Peter: He hated everyone and he acted on it. Unlike me. I hate people but I don't act on it.
Johnny: Peter, you are fueled by spite...
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only 3 people follow me for marvel probably but here you go
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Favorite Fantastic four member?
Johnny: OK, who's your second favorite from F4?
Spidey: Definitely Sue Storm (she's a scientist too).
Johnny: How about another Storm? Who's the third? Come on man, you can't do this to me!
Spidey: ...
Spidey: But I do admire the way Ben has adapted to any domestic and social difficulties when changes have been made to his body...
Johnny: F@ck you!
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Okay okay but no one believes Peter is in a relationship. Sure people know he changed his Facebook status a few months back. But no one else was connected to it.
" My boyfriend doesn't have a facebook "
So yeah a lot of his college classmates think that he is lying about it. Sure some of them could admit that Peter was cute adorable even but they just can't picture this nerd who wore big sweaters, baggy clothes and sweatshirt to have any game.
Then, the day someone mixed some chemicals wrong during their lab day. Beakers exploded. Splashing stuff everywhere. Classmates quickly having to strip jackets and shirts off before the chemicals soak in and burn the skin.
" Oh shit Parker "
People turn to look at Peter, who has a bright blush spreading. His neck and chest and abs( yes, he had a small 6pack who knew!) It was covered in hickey's and bite marks.
They were even more surprised when the mysterious boyfriend actually shows up with a change of clothes.
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buddie spideytorch | brainworms and f4 suit by @izzyzzart
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Peter: Have you ever been so tired you wanna cry?
Johnny: I am begging you to go to bed.
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