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which is definitely not an omen

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Your boy is about to blow up 😭

laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

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IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

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We used to be a real nation. I real country where most of the population hated cops

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

#I fucking hate cops bruh #like get a real job #like we get it you decided what you wanted to be when you were 8 and have the smallest dick known yo man #literally microscopic #we get it girl go home and mentally abuse your family #I hate cops bro #I don’t want no bootlickers in my inbox bc of this alright? #go sulk to your 4chan qanon bullshit buddies bc idgaf if you tryna suck some cop dick

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reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

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are the dead allowed to deal with life?

#AHHHHHWJCJIRKSJIAGSJWHDJHEHHWHHAHHHHHHHELPHELP ME HELP #AHHHH #bdoubleo100 #not my art

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In love with when Falin is drawn bigger, softer and fatter, with a double chin or arms that carry weight or plush thighs and tummy rolls or just as broad sholders as her brother. It's beautiful, she's so fucking beautiful in any art style, truly.

People who draw Falin as fat? I love you, i love you so mutch

#YUHHHHHH #I don’t recognize skinny falin anymore #my girl is bigger 🫶🫶🫶 #in love

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Had the idea for this piece for a while now and wanted to get it out of the system already. I'm not super happy with it but I like the Falin and red dragon blood splatter haha.

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I hate neurotypicals sm bro wtf do you MEAN you don’t mean it when you say “we should hang out again”????? Don’t give me none of that “we’re being nice” bs because that’s NOT nice???? You’re lying to someone for literally no reason????

#neurodivergent #we got beef #literally just don’t lie #it’s not hard #y’all are the weird ones #fuck y’all #/j I’m just mad rn it’s not personal #adhd #autism

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the fact that Stardew Valley is a $15 indie game that came out almost a decade ago with zero microtransactions and is still receiving free DLC updates to this day is absolutely bonkers. There are $50-60 AAA games with paid DLC that have come out more recently and aren’t nearly as actively supported or updated.

#moral of the story #make games where is just you fucking around #+ fishing….. 🫶fishing

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Lainey Molnar

#sobbing rn #positivity

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me looking up at you after you call my name

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Op why tf would you do this to me I’m in bio fighting for my life

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#HELP #SLURPING ON WET DENIM 😭

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I’m so sick of that freak ghoul (I don’t actually hate him im being dramatic 🙏) Maximus fans RISE UP!

#idk I haven’t finished it maybe he turns out to be bad if he does I’ll fucking kill myself #MAXIMUS!! #I love him sm he’s just some guy 😭 #maximus fallout #and Lucy!!! #y’all focusing on the ghoul too much yeah he’s a cowboy whatever #lucy maclean #heart emoji 🫶

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Catbru 🫶

Welcome catto Kabru to first post of my account🐾