type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
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Sarkozy on te voit
je savais pas qu'on avait le droit de sortir du territoire français quand on avait un bracelet électronique mais apparemment ça empêche pas d'aller voir un match en allemagne
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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At this point I refuse to believe this isn’t on purpose.
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watching a horror film and saying “us” whenever the slasher brutally murders someone
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I just want to be over with this sorrowful thing once and for all I hate this I hate that I can't move on
Love's really something that can fuck you up right
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outcast of the village
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Retourne à ton ancien boulot
Mission status: accomplished 😌
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Te crever
Mission status: accomplished 😌
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hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails
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Love's really something that can fuck you up right
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returning to the void
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