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my love lies bleeding shirt came in today… i’ve already cut it into a cropped muscle tank… i can’t WAIT to wear this in public

#it’s so cool i’m very excited about it

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#wow… how quickly the world forgets thug story 😔

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#tortoiseshell i think #but maybe the coco pfp colour scheme is swaying my instincts here

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gimme ur hot take on tswift/galoyrism (not me trying to get you killed)

my only hot take on taylor currently is just that ttpd is absolute dookie and i’m mad at her for it

gaylorism though???? i’ve told u about this before for SURE but i’ll repeat it here for everyone. i wanna write an academic paper on the following:

essentially, i think the whole gaylor phenomenon comes from a deep desire to queer the american dream. taylor represents the quintessential american who’s allowed to access the american dream: white, cis, straight, attractive, wealthy, popular, able bodied, etc. the only thing that doesn’t fall into the standard qualifications for the dream is her womanhood which is why she relies so heavily on boring neolib white feminism,,,,, a man can shout when a women must only whisper, that kinda shit

for gaylors though, this is insufficient. their major barrier of access to the american dream is typically their queerness; being a - usually - chronically online person means that they need to see a queerness that is not only socially accepted, but celebrated. so, they imagine this distant far off land where taylor comes out one day and it irrevocably shakes the foundation of the mainstream because she’s still the american dream except now she’s queer and that implies so many things for them

i’m not articulating this the best because tummy hurts and tired, but in essence i think that there’s an assumption that an out, queer taylor swift would be a roundabout way of allowing the dominant acceptable americanness metabolize queerness in a way that normalizes it entirely.

i saw a post from one of them once that was like “if taylor really is straight, doesn’t that make everything she does boring and no different from the million other straight stories we’ve heard before?” and like…. you are so close to the point, my love. A: she’s a human person and not a doll for you to dress up, so yeah, it would totally make things boring and unimaginative. but the bigger point is B: you’ve mistaken the fact that she’s always relied on ambiguity about muses as her giving secret hints of some illicit queer romance

she’s the absolute paragon of american cishet acceptability which is why if she were queer, that entirely changes the idea of who gets to access the dream. it’s wild stuff, but with some more research i really think that might be what it is

send me a 🔥 for an unpopular opinion!

#i also think a lot of gaylors grew up listening to her and then when they realized they were queer they were like #woah this is unrelatable to me now and reflects a life i’ll never experience if these are about men #so they project queerness on to her #i get it because i’ve been a fan since 06 and i forced myself to cry to whitehorse when my bf broke up with me at 13 #because i thought it would make for a good dramatic moment #but once i realized i was a lesbian i was like oh cool this song is actually about everlark or some shit idk #i didn’t go ah… she scissored karlie 🤔 #if this shows up in their tag i’m killin u kathy jsyk #i truly don’t have any ill will or negativity toward them… i just kinda feel bad for them #asks #joansholmes

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of all the things covid took from the world, depriving us of a legendary hall of fame run from christen press in 2020 was absolutely the worst

#she started the year off so GOOD dude #she was unmatched at concacaf she was looking good her fitness was great and then… tragedy 😔 #christen press #woso

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🔥 for your hot takes on rwby 👀👀👀

i’m trying to think of something i haven’t already said on here 🤔

i guess one of my biggest ones is that the clearest mark of the lack of media literacy in this fandom is how sour people are on v4 which, in my opinion, is absolutely the most important volume of the series. it manages to strip all four of the main girls down to their basest levels and then build them ALL up stronger through the volume in a pretty seamless way and yet people think it’s a weak volume??

idk, what they did there was really well done and made the transition from naïve students to battle hardened heroes super smooth and without that volume specifically this show would be deeply DEEPLY flawed and shallow and yet people are like… the girls were separated and my ships didn’t have any on screen moments therefore this volume is bad… you people are insane

send me a 🔥 for an unpopular opinion!

#asks #patchodraws #rwby

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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

#oh yeah let’s get controversial tonight #i’m sleepy and overstimulated let’s make it worse #ask game

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throwing a 30lb toddler in the air for hours is a fantastic pump pt 2

#first photo arms look HUGE damn #we are getting big this summer mark my words #the swoleification of one girlbosssalem #excuse my dirty mirror i gotta clean tomorrow

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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

#ancient fauna #yeah that’s cool i think crocs are wicked

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at least there's gay people

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

#in defence of billie… homeschooled child syndrome

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made someone cry during my zine presentation today,,,,, i’m achieving levels of academia you could only dream of

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and if i tell u i’ve been rewatching gang theory videos for some reason…. will u still love me

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#hell yeah i’ve seen literally every single wlw ship with a buff lady drawn this way #love it keep it comin you guys #arcane #caitlyn kiramman #vi #piltovers finest

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workshopping an outfit for a bridal shower i’m going to in a month or so… i’m thinking a pair of white, black soled platform oxfords or all black platform oxfords w this one

#i’m leaning towards the all blacks because it’ll segment the outfit well

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my contribution to the masc hypno genre

#oh yes i do!

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#no supernatural option on the supernatural site 😔 #mystery spot you will always be famous