who’s your favorite character?
I WILL DIE ON THE ROCK THAT IS SPIDEYTORCH IS THE KIND OF BESTFRIENDS THAT ARE SUPPER CLOSE AND TOUCHY THAT HUGGING, HAND HOLDING AND KISSING IS NORMAL FOR THEM! MEANING THAT THEY AS YEARS GO BY THEY UNKNOWINGLY AND GRADUALLY MOVE TO COUPLE STATUS AND BOTH ARE CLUELESS ABOUT IT CUZ THIS IS THEIR NORM.
My heart, oh goodness, thank you so much dear!! You have no idea how much I appreciate this 💕 So much love being sent your way darling! Thank you 💕
Sam: Tony, you have got to do something about the Avenger Tower living conditions.
Tony: excuse me?
Bucky: yeah! Today we saw a huge ass spider on the ceiling. It like the size of a small child! You won’t believe how hard it was to kill.
Tony: *having a heart attack* YOU KILLED HIM!?!?!
Bucky: yeah, we kind of had to, it was super creepy, hanging out on the ceiling and shit. Just starring at us!
Sam: what, was that thing some sort of pet or something?
Tony: *passes out*
Peter: *walks in* what happened to Mr. Stark?
Sam: no clue. We just told him about a big spider we found and….
Peter: BIG SPIDER? WHERE? FUCK I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! *jumps out window*
Bucky: Sam, I don’t think he had his Web shooters on.
Sam: he’s spider-boy, he’s probably fine.
Could one find Uncle Ben on an Area 51 raid??? Asking for a friend
Me when I have wings in any cosplay
This tom is laughing
this is also tom breaking my heart into pieces
Ned Leeds Asking You Out Would Include…
requested by: @fluffymadamina
• what a goofball
• this boy would have fifty separate plans with additional footnotes because it has to be PERFECT
• he was so focused on having a bachelor plan with peter but it all got pushed aside when he found out you were coming on the trip as well
• it was a 50/50 chance of you actually having your parents permission and to ned’s luck they finally caved
• his plan would go something along the lines of a romantic dinner and then a walk on the beach
• the latter part gets scrapped when he realizes there are no beaches on the trajectory
• new plan: a romantic dinner and then a walk back to your room
• bonus points if he’s courageous enough to kiss you
• in his mind he’s a total casanova so he has absolutely no doubts
• and then he sees you on the night he’s ready to ask you out and he’s speechless because you look so beautiful
• he ends up stammering so hard that you manage to silence him with a hand on his shoulder
• “hey, it’s okay. take a deep breath. what is it that you wanted to ask me?”
• “u-um… (y/n)… would you- would you like to go have dinner… with me?”
• of course you say yes
• but then dinner gets scrapped when ned realizes he literally has no money on him
• he opts for the romantic walk in the moonlight
• he was going to be suave and kiss your hand before going in for a real kiss but you’re the one who goes in for the kiss first
• he’s so surprised that he just stands there for a moment, blinking
• “wow… that was… can we do that again?”
• the rest of the trip you two spend closely with each other and officiate becoming a couple when you get back to school
and best believe you two are the cutest couple who walk the school halls
• literally everyone ships you two
requests are currently [OPEN]
Peter taking down Steve in civil war by his legs is pure representation of gen z culture in the mcu
you know as wonderful as mj and peters kiss was, it is very unrealistic. no teenagers I know would say they like each other and then kiss. we are all too awkward we’d probably just finger gun then walk away.
Peter: who do you take me for? a functional human being?
Tony: well, yes, but apparently that was the wrong assumption
peter b parker, singing to the ghostbusters theme song tune: when there’s something strange in the neighborhood … who YA GONNA CALL
miles morales, whose dad is a cop: the police
peter: ok snitch
me, writing peter parker and quentin beck angst while still missing tony:
All I want is a Spideypool fanfiction where Wade is the bottom. Is that really too much to ask?
again, not one person:
peter parker: [is a teenager and has lived through horrific trauma, who has to conceal his identity and can’t talk about it to many people because whenever he does he puts them in danger, stopped bucky’s punch, caught a bus, and on top of all of that, constantly has his powers and character disrespected to make him even more out of character
for y’all that only like him for tom holland’s abs ]
y’all writing peter parker dialogue: oh i uh, oh hi a-angel, i-i’m s-s-s-so-sorry foh b-bein s-s-such a cute w-wittle b-b-b-b-b-b-babie i uh i um i ca-can’t h-help it uwu btw i’m uh i’m sp-spi-spid-er um i’m spider-man uwu pwease dont tell m-my aunt m-may