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Omega hugging the Batch
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Bonus:
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For @smw-on-kamino 💗
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rendomski · 1 day
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Pairing: Crosshair/Hunter Rating: Explicit Word count: 19,500 Tags: Sex Pollen, Pre-Order 66, Marathon Sex, First Time, Kink Discovery, Miscommunication
On a routine mission during the Clone Wars, Crosshair gets hit with a dose of sex pollen. Hunter, all too aware that this might be his only chance to be with the man he’s been pining after for years, oh-so-generously volunteers to lend a helpful hand.
Glowering, Crosshair tugged at the collar of his blacks. He looked to be fighting off a fever, the flush spreading down his neck and his temples drenched in sweat. His hands were balled into tight, trembling fists at his sides, as if he were just barely holding them back. Truthfully, Hunter could relate: The thick scent of arousal emanating from Crosshair was strong enough to make him dizzy. But Crosshair appeared uncharacteristically nervous as they stood across from each other, neither willing to make the first move. “Crosshair,” Hunter said hesitantly, “if you’d rather have one of the others help you, just say the word.” He ignored the curl of misery that lanced through his gut at the thought and added, “Or if you need me to find someone else—” “Shut up,” Crosshair said, his jaw tense. “This is…adequate.”
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rendomski · 1 day
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WIP Wednesday (of sorts)
That Feeling, when you have a large fic in progress, which gets larger as the new ideas keep coming up. And about ten ideas for smaller fics, ranging from kid!fics to pure smut…
…and as you're sitting, relaxed and comfortable, some sith’s spawn whispers in your ear, “How often do you think about the Roman Empire Wrecker's boobs?”
No, please, not one more… I have an idea.
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rendomski · 1 day
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Crosshair, glaring at Hunter: Here comes our slutty brother, intent on fucking half of the GAR.
Tech: Why, what's wrong with the other half?
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rendomski · 2 days
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Last Line Challenge
Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many you like).
Got tagged by @morethansky 🖐🏼
I will be laconic for a change 😃
Hunter is so fucked up.
No pressure tag: @valkeakuulas, @inkyclone99 , @eriexplosion and whoever is willing to join!
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rendomski · 5 days
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Do you think clone medics were trained with cadavers? And if so, where they their dead brothers?
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rendomski · 6 days
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 I am very interested in the story they’re going to end up telling with this series, whether I end up liking it or not. But in the meantime, I am all about indulging my foolish hopes for happy family shenanigans. 
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rendomski · 6 days
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Crosshair's 10 Most Impressive Shots in "Star Wars: The Bad Batch"
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We're now officially three weeks removed from the series finale, so I thought it'd be a fun time to look back at our favorite sniper and review some of his most impressive shots.
Note, I'll be ranking items from "The Bad Batch" TV show only, so there won't be any entries from "The Clone Wars" S7.
I did get a lot of input from folks here and on Twitter, and a lot of folks ended up saying the same ones. I put them on here along with a few of my own.
As for how I determined the order, I judged based on a combination of: the distance of the shot, the size of the target, the speed of the target (if applicable), other external factors like light conditions and weather, and "internal" factors like Crosshair's physical and mental state.
You're free to disagree with which ones I picked and how I ordered them. It's all subjective.
Also, I don't proclaim to be an expert in marksmanship nor am I a military sniper. But, I do have a general baseline for how difficult Crosshair's shots would be IRL. I used to go shooting with my dad a lot at both indoor and outdoor ranges, and I was pretty decent at both pistol- and rifle-shooting. So, that's what I'm using to judge Crosshair's shots.
With that out of the way, let's dive in with #10. (BTW, I'll try to include YT links or photos where I can.)
10. Killing Lt. Nolan in 2.12 "The Outpost"
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I probably wouldn't have put this one on the list for myself, but I had multiple people suggest it should make the cut.
While this shot is very important narratively, it's not very impressive from a purely technical perspective.
I mean, hitting a relatively stationary human-sized target from a few meters away... It's definitely not the most impressive shot on Crosshair's resume.
However, I did feel it was worth adding to the list for the simple fact that Crosshair is physically exhausted and mentally broken in this scene. He basically uses the last of his strength to kill Lt. Nolan, because he immediately collapses right afterward.
Also, Crosshair might be right-handed, but he's pretty good at shooting his pistol leftie. We don't really see the shot hit Nolan, but if you zoom in after his body hits the ground, you can see that Crosshair shot him straight through the heart. He wasn't leaving that bastard alive after everything he and Mayday went through.
9. Lunch tray ricochet in 1.01 "Aftermath"
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Even though this isn't a shot in the traditional sense -- considering there aren't any firearms involved -- I had to put this on the list for two reasons.
One, I had multiple people suggest it; and two, because I've seen this scene dozens of times and only recently found out that Crosshair actually hits two clones with his lunch tray.
He initially throws it at the clone Tech was fighting, presumably knocking him down. But then it ricochets so hard that it basically clotheslines another clone who's just standing there, minding his own business. Dude was hit so hard, he was like floating in midair for a split second.
Also, this plays into my headcanon that Crosshair would be excellent at any sports that require excellent aim and coordination. If he was on a basketball team, he'd be a three-point specialist for sure!!
8. Plan 55 ricochet in 3.12 "Juggernaut"
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This is the closest thing we get to a trickshot in S3, so I had to include it on the list.
Here, we see Crosshair's quick-thinking and perfect aim take out several troopers at once by purposely ricocheting his shot off the magnetically sealed doors.
As we know from A New Hope, magnetically sealed doors/surfaces are no joke. You really have to know what you're doing or someone's gonna get hurt. Thankfully, Crosshair is a freakin' pro at this!
It honestly reminds me of all those crazy pool shots where you have to plan out four or five bounces/angles ahead to get the angle you really want.
7. Downing a spaceship on Ryloth in 1.11 "Devil's Deal"
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NOTE: This is the only clip I couldn't readily find on YT. So I included the clip of Crosshair killing Orn Free Taa from the same episode to maintain symmetry in this Top 10 list.
Don't let the clip fool you. The shot I'm actually talking about takes place before this, when Crosshair -- from like 300 meters away, mind you -- takes down a fast-moving ship by shooting one of the engines.
Look, I love S3 Crosshair with all my heart, but his shooting abilities were severely diminished after his time on Tantiss. When I was doing my S1 rewatch and got to this scene in 1.11, I was like "Oh yeah, I forgot Crosshair used to be able pull off crazy shit like this."
It's actually sad how many of his made shots in 1.11 are like an inverse of his missed shots in 3.11. Here, Crosshair easily shoots a tracker onto Hera & company's ship, and later shoots the engine with no problem, despite the speed and distance.
In 3.11, though, he misses CX-2's ship and fails to track Omega back to Tantiss. :(
6. Shooting Wrecker's knife in 1.01 "Aftermath"
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Now we're getting into the really impressive shit! Most of these remaining entries have Crosshair shooting small targets and/or fast-moving ones.
In this instance, it's both. Wrecker throws the knife like this is skeet-shooting or something, and Crosshair just very casually shoots it into a droid.
Have you ever seen someone who was so good at their job/hobby that they make it look effortless? Like they're not even trying. This happens to me sometimes when I watch the Olympics. I'm like, "That's not so hard. I could probably do that." And then I try it for like half a second, and I'm like, "Oh no, those people are insane."
That's how good S1-2 Crosshair is. He makes shooting a fast-moving knife look effortless.
5. His four-kill trickshot in 1.15 "Return to Kamino"
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These next three are all no-brainer entries. I think the biggest question will be why I went with the order I did.
Here, we have Crosshair displaying two very important elements of marksmanship/sniping: patience and careful aim.
Crosshair evidently set up at least four mirrors (I counted the ricochets in the shot) well in advance in the exact spots he needed to take down his Imperial squad, if need be. That's some serious foresight and preparation -- to know exactly where everyone would be standing, and have all the mirrors ready to go ahead of time.
He must've set them up even before he brought Hunter into the training room, or Hunter would've seen them and probably signaled the other guys.
He's also hitting a target that seems to be somewhere between the size of a golf ball and baseball from like 10-20 meters. And with his sidearm.
I know everyone loves the hallway mirror ricochet to kill the squadron of battle droids in TCW Season 7, but it didn't qualify. But, honestly, I think this one is more impressive anyway. He hit the first 1.15 mirror from farther away than he does in TCW S7, and he's using his pistol in 1.15 rather than his rifle and scope.
Talk about accuracy!
4. Sniping the tank in 2.03 "The Solitary Clone"
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Oh man! I think we all love this one, right? It's just one of my favorite sequences in the entire show -- the framing, the colors, the effects of the dirt flying up behind him. Even though my dad doesn't watch animated Star Wars, I want to show him this episode because I feel like he'd love this sequence. (I'll report back on his reaction in a day or two.)
I love how Crosshair baits the droids to get the exact angle he needs, and the dude clearly has nerves of steel for staring down the barrel of a tank without flinching. I wonder how many times he's done it, considering he seemed to know exactly how to beat them. I'm guessing at least a dozen.
This is another example of "expert making their expertise look effortless," when in reality, we'd all shit ourselves if we attempted to do the same.
Honestly, sometimes I wish we could've had this version of Crosshair face off against Hemlock in 3.15 -- the dude who stared down the barrel of a tank and didn't flinch at the most literal version of "kill or be killed."
3. Stairwell trickshot in 2.03 "The Solitary Clone"
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While I love the tank sequence more for the aesthetics, I think I have to rank the 2.03 stairwell trickshot above it.
That's partly because Crosshair's still physically and mentally recovering from nearly getting choked to death. But, it's also partly because -- just like with Wrecker's knife -- Crosshair is shooting a target that someone else is throwing.
That means he has to adjust to whatever trajectory and speed they throw it at and compensate accordingly, which can understandably be very hard to do in a split-second.
And, in this situation, Crosshair can't even see the puck directly. He's looking at it through at least one or two layers of reflective mirrors. Dude's reaction time is insane!
He also manages to take down at least four or five droids with a single shot, including the tactical droid, which is several meters up the stairwell and into the next room.
I'm not sure if the clones learned any advanced mathematics during their training on Kamino. But if they did, I think Crosshair would've loved geometry and maybe trigonometry too! He would also absolutely kill in pool. I wanna see him go to the SW equivalent of a pool hall, and show Omega that he can hustle people too! He just needed to find a game that would better suit his strengths. LOL
Anyway, as insane as this shot is, Crosshair has two more on his resume that are even more impressive:
2. Saving Omega & AZI in 1.16 "Kamino Lost"
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This is one of three entries on this list that *no one* mentioned when I asked for suggestions, but I had to include it. That's because it is -- without a doubt -- the most bafflingly impressive shot Crosshair makes in the entire show.
I have watched this scene dozens of times, and I still have no idea how he knows where Omega and AZI are.
Initially, I thought -- as others did -- that he's using an infrared scope to see their body heat in the water. But, that doesn't appear to be the case.
The only times I can recall Crosshair activating an infrared capability is when he has his rangefinder, which is attached to his helmet. As we see in episodes like 1.01 "Aftermath" and in 3.07 "Extraction," he specifically has to put the rangefinder down in front of his eye to use the infrared option.
No, his scope is just that -- a regular scope. The infrared capability is only attached to his helmet's rangefinder, which he doesn't have in this scene.
I have no idea how exactly Crosshair is using just a regular-ass scope to find Omega and AZI in the dark ocean. The point of a scope is to see better, and I don't know what he might see besides more darkness. AZI's eyes aren't active and, even if Crosshair spots Omega's flashlight, Omega dropped it when she went after AZI, so it's not exactly on her.
I'm willing to believe that Crosshair has better eyesight than the average human in the Star Wars universe or IRL, but his eyesight must be insane if he can see them in the water, even with a scope.
But, whether it's eyesight, some other enhanced sense or just plain luck, somehow Crosshair is able to tell where in the vast, dark ocean they are. And not just the angle but the depth too!
It's really hard to tell how far down they are, but I'd guess 20 meters at least. And if he is able to see them somehow, he might have to adjust the shot for refraction in the water too.
Plus, unlike the other entries on this list, Crosshair isn't shooting a blaster bolt. He's shooting a cable, meaning he'd have to adjust his shot to accommodate its weight and trajectory once it hits the water. Additionally, with how Omega and AZI are situated, he needs to have the cable hit and latch onto AZI, without hitting Omega in the process, and get the exact angle needed to drag both of them to the surface.
Like I said: I have absolutely no idea how he made this shot. It's definitely the most impressive one he makes in the entire show based solely on external technical factors.
But of course, there is a parallel shot he makes later in the series that's more impressive on every level imaginable...
1. Freeing Omega in 3.15 "The Cavalry Has Arrived"
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I will never shut up about this scene. It's been living in my head rent-free for three weeks already, and will continue to for several months.
This is undoubtedly the most important shot in Crosshair's life: the shot to save his kid and free his family from Hemlock once and for all.
And everything is working against him: It's dark. It's raining. Omega and Hemlock are like ~40 meters away. The target is the binders between their hands, which is like 3-5 centimeters wide, and won't exactly be stationary. Oh, he's using CX-2's stolen blaster, which doesn't even have a scope on it!!!
We the audience get a POV of what Crosshair sees from over his shoulder, and I can barely see Omega's face, let alone her hands!! I've said in the previous entry that Crosshair's eyesight has to be better than the average person's because, holy hell, how can he see that?!?
And, even worse, Crosshair is physically and mentally spent. He had to return to his own personal hell -- the place where he was tortured and traumatized for months -- and then he got beaten in a fight and had his dominant hand chopped off.
He and Hunter are running on pure adrenaline at this point. They are absolutely hellbent on getting their kid back, even if they die or collapse in the process. They were practically hobbling out of the CX lab together, and when they crouch down on the bridge, Crosshair has to steady himself against Hunter because he doesn't have his other hand.
And, as the final cherry on top of this proverbially shitty sundae, Crosshair absolutely terrified of missing.
A few episodes ago, the guy couldn't hit stationary fruit from like ~15 meters away with a scope in daylight and in a controlled environment. He even tells Omega: "Close doesn't count. It's either a hit or a miss." Because in a high-stakes situation like this, missing your shot could mean death for you or someone else.
Crosshair already feels like he failed Omega because he missed the shot on Pabu. And now, he has to make an even tougher one with every disadvantage stacked against him and her life literally in his hand.
I don't blame the guy for doubting himself.
Thankfully, Hunter and Omega have complete faith in him, and despite everything he's been through in S3, he has faith in himself.
And so, in the shot to end all shots in "The Bad Batch," Crosshair hits his target and frees Omega.
He and Hunter then subsequently turn Hemlock into Swiss cheese before Omega gives Crosshair a much-needed hug, causing me to cry for the 100th time.
I'll admit: as much as I would've loved to see another Crosshair mirror trickshot or some other crazy ricochet in the finale (or just S3 in general), this scene is basically perfect.
It also makes for a nice little parallel to the S1 finale, where he saved Omega's life after she saved his. Here, as he says himself, he goes back to Tantiss to free her because she freed him first.
As someone said on Twitter when I asked for ideas about this list:
"(Crosshair) put his whole heart and soul in this shot, and he didn't miss. He couldn't afford to."
Like I said: this was the shot that freed Omega, Crosshair and their entire family from Hemlock forever. So, I think by default, it had to be No. 1 on this list.
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Anyway, thanks for reading! It'd be fun to put together another TBB list like this. I guess I'll have to pick a subject first, though, because I don't have any ideas. If you have any, send them my way!
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...The cadets learn that a salt packet is a component of the standard survival kit around their fourth year. But only when Hunter got offworld and took part in preparing the actual food, from meat and other components, not from the rations, did he discover the concept of adding salt to the food. And that there are not strict rules about how much salt you need to add. Moreover, even identical regs may prefer different amounts of salt in their cooked food.
Hunter pocketed some salt on that trip and later used it to prank his brothers. Slipping behind their backs, he was pouring random amounts of salt into someone's meal and then just sat, feigning innocence, while they were bickering about whether the food tasted weird today. When Hunter confessed his crimes eventually, Wrecker caught him in a headlock, and Crosshair kicked him hard. Tech confiscated the remaining pinch of salt, greyish with dirt by this point. Now it was Tech's turn to bother them for several days by adding salt to various foods in the mess hall and insisting on sharing their experience of how the taste of the food differed. And why was the balance of sodium ions supposed to have such an effect on the sensitivity of specialised taste buds, and so on…
Shameless self-citation; but I really like this passage 😉
The Baby Batch: Salty Taste Test
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@zaya-mo @the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond @ladykatakuri @marierg @thecoffeelorian @salubriousbean
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rendomski · 7 days
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bonus:
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He records everything. It’s his hobby. 
a short comic about omega missing tech
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CLONE TROOPER LORE OF THE DAY: JAKELIAN KNIFE-DANCE
SOURCES: THE COMPLETE STAR WARS ENCYCLOPEDIA, STAR WARS: THE ESSENTIAL GUIDE TO WARFARE, STAR WARS: THE CESTUS DECEPTION
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rendomski · 8 days
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Sometimes he would use his hoarse voice whisper Rex’s name repeatedly, like praying to a god who he finally could reach.
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rendomski · 9 days
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WIP Wednesday!
Well, after that famous screenshot, I should definitely mark my story as an AU 🤣:
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Nevertheless, I keep on working on it; just got sidetracked to write some smut. The breaks are dangerous stuff in the writing business, got a few ideas to add to the plot, which doesn't make concluding the story easier 😃.
Also, would love to write a couple of side stories to it—in case I manage to finish the main fic this year 🙄.
What you need and what you want
Before the trials and tribulations of season three, and two, and even one, back in the peaceful days of the innocent life of our sweet blorbos…
Alright, whom am I kidding? Peace was never an option for them; the life on Kamino was all but innocent, and they have always been little shits, except Wrecker, of course. But sweet little shits nonetheless.
So, I am stitching the bits and pieces I’ve written into a more or less coherent story. Cadet!Bad Batch, intersex Hunter (but the story is not entirely erotic-centred), slow-burn Hunter/Tech with the undercurrent of Hunter/Crosshair (for now).
I would be ecstatic for all the kudos and comments from those not scared away by the author’s notes and all the warnings (please read).
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rendomski · 9 days
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HC: Tech leaves socks on the floor around his bunk. And he's adamant that there is a perfectly logical system to their seemingly messy arrangement.
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rendomski · 9 days
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Trying to get into drawing digitally by redrawing an image from @draw-the-squad-like-this
Ref. image under the cut:
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rendomski · 9 days
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😭 your face, my love 😭😭
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miss you.
i hate that you're gone, but maybe that's because i have regrets.
i regret not saying goodbye to you.
i regret not trying harder.
i regret failing to tell you that i love you.
such simple things, yet i failed to do each of them.
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rendomski · 12 days
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AU where Crosshair doesn’t receive Order 66 because they finished the battle half an hour earlier. And when the order is translated Hunter is happily railing him against the nearby tree, both helms off.
There’s a moment when Crosshair blinks and says half-heartedly “Good soldiers follow orders?..” But Hunter growls to him, “Yeah, Cross, so good for me…”, and the weird feeling gets fucked out of Crosshair’s ears completely.
Another thing about "Aftermath" that I'm highly fixated on is that when the Batch get to Kaller, before Order 66 gets called, they're fighting the battle droids and at one point Hunter gives Crosshair an order and Crosshair over in his sniper's perch, gives a genuinely enthusiastic "Sir, yes sir!" with a slight purr. Man wants to be topped by his sergeant so bad
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