saturnaous

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edward you look likea kitten. who let you do that with your face. stupid kitten face. stop that. cease.

hes a little kitty boy. hes a cat. hes a kitty little kitty man. a kitby,

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#there's wait huh #I have two pairs of jeans. uh three pairs of sweats #then two jammy type ones #w. whats weird #actually I think I have more sweat type ones #and then even. more stuff I don't really wear often bc of weather stuff #adn other . why do you lack so many pants op???

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LOU I HIT FUCKIGN POST LIMIT SOBBING SHAKING SCREAMING THROWIGN UP

WAILS. NOT THE POST LIMIT NOOOO. CRUEL PUNISHMENTS YOU DON"T DESERVE THIS!!!! luckily it's only an hour. I am holding your hand as you get through this trying time.

#asks

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skull moment. why is this guy so unfazed by a human skull. my man. be at least moderately freaked. not just and "euh. :/"

i'm love human skull. very fun for the whole family

#REAL #do you have any plans for your body when you die #I want to like. have my bones be put outside in a cage in a forest. with a little plauque that talks about my life #it'll be great

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SLICERRRRR SLICER SLICER SLICER SLICER!!!!!!! SLICERRRRRRRRRR

live lou reaction

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skull moment. why is this guy so unfazed by a human skull. my man. be at least moderately freaked. not just and "euh. :/"

i'm love human skull. very fun for the whole family

#my dad said I can make him skull a mantel peice when he dies

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hes evolving

GWAOOGHH. he is. acending. let him become enlightened.

#asks

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slicer sounds sexy as ever. and barry. teehee. teehee HTEHHEE HTEE TEEHE THEE HTEHHETHEHTHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE TEEHEE TEEEHEE EHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEH

hhGHGHEHGHEHEEEEE

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BOFFUM BOFFUM BOFFUM BOFFUM BOFFUMA GEUAGFKJNMGYAGHSWFCRDMGWGDSWER KESHJUY EWRYGUBSKJHJUEGHFHBJFVGHFRSHGSIUIUEHKULESJKL SLICER AND BARRY SLICER AND BARRY AGREHJGAJGRAHUHHUGGUHUGAGRGURHU THEM THEM THEM!!! BOFFUM HERE!!! BOFFUM!!! BOFFUM!!! AGIYGUAEJHERUAIU

and this, my friends, is what happens when you give a guy his armor guys

#EHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHE #armor. . . armor. . . hough

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BARRY BARRY THE CHOPPER BABRRYYY BAYRRY BARRY MY BBG SOURHGRJABA

for eel

#mental eelness

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THEY MENTIONED THE GUARDS. are my girlies here. are they. I'm so excited. slicer. . . and hopefull barry. . . my girlies. . . I'm so excited. . .

HEHGEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!!!!

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wut tah hell did scar just do. did he fucking yoink all the ink. what the hell bro.

yuh. i think.

#he broke into ed and al's room and fucking picked up all the ink. into a giant ball? an was like “ah I see you now know the truth” and then #left like the emo bastard he is #like. wth was that bro

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hes ass ogt left outside :(

HEEHGEHGEHGHEHEEEE ISOLATION

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he's actually so chaotic. whys this guy like clambering over the desk. sheska. you poor thing. being forced ot see this guy's daughter. funniest guy EVER

i love him SO FUCK he's some kind of fool. love that for him

#SO FUCK

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hughes. the guy ever.

the hugheserrrrrrr

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WAIT IS BARRY GETTING TO COME BACK? is he better. did they glow him up. I love barry barry the chopper. barry my abbygirl come back.

ejhehehghgehgeheeee. barry moment.

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I want to do a satire

AITA for killing a man on the train to New York

I (23M) was on a train from DC to Boston, I had prepared and everything, I had brought books, downloaded music to my phone, brought my headphones and even obtained a DVD player. I was having a perfect trip, listening to music in my headphones and reading my mystery novels when suddenly at the stop in Philadelphia I was oh so rudely interrupted by a young man, (late 20s, M) he said that he couldn't find a seat and that he would like to sit in the seat next to me. Being the reasonable man that I am, I got up and accommodated him, that was just basic decency of course. But then about 10 minutes later my book reading was once again interrupted as I heard a most awful noise. It was the man sitting next to me, his handsome face illuminated by a blue light, he was watching internet videos at max volume without any headphones. Immediately I was thrown into a blind rage, I pulled a rock out of my bag, threw it against the window, breaking it into pieces, grabbed my seat neighbor, lifted him up over my head and threw him out the window. It wasn't for several minutes that I realized what I did

#NTAH #unreality