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‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
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seizerofdarkness · 13 hours
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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seizerofdarkness · 13 hours
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what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
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seizerofdarkness · 14 hours
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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seizerofdarkness · 2 days
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What brings you in here today?
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seizerofdarkness · 2 days
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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
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seizerofdarkness · 2 days
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adrienette keeping their secret identities from their kids is underrated. not only do i think it's more practical/safe (when i was a kid i told all my friends ALL of my parents' dirty secrets because i was very trusting of my friends and also had no solid concept of consequence) but also i think it's more fun to keep the identity shenanigans going. their kids thinking their parents are lame, meanwhile thinking ladybug and chat noir are sooooo cool.
like dad you're soooo lame, stop wanting to play board games with us while we're trying to watch the newest Ladybug and Chat Noir movie. god mom is always so busy and anxious, she's nothing like carefree confident ladybug. my brother dressed up as chat noir for halloween and for some reason it made my dad cry. i told my parents i thought Chat Noir and Rena Rouge had the most chemistry in the movies and they stared blankly at me. i snuck out at night to go to a friend's place and ladybug intercepted me on the street and was super freaked out about it for some reason. some kids at school found out i'm hawkmoth's grandkid and are being mean to me and told me ladybug and chat noir would hate me and it made me cry. mom says ladybug and chat noir LOVE ME SO MUCH but that seems like a stretch?? the other night i heard SOMETHING eating VORACIOUSLY in our cheese cabinet and when i ran to my parents' room to tell them about it they AVIDLY denied it and THEN claimed it was a mouse but how the fuck did a mouse get up there??? why are they so shifty???? and WHO keeps eating my COOKIES
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seizerofdarkness · 2 days
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most of the characterse are not my author, this is just a fanfic
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la mayoría de los personajes no son de mi autoria esto solo es un fanfic
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burnout be like
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seizerofdarkness · 2 days
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Blazagon as Jack Rose
Like the title says, I drew Blazagon as Jack Rose!
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seizerofdarkness · 2 days
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I have to say, it is so wonderful to see so many familiar usernames still active. 🥺
Even if we've never directly interacted, I see you.
It feels like home.
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"I've decided not to vaccinate my animals. Think about it, how often do you see a rabid dog?"
Yes Heather think about it. Think about how few rabid dogs you see in your comfortable western country with easy access to vet care. Think about why it might be that you've never seen a rabid dog. Really dig deep here you absolute fucking fool.
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Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other. (Part 2)
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seizerofdarkness · 2 days
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it's important to be friends with a bunch of weird furries both to gain a better understanding of your own interests and identity but also to gain a bigger appreciation for things that you are simply Not into
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Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win
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