grave? “
I know you can so why sit here letting it all consume.
Even if this pain ties to tempt you to stay.
Sometimes those “Safe thoughts” are what’s keeping you down in the ground for days.
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Wtf...happen to this nugget..
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I think we have all been here before..
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I will never look at pizza the same..it looks like each slice is screaming..
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You little shit…
if you can identify all the pictures on the side there i love you 
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