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arthur lester

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WALLACE LARSON??!!

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WALLACE LARSON GODDAMN FOOL CULT COLLECTING, FAMILY SACRIFICING RAT OLD BASTARD, SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE YELLOW. BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE ORDER, LAUGHED OUT OF ADDISON MOTHERFUCKING WALLACE LARSON!

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[John voice] Arthur. Now approach the lemonade stand, just in front of you. Right, good. Now Arthur, you have to trust me, just- no, trust me. Isn't this what this relationship is all about? Trust? Good, Arthur. Now ask if they have any grapes.

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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I’ve got Malevolent brainrot

Don’t send help, I’m enjoying it

#malevolent #arthur malevolent #john doe malevolent #jarthur #malevolent podcast #silly goofy mood #sketches #silly sketches #malevolent fanart #help i love them #the brainrot is real

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"arthur would you still love me if i was a worm"

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Kayne malevolent is objectively a terrible person, like God awful, he threatened to torture a little girl for eternity, all around a bad dude. He's also my favorite actually, he's my good time boy, everytime he appears I do a silly little giggle, I wanna put him in a little glass bottle and keep him on my shelf.

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It's like you don't even care about my lovecraftian hardship and cartoonish whimsy

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Me and the eldritch entity I pulled by being a blind asshole

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Someone: How are you doing?

The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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John would be so confused upon walking into an IKEA. Wandering into the showrooms would be so odd for him I think it would go something like this:

"Arthur there's so many rooms here. They're connected but they don't look like they belong together. They're ornate but unlived in."

"what?"

"Arthur something sinister is going on here. This place is humongous, never ending. There's scripture everywhere. Arthur... what is a Djungelskog"

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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

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Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

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Melanie King s3 alternative ending

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Protocule is the new polyarchives send post