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as much as I am excited about the 5 new helluva boss eps I so so so desperately need to get into another fandom

#also the pacing of the trailer #is it gonna be that slow #and the Millie short was appalling #like the vivziepop virtue signalling is wild #but #more stolitz #so I can’t complain

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#bro is building a prison

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I think what’s incredibly funny is that now if anyone tells a tumblr user that they went to go visit their friend (a completely normal thing to say) without knowing the meme, they’re going to get the stupidest reaction because of how terminally online the other person is. Which is exactly what the original comic was about anyway.

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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

#also even without the editing what is that house #what was the gap between master bedroom and ensuite supposed to be? #mud room? #two recliners? #where’s the tf? #flex space in that small of a house?

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#MY STUDENTS ARE ALL MORONS

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#phone bcs i make spelling errors on my laptop #and my pinky fingers cannot type for shit

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[liberal voice] you just don't get it, i'm being practical here. i'm basing my political strategy on the real possibility that after the 2024 US presidential election, an anvil will comedically fall on joe biden's head, causing him to develop total amnesia and awakening his socialist alter ego "Woke Biden"

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U can defs eat kangaroo, it's like a fine dining thing mainly tbh so it would actually be fancy

so cool... now i rlly wanna taste kangaroo meat

#kangaroo is dog food #not people food

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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

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#god my father has a lot of money

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#albo finally standing up for the country for once #auspol #elon musk #twitter #australia

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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#freaky deaky ahh website

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hmmm

#this is replacing the cactus