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Alias Fakename
Mockmein's Madhouse
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Intro to Alias
This tumblr is going to be a space where I write in the character of Alias Fakename (Uh-lie-us Fah-kuh-nah-may) which is a LARP character I play. He’s got a lot of interesting and creepy complexity and I’d love a space like this to be able to explore that. Know that unless otherwise marked with my fancy #META, anything and everything I post here will be in character. If you have any questions for Alias feel free to ask, anything for me the player make sure to preface with the ever fancy #META.
This blog is mostly just to have fun and share with my friends, but feel free to share it with your friends too. I promise Alias bites (but only if you’re not super into it) and I think you’ll get some amusement out of his thoughts and plots.
Enjoy!
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Ya know, I find myselves thinking sometimes, “HEY! You know what would be great? Putting down my thoughts where others can embrace that deep dark warmth of madness!” and so here I am, bringing smiles to all the faces and maybe a few other interesting places.
Now for those of you who don’t know yet, you should never trust a shift fuckin’ elf. And I’ll be the first to tell ya that I’m by far the shifties of the elves, King Shifty some have called me, I was also once even Made of Shiftiness for a wedding but don’t worry the ceremony all mysteriously caught fire before I could do anything too crazy there. But that’s exactly why you can trust me, you can always trust the dishonest man to fool ya, but honest people? NO THANKS! You never know when they’re gonna dabble in dishonesty, more than likely it’ll be when it suits their needs. Where as one such as myself won’t just lie to ya when the mood hits. OH NO! I’m gonna go that extra mile to make you believe the most outlandishly asinine things, I will put my blood (which is definitely made of spiders), sweat (spider tears), and tears (spider sweat, lots of little legs running up to the eyes is sweaty work) into it
So, you’ve come here to glean something from ol’ Alias. Well for those of you who’re reading with your eyes and not your brains I’m going to go ahead and spell some things out for ya in the phonetic sense. So far you’ve been pronouncing my name wrong, I know because I’ve been listening to your inner voice read all this and yes that moment of wondering how I could do that does make you paranoid though not wrong. ANYWAY CRAZY, my name (depending on the time in most places) is Alias Fakename which done all phonetic like is Uh-lie-us Fah-kuh-nah-may. I’m what you’d call a Mockmein if ya know what I mein, just don’t mock it cause that’d be kinda mein, then I’d have to mock you and I don’t care to mock mein people. Now you’re getting the idea of it all.
WELCOME TO INSANITY PUT TO PAPER!........Well kinda........paper like substitute I suppose. Whatever it’s my blog (are those still a thing?) and I’ll be creepy if I want to.
In the following posts I’ll cover stories, high and low points of my life, talk about my ingenious plans, and take questions from you, MY CURRENTLY LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!
Hopefully it puts a smile on your face, I know I’ve got one! :D
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