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Very good Riz expressions, thank you Murph

#d20 #art #murrrrrph

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nice argument you got there, one small issue. im pregnant and it's yours

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Today my friend said something along the lines of, "It's gonna feel so good to get top surgery and get your huge F-cup boobs cut off. It's gonna be like shaving a matted dog," and that's like the funniest comparison to make on planet earth.

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as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

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i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

#the way ill never get to ride this or smoke a cigarette on a commercial plane. born in the wrong generation #prev tags fr

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@/lauenmarte on twitter did a drawing of my fhsona ! her name is cal she’s a 7th level sophomore conjuration wizard. she has a baby sloth familiar named beep (pictured). she’s lazy and a little mean but in a fun way. the scars on her face are from something embarrassing and not heroic that happened on an adventure w her party. her adventuring party has 3 wizards in it. that strand of hair that’s shorter is from when beep got gum in her hair. she’s a quarter elf on her mom’s side. she does Model Council of Chosen. and most importantly. she’s gay.

#fhsona #cal

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poets when you ask them to cite sources/inspiration

#some of us have a rich inner mind ok!!!!

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I know for sure there was at least one 16th century neurodivergent kid who would draw Mercutio over and over on school papers and say shit like I shalt dump him into the bathwaters then roughly dryeth his body with towels like he art my family's loyal hound elizabeth

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you gross nasty freak wanna hangout

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Wet Beast Wednesday

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Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved

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[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

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#laugh rule #imo what’s next is #they meet months later randomly at a homoerotic place #(gym or pickup bball game or a bar or some friend of a friends smth #and then they kiss kiss fall in love