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I don't think he would eat most of the reapers, and not just because he could not catch them.

But, starting with Alan, I think he would allow Alan to survive because Alan is just a kind person. In the musical, we see him hesitate over killing people, even if it is his job. Plus, Hannibal does not eat sick people, as seen in the show. The only reason he would try to kill Alan would be as some sort of pity, but even then I don't think Hannibal would be able to take on a reaper.

Ron is an overly energetic dog of a man. Hannibal would put his ass in the soup so fast if he was able to.

Will is too stuck up, he and Hannibal would have some weird 5D mind chess game going on about their politeness and manners, Hannibal would then surprise him by attacking. Assuming Hannibal wins the fight (unlikely) Will is also getting souped.

Eric is polite in a small-town, boy-next-door kind of way. Hannibal would not eat him.

Othello and Undertaker are both men of science, and Hannibal would appreciate that. They would have very interesting conversations about Victorian era medicine and Hannibal would end up inviting both of them to his dinner parties. They are friends :)

Grell...

Grell is safe(ish) because she could befriend Will. She is attracted to his pathetic, wet-dog tboy swag and he appreciates her hunting prowess. It is possible that Hannibal would be jealous of their relationship, forcing him to kill her. She might be saved by her ladylike charm and manners. She admires his style and commitment to the bit.

As in: would your fav character survive Hannibal Lecter? Why do you think so? If your fav is Hannibal, would he survive himself?

#black butler #kuroshitsuji

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Ok. So-

As in: would your fav character survive Hannibal Lecter? Why do you think so? If your fav is Hannibal, would he survive himself?

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#Grell sweep! Grell sweep! Grell sweep! #pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

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Grelle represents death and Mey Rin represents life like they're a wlw version of Hades and Persephone NO ONE FUCKING LOOOK AT ME-

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yeah

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#I miss my Alan Tails Wednesday

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#I miss my Alan tails Tuesday

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Yeah babe, good job on delivering our first child or something- more importantly though, did you know that at approximately 00:42:17 in 'The Most Beautiful DEATH in The World - A Thousand Souls and The Fallen Grim Reaper', Alan literally reaches for Eric's face?? Bro strokes his face a little?? Wait, what do you mean you want a divorce?

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"You know, the manual doesn't say anything about lip-to-lip contact." "It does discourage romantic fraternization." "This can't be romantic, then."

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#I miss my Alan tails Thursday

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So tumblr has a very specific set of fandoms. So

Which fandom will win?

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theoretically. you could do alancest and ericcest with the og and rerun versions of them

#I mean #after Sebric this seems right up my alley :/ #👀

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I'm going crazy. I finally finished my last multi-chap reaper fic and I was going to start another one but then a different fic turned into a series so I'm gonna wait.

But! Just to encourage myself to actually write it since I planned it almost a year ago, here's the basic premise. If you'd be interested in reading it, please let me know and I might finally start it.

It's a Time Loop because I love them

Also, it's Slingphries, because I love them even more

The whole musical plot happens, it's all sad and all, but then Eric wakes up at the beginning of the day again. For this to not be obscenely long, the whole musical is just 1 day.

So he does it all again, but Alan still dies and it all resets again.

This goes on for over 30 tries (that I have already planned!) but Alan just keeps dying again and again.

And overtime, a lot of weird things start to get distorted and all weird.

It would have a happy ending because, believe it or not, I actually like those.

So if you'd be interested, please tell me! I have so much of it already planned out it's not even funny.

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #alan humphries #eric slingby #slingphries

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i had a dream about a slingphries fanfic and i woke up excited to reread it but im realizing it doesnt exist and it was also not good

#10/10 would eat him whole #kuroshitsuji #black butler #slingphries #eric slingby #alan humphries

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This is so cursed

https://uquiz.com/c74z7B take my quiz boy

#I got a bad score :( #25%

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This is so cursed

https://uquiz.com/c74z7B take my quiz boy

#I got a bad score :( #25%

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I want what they have (death is optional). I can't put into words (yet) how important these blorbos are to my brain so accept a drawing type thing instead.

!!BOYFRIEND TRIES TO CURE REAPER CANCER AND ACCIDENTALLY KILLS THEM BOTH WITH HIS SMOOTH BRAIN!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!! (Keep reading if you want my mental vomit teehee)

I want what that have, like yeah babe- ofc I'll go get a thousand souls for you easy- you're the light of my life and are just a little guy. Damn, he's just like me fr. Eric literally has the smoothest brain but the biggest heart for his small, sickly boyfriend and it makes me unwell. If there are any other little guys out there like myself who are still weeping and fixated on Most Beautiful DEATH, I want to give you a smooch and be your pal please thanks <3

(Also, need some Slingphries pals to give me their opinions on AMV stuff but shhhhh that's a secret teehee)

#them.... #kuroshitsuji #black butler #alan humphries #eric slingby #slingphries