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I shall respect Constantine's wishes to not be referred to as Connie. They shall now be exclusively be known as "Big D."

yup i see no potential issues with this plan

#ask #sentience if #constantine

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Klaus occasionally sowing discord between Io and Val because he can't let his sluts unionize against him

I think that's the one thing klaus *can't* do. io and Val were born unionized

#putting the io in union #ask #sentience if #val/klaus

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My Io would not need to be drunk to start gushing about Kat, they have a full time career in telling Kat how pretty she is, with a side hustle in telling other people how gorgeous Kat is.

luckily it's a career that pays, including benefits and a retirement plan

#ask #sentience if #kat #the retirement plan is scamming a rich person out of their private island

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It's very romantic that the only thing stopping Connie from crawling into a McConald's Play Place to retrieve their rat is the fact that they're too big.

yesss the play place asks are back

#ask #sentience if #constantine

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Grrr I'm so mad. Val took ALL the gender and now theres none left for anyone!

smdh just one more thing they stole

#ask #sentience if #val

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Thought I'd continue the theme of drunk reaction asks. The classic: Io's been drinking, the RO goes in for a kiss but Io too drunk to recognise them pushes them away and goes "No I have the bestest, most perfectest partner in the world, only they get kissies."

Kat: oh really? tell her all about this person and how beautiful she is and how much you love and adore her

Ira: torn between gushing over how adorable it is and trying to convince Io it's them- they want that kiss even more, now

Klaus: oh, he checked with Klaus and he said it was fine, he promisessss

Connie: touched, actually. doesn't know what to do for a second, ends up 'offering' to walk Io home, hopefully they'll come to in the mean time

Val: sobs, that's so cute. Well, are hugs and Holding Them acceptable because Val is melting and they need structural support

#ask #sentience if #val #constantine #klaus #ira #kat

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What do the ROs keep in their pocketses? Obviously for Io it's string or nothing

Klaus: his rosary, probably a pen or two, a ring of old fashioned keys

Kat: emergency lipstick, a pen knife, couple of lockpicks

Ira: mints and a little lotion bottle. most of their stuff is somehow attached to their notebook

Connie: utility knife, whetstone, backup hair tie

Val: magic ring that turns you invisible werthers originals

#ask #sentience if #val #constantine #klaus #ira #kat

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in the first part when taking the offering, is there a significant difference if you place it on ur tongue or bringing it to your eyes?

or just a silly preference and what sounds cooler to you?

it affects your stats! I don't 100% remember off the top of my head but I think it's the Humanity stat

#ask #sentience if

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'checking the contents of the bottle to make sure they didn't accidentally drink idiot-bad-taste potion'

Yeah but they'd probably also do this if a pre-relationship Io confesses to liking them romantically :)

well, idk about bad taste, but yes :^)

#ask #sentience if #val

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Drunken Io confessing to Val that they like Connie in all sorts of mushy and/or carnal ways gets Val all -

checking the contents of the bottle to make sure they didn't accidentally drink idiot-bad-taste potion

#ask #sentience if #val #constantine

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🦧

monke

#ask

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Io:

fjdksgj do i tag this as nsfw

#ask #sentience if #io

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So Val and Io get drunk and hit on each other, which leads to them hitting on each other, which when you take into account their relationship is really just another form of hitting on each other, right?

I read this first without the 'on' and either way it's true

#ask #sentience if #val

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Drunk Io and Val getting into a fist fight because they were arguing over who loves who more ❤

this is so canon that I can't remember if I've answered an ask with it before

#ask #sentience if #val

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☀️💞🥂

#ask

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okay but with how Val keeps acting around Io, what if someone were to ask them about their relationship status and just introduced Val as their partner and while Val is freaking out Io is just like ???? have we not been acting like spouses all the time ??? is Val gonna have a meltdown hahaha

wow it really would be just that easy to bring Val's entire life crashing down around them wouldn't it lmfao

#ask #sentience if #val #val: haha funny JOKE io

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If Io went through a hard reset... I mean, developed amnesia again, didn't recognize anybody or know anything, how would Val react? Would they feel compelled to go through it all over again or be like "once was enough"?

who's to say you won't find out :^)

#ask #sentience if