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Stop equipping every character with therapy speak and instead consider placing them somewhere on this chart

#Marin is distinctly Lower Right #And Sunita distinctly Upper Right

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YOU'RE A LEECH AND A SNAKE

YOU'RE THE DIRT TO MY NAME

I'M THE DIRT IN YOUR GRAVE

#YESYESYESYESYES #OOOOUGH THE BLOOD LOOKS SO GOOD #YESSSSSS

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the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER

me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom

#I have never encountered a bat that wasn't like #specifically for educational purposes #and GOD I hope to never have to encounter one otherwise

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Season 2 Auditions

🌟 Casting Call Alert! 🌟

🎭 We're excited to announce auditions exclusively for queer actors and voice artists for our fiction podcast project, "Slowly Unspooling." Step into a world of mystery, horror, and psychological turmoil as you bring to life captivating characters in a gripping narrative.

Roles include:

Dane (he/him)

Amelia (she/her)

Ryan (any pronouns)

f you identify as queer and have a passion for storytelling, we invite you to audition! The deadline for auditions is June 1, 2024.

To learn more about the project, character descriptions, and audition details, visit here!

Don't miss this opportunity to be part of something thrilling! 🎬✨

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save me hot shower

#RAZ I'M SHAKING YOUR HAND IN BOILED LOBSTER SOLIDARITY

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a head empty thought that spiraled ;;

#i gotta read dungeon meshi

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#I went with the depends #because I usually shower after work and not on weekends unless I SWEAT #but without work it's just every other day-ish

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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Stray cats 🐈

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

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AAAAND here's April!

I love my goddess ocs in love with each other

#time reblog #rattles this infront of you like a ring of keys #observe them....

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Magnemite gijinka! Its name is Ollie