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I envy future me for the fact that she has already seen Bridgerton season 3

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Getting bridgerton S3 is like a unreachable dream at this point. I thought we'd have something by now..anything.. but seems like I was wrong. We are in august for fuck's sake..

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me in 2022: yeah, Bridgerton S3 will be released in May 2023

me in August 2023: 🤡

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Marcus Anderson: Penelope Featherington?

Penelope: Oh! Marcus! What a surprise!

Colin: Do you know each other?

Penelope: He is my childhood friend.

Colin: *laughs in disbelief* No, Penelope. I AM your childhood friend.

Penelope: *frowns* No, Marcus and I spent a lot of time together in Ireland.

Colin: What?

Penelope: What are you doing in London?

Marcus: I am actually looking for a wife. My parents think it is time to start a family.

Penelope: What a coincidence! I am also looking for a husband this season.

Marcus: *smirks* Very well.

Colin: *starts sweating*

#Olay I laughed #bridgerton #polin

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THIS--

This right here is WiLd, because like "I will always look after you, Penelope" is so in line with this character...Protector.. "savior complex" to feel useful, Colin Bridgerton.

But to say this, and nothing has happened romantically with them yet..Nothing for him indicates that he sees Penelope as anything more than a friend, but he is going on and making this statement as if saying these words to anyone you plan on remaining platonic with is a totally normal feeling and as if he could go on to watch her marry someone else in turn changing their entire dynamic....

Colin, you beautiful fool.

#he’s clueless your honor #polin #bridgerton

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I get why people are talking about the whole submarine titanic thing.

It's awful.

But I'm here to address a different boat related tragedy.

One that absolutely breaks my heart.

Where a boat of migrants sank off the coast of Greece.

This boat had 300 Pakistanis and more than 500 Syrians.

The boat was carrying migrants from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria and Egypt who were fleeing their countries dire economic conditions.

And we're trying to reach relatives in Europe.

What happened with the submarine is a terrible thing.

I just wish this story got the same coverage.

One is about billionaires the other about people escaping economic disasters.

Both about people losing their lives.

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While every force available in the world is searching for the 5 people in the oceangate submersible, a boat filled with mostly Syrian and Pakistani refugees sank under still “unknown” circumstances off the coast of Peloponnisos, Greece (with the coast guard present). More than 600 people drowned but guess which of the two is making headlines

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✨Truly In her reputation era✨

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Me looking at the 4 pics of Bridgerton Season 3:

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DECEMBER 14????????

#14 DE DICIEMBRE?! #bridgerton #polin

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our first look at season 3!!

#finally some food #polin #bridgerton

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I need to know what they said to each other in the fucking letters.

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Colin: “I will always look after you, Penelope. You are special to me."

Also Colin: "I would never dream of courting Penelope Featherington"

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#the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes

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Cinderella “plot holes” I am tired of hearing about

“Why didn’t her step family recognize her?” Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldn’t get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadn’t looked at her in years.

“Looking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!” See above.

“Was he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?” Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyer’s measurements, including shoes. It’s why poor people only had one pair. It’s a lot smarter when you consider that they would’ve fit her like a glove.

“You can’t run down stairs in heels!” I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally women’s shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So it’s debatable.

“Glass shoes don’t make any sense!” Okay first of all, it’s called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, they’re gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.

“She just went to the ball to find a man!” I know this isn’t a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella would’ve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadn’t remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.

#THIS #thank you

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what a truly horrific thing to say

#the hunger games

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Gale worrying about Finnick and Katniss liking eachother- meanwhile the two of them have people on stand by to sedate them and are just aggressively knotting their shared therapy rope while they talk about Peeta and Annie in between naps

#finnick odair #katniss everdeen #the hunger games