sarventeismywife

[sarventeismywife]

sarv: STOP SCREAMING EVERYTHING IS MOVING RUV

ruv: sorry.

ruv: but let me just-

ruv: AAAA

sarv: RUVYZVAT STOP OR I WILL REALLY KILL YOU

#sarv #sarvente #sarv x ruv #sarvente x ruvyzvat #sarvente x ruv #ruv #ruv x sarv #ruv x sarvente #ruvyzvat #ruvyzvat x sarv #ruvyzvat x sarvente #friday night funkin

[sarventeismywife]

sarv: you and me are not the same

ruv: ?

sarv: i am a sinner

sarv: you are a sinner too bitch

ruv: you little-

#sarv #sarvente #sarv x ruv #sarvente x ruvyzvat #sarvente x ruv #ruv #ruvuzvat #ruv x sarv #ruvyzvat x sarvente #ruvyzvat x sarv

[sarventeismywife]

ruv: *takes off his jacket*

sarv: wait

sarv: YOU HAVE MUSCLES?

ruv: huh?

ruv: oh, i guess i have to get a bigger shirt

sarv: no

ruv: what?

sarv: don't get another one

ruv: why?

sarv: JUST DON'T

#sarv #ruv #sarvente #ruvyzvat #ruvyzvat x sarv #sarvente x ruv #sarvente x ruvyzvat #sarv x ruv #friday night funkin

[sarventeismywife]

sarv, whispering: look at him

ruv, whispering too: who?

sarv: bf, he looks kinda dumb

ruv, looking at him while talking to sarv: i know right?

ruv: did you hear the yesterday thing?

sarv: what thing?

ruv: he fighted with gf

sarv: oh don't tell me! they see okay right now...

ruv: do you think that they fixed it?

sarv: probably

ruv: they are kinda weird- he's looking here, act normal!

sarv: ...

ruv: okay, he's not looking anymore, so, i was saying-

they judge other together.

#sarv #ruv #sarv x ruv #ruvyzvat #sarvente #ruv x sarvente #ruvyzvat x sarv #boyfriend #girlfriend #bf x gf #friday night funkin

[sarventeismywife]

sarv: ruv

sarv: ruv!

ruv, on the floor:

sarv: oh no, you fainted

sarv: ruv! wake up!

sarv: r- ah! *trips*

ruv: *catchs her* sarv!

sarv: you're alive!

sarv: wait

sarv:

sarv: HOW DID YOU-

#ruv #ruvyzvat #sarv #sarvente #sarv x ruv #ruv x sarv #sarvente x ruvyzvat #sarvente x ruv #ruvyzvat x sarv #friday night funkin

[sarventeismywife]

ruv: im not singing that stupid song.

bf: beep!

ruv: i said im not, stop it.

sarv: please ruv!

ruv: ugh...

ruv: just one time.

weak point

#sarv x ruv #sarv #sarvente #ruv #ruvyzvat #bf #boyfriend #friday night funkin

[sarventeismywife]

sarv: it's sasa lele?

ruv: yes.

sarv: you sure?

ruv: yeah, look, sasa lele.

sarv: no, i think its sale sale

ruv: wait

ruv:

ruv: maybe it is?

ruv: no

ruv: its sasa lele.

he's supossed to be the smart one

#ruv #sarv #sarvente #ruvyzvat #friday night funkin

[sarventeismywife]

sarv, with ruv in hands: your knees must be tired

ruv: huh? why?

sarv: you always stand in them

sarv: carrying such a cutie must be heavy

ruv:

ruv: but they are not carrying a "cutie", just m-

sarv: GOD DAMN YOU ARE SO DUMB

he's just... that dumb

#ruv #sarv #sarvente #ruvizvat #fnf #friday night funkin'